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#1  Edited By darkwolverineUSMC

I'll start off and leave the story open ended. The next poster will continue the story. You can use any character or any universe any way you want it. Make it funny, I don't care. Just be original. 
 
One day in metropolis, Superman's flying around when all of a sudden he spots spider-man. He swooshes over to the web-slinger and asks...
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#2  Edited By Winfield

Dont spiders usually shoot webs out of their butts?

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#3  Edited By darkwolverineUSMC
@Winfield:
Spider-man looks back at Superman and says," actually there called spinerets, and isn't underwear supposed to be worn under your pants"?
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#4  Edited By gambit987

Superman answers, "actually it is ... uhm underwear?

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#5  Edited By Koz

So Spider-man starts laughing his butt off and calls Human Tourch over. Human Tourch Flys over and says "what up Web Head' ?
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#6  Edited By MarvelJackAss433

Spidey says:"This guy is wearing underwear over his pants!"

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#7  Edited By Koz

Then they both start laughing together so hard, Superman bends over and says" you guys want to make fun of me ? Well take this!!" Once Superman bends over, he blows the the biggest and most powerfull fart. The fumes were so strong and being Homan torch was right there, it lit Spider-man on fire, and the force pushed Spider-man thorugh five buildings.
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#8  Edited By ComicStooge

Superman laughs his head off until Thor comes up behind him and swing Mjolnir at his head, sending it straight off.

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#9  Edited By darkwolverineUSMC

Human Torch gains his footing only to realize that the power of superman's fart has put out his flame. Doucing him self in carosine, he lites a match and decides," this'll help".
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#10  Edited By Eggimann

It doesnt help. Torch is on fire. The fire spreads all over him and he screams in agony as he burns.

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Until Mr. Freeze walks by and cools him off. Iceman slides by saying," whoa man, ice is my thing. I don't know where you get off by doing my job for me", and sprays Victor Freeze in the face.

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#12  Edited By blade hunter

Victor gets up and points out superman's under wear out to Bobby

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Bobby yells," that aint gonna distract me, you frosty son of a", and is immediately cut off by Batman breaking a microwave door and pointing it at them. Iceman screams as him and Victor melt.

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#14  Edited By Eggimann

As it turns out Batman is really Hit-Monkey in disguise, who leaps up and rips off Super-Man clothes.