Rated M for vilonce, exstream epicness, and the possabliaty that Chuck Norris will come after you.
Disclamer: i own nether Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee or anybody else I use in this story
A long, long time ago when Earth had 8 contadents, and 2 moons, Chuck Norris was sitting at a bar in Algamone( the 8th contadent) when suddenly Bruce Lee walked though the door. He was about to make history, by challenging Chuck Norris to a dual to the death. Bruce went over to Chuck who was sitting there in all his epicness,
Bruce said " Chuck Norris, i challeng you to a dual, TO THE DEATH!!!!"
Chuck was offended by this small man even challenging him, "The mighty Chuck Norris" and laughted. He then grabed Lee by the neck and slung him out the door, then went outside to take him out. Bruce was already up and ready to fight. Chuck tried to punch him but Bruce grab his fist, and threw Chuck into a near by field. Chuck laughted it off. They then ingaged in combat, one throwing punches, the other blocking, and vice versa. Then after about 30 minates Lee landed a upper cut on Chuck. He rocketed in the air, then Bruce jumped up and foght him in aireal combat, but then Norris pulled a move that Bruce Lee didnt exspect, the chin fist! Chuck punched him as he rocketed in to the ground, THEN THRU IT!!! Lee ended up in the earths core, coverd in lava, But yet some how he surrived he jumped out as Chuck was walking away and lunged at him, Lee grabbed him behind the neck and threw him so hard he went around the world 3 times, then Norris hit the ground. Bruce went over to see if Chuck was down and he appeard so, Bruce came closer, then BOOM, Chuck hit him with the chin fist. Chuck jump into the air and round house kicked into the ground. He hit the ground so hard that he blew up the whole contadent( witch was only slightly smaller then Alstralua). Then Chuck followed him tru the ground. They were going so fast that they came out the other side of the earth and went into space, where they landed on the second moon, Laura. They were both bloodyed, scarred, and brused but they could not give up. They looked at each other with pure hatred, this just got personal. With out saying a word they started to fight again. Bruce Lee gave his most powerful punched and Chuck Norris gave his most powerful round house kick and the attacks hit each other! The second moon, Laura, exploded and the combatents came speeding, like a comet, to the ground. They landed some where in the destert. The dust started to clear, only one person was standing, It was..............BRUCE LEE!!!!!!!!!!!! He stould in victory, looking down at Chuck's life less body.
About 1 month later, Bruce was chatting with his friends in japan. They were at a bar, chatting about Bruces fight. Suddenly a knife started to float in the air, Lee could see Chucks Ghost, and he wanted revenge. He doged the first couple slashes, but he couldnt hit the ghost, in time Bruce Lee tired and was stabed to death.
Now, since nether of them could go to hell or heven(they would get in fights and reck the place), they had there own univerce create for them, where they could fight forever, spawning what ever they needed to fight, like a video game with what ever cheats you wanted, but in real life!!! Now only the most BAMFs could go there to fight with them.
Did you like it? Be brutaly honest. This is my first story and I'm only 12.