EARTHQUACK!

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#1  Edited By batkevin74

This is my movie pitch along the lines of Sharknado, Ghost Shark, Arctic Volcano and Snakes On A Plane.(Copyright K Curley 2014 all rights reserved etc)

Cast: John Stamos (Full House & the Kokomo film clip) as Oliver Jackson our hero

Sarah Lancaster (Chuck) as Oliver's bitch ex-wife, Abigail

Gillian Anderson (X-Files) as Dr Sophia Madison

Tiffany Amber Thiessen (Saved by the Bell) as Assistant Chloe Lucas

Jonathan Lipnicki (the kid from Jerry Macguire) as Noah Alexander

David Morse (12 Monkeys, Green Mile) as Chief of Staff General Douglas Ridgeway

Russell Crowe (Gladiator, Noah, Man of Steel, Silver Brumby) as the voice of The Duck

and introducing some new small fresh faced child as the son/daughter of Oliver & Abigail.

Very basic outline:

Fracking company releases Godzilla sized duck. Duck rampages across the US. Military tries to stop but no avail. The hero, teaming with scientists, work out where it's going and its weak spot and at the 11th hour, as The Duck prepares to fly south for the winter (and reap havoc in Australia), saves the day with large explosion.

Soundtrack songs by: Tiffany, Stryper, East 17, Ratt, Craig McLachlan with Check 1-2, Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts, Boom Crash Opera and Michael Buble.

Credits roll but we see that giant duck had laid some eggs...for the sequel: Earthquack 2: Quack's Back!

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You stole my idea lol

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#3  Edited By ImpurestCheese

@batkevin74: Sounds like Bullockornis 'The Demon Duck of Doom' to me

*The fact that this has more comments then mu latest work is kinda sad

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Uh where did my comment go about the Demon Duck of Doom go?

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Crossover!

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Uh where did my comment go about the Demon Duck of Doom go?

It was weird. It was between existing and not existing. When I came it was deleted, but the button which is supposed to say "undelete" instead said delete. So it was deleted but...not deleted. (if that makes any sense I'll mail you a cupcake)

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@batkevin74: That is really rediculous but I love it. I would actually go see that film, so that's at least at least one ticket sold

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#10  Edited By batkevin74

@the_poet: Might start a kickstarter and get this baby off the ground

@wildvine: I think that might be part of the awkward "love scene" in the film

@impurestcheese: No idea where it went. I had a notification but nothing here.

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#11  Edited By 4donkeyjohnson

Really? Oh boy...good luck

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Syfy Channel should air this movie.

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"This Summer, Australia is ducked."

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@wildvine: Ha ha, well I was going to set it in the US but the tag line of 'Get ducked' works :)

Syfy Channel should air this movie.

Hear hear!

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@wildvine: By setting it in the US, plus US casting I have a wider audience though Australia could work too

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#18  Edited By TheSpiritStalker

This is my movie pitch along the lines of Sharknado, Ghost Shark, Arctic Volcano and Snakes On A Plane.(Copyright K Curley 2014 all rights reserved etc)

Cast: John Stamos (Full House & the Kokomo film clip) as Oliver Jackson our hero

Sarah Lancaster (Chuck) as Oliver's bitch ex-wife, Abigail

Gillian Anderson (X-Files) as Dr Sophia Madison

Tiffany Amber Thiessen (Saved by the Bell) as Assistant Chloe Lucas

Jonathan Lipnicki (the kid from Jerry Macguire) as Noah Alexander

David Morse (12 Monkeys, Green Mile) as Chief of Staff General Douglas Ridgeway

Russell Crowe (Gladiator, Noah, Man of Steel, Silver Brumby) as the voice of The Duck

and introducing some new small fresh faced child as the son/daughter of Oliver & Abigail.

Very basic outline:

Fracking company releases Godzilla sized duck. Duck rampages across the US. Military tries to stop but no avail. The hero, teaming with scientists, work out where it's going and its weak spot and at the 11th hour, as The Duck prepares to fly south for the winter (and reap havoc in Australia), saves the day with large explosion.

Soundtrack songs by: Tiffany, Stryper, East 17, Ratt, Craig McLachlan with Check 1-2, Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts, Boom Crash Opera and Michael Buble.

Credits roll but we see that giant duck had laid some eggs...for the sequel: Earthquack 2: Quack's Back!

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QUACK!

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#21  Edited By ImpurestCheese

It's duck season

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