Character Creation Contest #35 Zombies!!

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@wildvine: I had grand plans about a whole world, but this simple little idea of a vegan now a zombie, disgusted at himself but unable to do anything about kept coming back.

As for you winning, gotta enter first :)

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@wildvine said:

And then children, Btakevin phoned it in. That's when I knew it was my big chance to steal the win.

@batkevin74: Yeahhh...I was going to say this but didn't. You really did kind of phone this one in though. I mean, who do you think you are- @4donkeyjohnson? (4dj...time travel from the rear end?)

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@cbishop: It's not lack of effort or being casual, it's just short and poignant I feel. Not every thing needs a 1500+ word. As for time bum travel, that could quite possibly be the next big thing since we do live in a world of Dinosaur On Human sex novels and spider erotica and lets not forget Bronies. (I suggest you don't click the links unless you're really into that kinda weird $h!T)

And maybe my "phoning it in" will work. It's short, concise, likeable and memorable. In a contest sometimes you gotta play smart :)

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@batkevin74: Short, yes. Poignant? I didn't get that from it. That's okay though. ...I don't like playing to the vote. I write a story I'm happy with and hope the voter is happy with it too. I've skewed a few endings due to the deadline, and that's bit me just about every time. It doesn't have to be 1,500+ words, but I tend to run long- those stories work better for me. Short can work. I was actually thinking last night that it'd be fun to go back to the 500 and 600 word limit challenges (like the first two) where you can only write a scene, and have to be really concise. Those were actually a bit more challenging than the no limit stories, and of course they were quicker reads. They got frustrating for the writers though- that's why we went to 1K, 1.5K, then 2K, then no limit lol. I'm getting a bit burned out though. It's hard to compete against the machines that are batkevin74 and ImpurestCheese, and still do my real world job. :} Okay, enough rambling, have to go get some sleep so I can get to that real world job tonight. Cheers.

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@cbishop: @wildvine: Since you both thought I didn't try, I'm retracting my vegan zombie story of poignancy and submitting a new one.

This is technically a co-write with a guy I know

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An extract of Romeo & Juliet,

translated from the original Klingon into Zombian/Zombinese by W Shakespeare & K Curley

ACT I

PROLOGUE

Brains brains, brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains Verona, brains brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains!

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains-brain’s brains brains brains;

Brains brains, brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

Brains brains, brains brains brains-brain’s brains,

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains,

Brains, brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains;

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SCENE I. Verona. A public place.

Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, zombies of the house of Capulet

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains

SAMPSON

Brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains, brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains, brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains Montague brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains ; brains brains brains brains brains brains:

Brains, brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains: Brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Montague's.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains brains; brains brains brains brains

brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains; brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains,

brains brains brains brains brains brains: brains brains brains brains

Montague's brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains

brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

'Brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains: brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains

brains, brains brains brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains?

SAMPSON

Brains, brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains ;

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains : brains

'brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

GREGORY

'Brains brains brains brains brains brains; brains brains brains, brains

brains brains brains John. Brains brains brains! Brains brains

brains brains brains brains brains brains Montagues.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains : brains, brains brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains ! brains brains brains brains brains?

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains, brains ; brains brains brains!

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains ; brains brains brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains, brains brains brains. Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains;

brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains.

Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR, who are also zombies

ABRAHAM

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains ?

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains brains brains, brains.

ABRAHAM

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains ?

SAMPSON

[Aside to GREGORY] Brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains brains brains brains?

GREGORY

Brain

SAMPSON

Brains brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains, brains, brains brains brains brains, brains.

GREGORY

Brains brains brains, brains?

ABRAHAM

Brains brains ! brains, brains.

SAMPSON

Brains brains brains, brains, brains brains brains brains: brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

ABRAHAM

Brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains, brains.

GREGORY

Brains ‘brains:’ brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

SAMPSON

Brains, brains, brains.

ABRAHAM

Brains brains

SAMPSON

Brains, brains brains brains brains. Gregory, brains brains, brains brains.

They fight

Enter BENVOLIO, also a zombie

BENVOLIO

Brains, brains!

Brains brains brains brains; brains brains brains brains brains brains.

Beats down their swords

Enter TYBALT, zombie prince of cats

TYBALT

Brains, brains brains brains brains brains brains brains? Brains brains, Benvolio, brains brains brains brains!

BENVOLIO

Brains brains brains brains brains brains: brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

TYBALT

Brains, brains, brains brains brains brains! Brains brains brains brains,

Brains brains brains brains, brains Montagues, brains brain:

Brains brains brains, brains !

They fight

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I feel like Impurest is the only one who has read mine.

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@cbishop said:

@batkevin74: I write a story I'm happy with and hope the voter is happy with it too.

I was happy with my original, you seemingly were not and now we'll never know if my short story would've won as I'm retracting it. So I have written a new piece to appease. Let me know as I still have 12 days til the end of the month to write another one if this doesn't suit

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#59  Edited By ImpurestCheese

@turbinail: People will read and comment in the voting I'm sure. In fact I'm willing to let Ifan eat my shoe if there is no mention then

@batkevin74: The immortal bard will be turning in his soon to be unoccupied grave.

(Damm it Zombie Shakespeare complaining about modern television - missed oppertunity)

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@turbinail: I read'em once they're all up and done

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@batkevin74 said:

@cbishop: @wildvine: Since you both thought I didn't try, I'm retracting my vegan zombie story of poignancy and submitting a new one.

This is technically a co-write with a guy I know

**

An extract of Romeo & Juliet,

translated from the original Klingon into Zombian/Zombinese by W Shakespeare & K Curley

ACT I

PROLOGUE

Brains brains, brains brains brains brains, ...[ad nauseam]

Shakespeare is a guy you know? You've aged very well. :)

And har-dee-har-har.

I wasn't suggesting you withdraw your story, just observing that it wasn't your best effort.

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@cbishop: yeah I know him, not well but having studied him at school in the 1900's I feel a closeness. And hey I'm busy so whenever I can tap my inspiration AND get it up on here, I take it

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@cbishop:

I just assumed that like an old boxer Bats wanted to retire, but he wanted one last swing. He has one like ten of these. Not that I want him to quit or anything.

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#65  Edited By ImpurestCheese

Old Tigers are always the most pugnacious. Don't let him fool you @wildvine: he's not down and out yet.

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@impurestcheese:

Ten points for good word use. And for making me think of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's such a terriblle yet fun movie.

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@wildvine: Fabuloso. And yes it is...<silently drops the DVD into a tank of bobbit worms>...er I mean no I don't own a copy

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@wildvine: Mmhmm, Sean Connery is my favourite Bond

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@wildvine: Yep stuff like Goldfinger is classic Bond

"You expect me to talk?"

"No Mr.Bond I expect you to die"

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@wildvine said:

@cbishop: I just assumed that like an old boxer Bats wanted to retire, but he wanted one last swing. He has one like ten of these. Not that I want him to quit or anything.

Of course he has won ten! Didn't you see the trophy case? :)

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#74  Edited By Omniscience

I think a rule should be established whereby the victor of any particular CCC can't then enter a submission into their own contest. Chain voting seems like it is a problem.

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@omniscience:

I don't think that is a problem really. The victor deserves a chance to defend the title. I think this is the first time bats has won twice in a row?

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#76  Edited By ImpurestCheese

@omniscience: It's not really a problem to be honest. It would be like saying the winer of a sporting event can't compete in the next tournemant scheduled because they won the last one.

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There is a zombie who lives in my bottom.

Everytime he is hungry, he roars and my bottom makes a noise.

Some people call it flatulence or farting.

But I know different.

It's a zombie

-fin-

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#78  Edited By Omniscience
@wildvine said:

@omniscience:

I don't think that is a problem really. The victor deserves a chance to defend the title. I think this is the first time bats has won twice in a row?

@omniscience: It's not really a problem to be honest. It would be like saying the winer of a sporting event can't compete in the next tournemant scheduled because they won the last one.

Fair enough.

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@omniscience: First person to ever win back to back managed to get three in a row which was cbishop (CCC 23, 24 & 25) but if you want me to bow out of this contest, just ask

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#80  Edited By wildvine

@batkevin74 said:

@omniscience: First person to ever win back to back managed to get three in a row which was cbishop (CCC 23, 24 & 25) but if you want me to bow out of this contest, just ask

Okay, no. To both of you, This isn't even an issue, and I'm not letting it become one. This is just a friendly competition. Let's just play nice, kay?

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@wildvine said:

@batkevin74 said:

@omniscience: First person to ever win back to back managed to get three in a row which was cbishop (CCC 23, 24 & 25) but if you want me to bow out of this contest, just ask

Okay, no. To both of you, This isn't even an issue, and I'm not letting it become one. This is just a friendly competition. Let's just play nice, kay?

Seriously, this is not going to be an issue 35 contests in. No way though does the winner get excluded from the following contest. For one thing, not enough people enter to begin with. To eliminate a willing contestant just because he won the last contest would be BORING. The winner gets to defend his title, and really, what fun is the next contest if you don't get to fight against the champ? Part of the fun of picking the next contest is picking a topic that plays to your own strength. It's your (the champ's) homefield advantage against everyone else (the visitors).

Believe me, as the next two closest, I was hoping Imp' and I would rack up some more wins, making the race to be the first ten time winner more challenging for Batkev'. <shrugs> Didn't happen- Bats had six wins under his belt before either of us got our first, and he is a lean, mean, writing Bat-machine- top notch competition. It was pure chagrin to see him get that tenth win, but pure joy too, because he earned every win with his writing. I would really like it if there were ten people neck-and-neck for "most wins"...the stories would get to be insane, and insanely fun. :)

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@4donkeyjohnson said:

There is a zombie who lives in my bottom.

Everytime he is hungry, he roars and my bottom makes a noise.

Some people call it flatulence or farting.

But I know different.

It's a zombie

-fin-

Now you're just trolling. lol

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@wildvine: And your entry.... :)

This should be a no brainer. But I have gone through like 4 ideas.

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@wildvine: @cbishop: Seriously I go out to the local scallop and wine festival and everyone posts. I knew you were all hiding from me!

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@wildvine: @cbishop: Seriously I go out to the local scallop and wine festival and everyone posts. I knew you were all hiding from me!

You keep leaving us. *Sad face*

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@wildvine: Oh no not the :-(. Still its not enough to make me feel guilty about going on a date

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@wildvine: You could always look for inspiration from the Voodoo Wasp...

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@wildvine: @cbishop: Seriously I go out to the local scallop and wine festival and everyone posts. I knew you were all hiding from me!

Psht! That's what you get for not inviting us to go with you!

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#93  Edited By ImpurestCheese

@cbishop: You're still not coming, it would push my stress level into the red. It's bad enough I had to leave early because my 'house guest' got stuck behind the fridge. Explaining that to Katie was hard enough, so I can't imagine how I'd explain you, @wildvine: and @batkevin74: turning up as well

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@impurestcheese: Who asked to stay with you? I just wanted to go to the festival. <pitiable pout with sad face> =(

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@cbishop: Ifan's (my guest) house is leaking so he's staying with adoring fans until it's fixed. Turns out a Caracal, even one whose even tempered and friendly(ish), is a bad house guest. Hmm it's just stalls with various seafood and wine supported by local folk music bands, not what many people would consider a proper 'festival'

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#96  Edited By cbishop

Here it is. See you at the voting thread:

Most cultures have some version of zombie lore, but most know the movie zombie: a herky-jerky walk and warning moans that would allow anyone to get away easily. Shambling, emaciated monstrosities that hunger for human brains. Well, I can tell you that the movies are partially right- they hunger for humans, period; not just the brains. They get to be shuffling, decaying monsters if they don't eat often enough. On a steady diet of human flesh though? They look just as human as you or I. How do I know this? Because I, Atsan, am one. Because I know where the zombie came from. It's a curse- the curse of the windigo.

The curse is simply this: you resort to cannibalism, you turn into a windigo- what you know as a zombie. All that mythology crap about thirty foot "ice giants" with red eyes, or comic book white sasquatches? Bull. It's just this: you consume human flesh, you become consumed by the need for more, and more, and more. And you'll want more, because for every person you eat, you gain their vitality- their strength...understand? You eat ten men, you gain the strength of ten men.

It's intoxicating. Like any intoxicant though, it doesn't last. It's fleeting. It's also debilitating. That's where the movie zombie comes in. The longer you go without eating, the harder it gets for you to move. You become stiffer and stiffer, and you start to decay, becoming more akin to what you've undoubtedly seen in the movies. Keep eating regularly though, and you keep passing for human, and you can continue to move among them freely. I've been doing that for some time.

You don't believe me? You don't think this could possibly happen without people knowing? They do know. They just have a problem containing it. Because the curse is unknown to most, some have unknowingly spread the problem. Those rumors about the mafia owning hot dog factories where they dispose of unwanted bodies? Truth. So there are an awful lot of people out there that have consumed the evidence for them.

There's something about not knowing though...or maybe it's that the human meat is diluted with animal meats and animal byproducts...but whatever the case, if you don't knowingly eat human flesh, the curse is delayed. You are still consumed with that gnawing emptiness, but not knowing what it is, you chase all of your desires, always wanting more and more and more, and never feeling fulfilled. When you die though, that's when you rise from the dead and become something much more like the movie zombie. Still not knowing what it is you need, and hindered by the rigor mortis from dying, not to mention the embalming fluid replacing your blood, you shamble along in jerks and fits and starts, instinctively looking for the human flesh the curse demands.

I know what you're thinking though: "I call B.S.! Everyone has eaten a hot dog before! How come we don't see more zombies walking around?" Right? Well, that's just the problem, isn't it? Most everyone has eaten a hot dog before, so we have no way of knowing who got the mafia mystery meat that will bring the curse down upon them. Why do you think we use embalming fluid? To preserve bodies? Really? A mixture of solvents is going to preserve a body? You buy that? It's to further hinder the mobility of a resurrected windigo, to make them easier to catch and dispose of. Burial vaults are called "vaults" for a reason. It has nothing to do with "keeping the ground from settling in the graveyard." It's to keep windigo from clawing their way out of the grave. You have no idea how many zombies have spent years upon years beating against their burial vaults, trying to get out.

The problem for the willing cannibal turned windigo is hunting. How do you find that steady supply of human bodies without people growing suspicious? You have to put yourself in the right place. Some of the windigo I know are medical examiners, eating John and Jane Doe. Some are graverobbers, haunting pauper graveyards, or just digging up the freshly buried and replacing the vault (because they do keep the ground from settling, you know). Yes, yes, windigo can eat other windigo to survive. It's not as good, but it does the job. There's other ways too. The homeless. Runaways. Hookers. Gang bangers. Hospitals for the less fortunate. War zones. Being a paid assassin. There's a good one! Get paid to eat others and keep your own life going!

Then there's my favorite, and it's the one I just happened to be able to take advantage of. You become the head of a state run orphanage, contracted out to a corporation like mine. It's the perfect buffet. Unwanted children that birth parents want to forget, and the world generally wants to pretend don't exist. Yes, we have to let some get adopted, but there's so many ways to cover up a meal- "They ran away from the orphanage!" Or "They died in an accident," or "...of a sickness/ sudden illness/ unforseen medical condition." They "get adopted" by phantom paper parents, or best yet- they "age out." Kids that have mostly reached their full growth potential, so have the most meat on them, are still incredibly vital, and having aged past our need to be responsible for them, are "released into the world," and are no longer my concern to account for. Those are the best meals. And they have kept me fed for many years.

The state loves the Atsan Association's Atsan Orphanage and Home For Wayward Children. They think we are very well run, and very efficient. They're encouraging us to expand our operations, becoming a charity with branches all over the country. I think it's a lovely idea. I've suggested that we could help with local homeless shelters too. We've even offered to open halfway houses for paroled convicts. They're very excited to have us participate. The eagerness to take the financial burden off of overstressed government resources practically comes off of them in waves.

For myself, I can hardly wait to taste what other localities have to offer. I'm positively watering at the mouth, just thinking about it. You, in the meantime...enjoy your hot dog.

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@cbishop: Hmm glad I've never eaten a hotdog now. Although it makes me wonder which of the current zombies in this competition would win in a people eating competition now. You know all four are placed in a shopping mall and have an hour to consume the most victims.

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@impurestcheese: Depends...is this an 80's movie mall, or a current movie mall? If the 80's, then all but 2-5 people get eaten, with the zombies all getting their fair share and the mall blown up and burning at the end. If it's current, then it's still all but 2-5 people that get eaten, the zombies all get their fair share, but the victims put up one hell of a fight before they blow up the mall. :)

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@cbishop: Hmm perhaps a modern shopping centre

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