Cappie/AweSam one post story thread!

Comment: The levels of absurdity reached by the three of you is astonishing. That is all. Resume normal posting.

@tmacximas said:

Comment: The levels of absurdity reached by the three of you is astonishing. That is all. Resume normal posting.

Absurdity? I think you mean Genius!

@primepower53: So Cappie goes to continue Gah! But realises he needs an interview

@CapFanboy: So he decides to pick Catwoman

@primepower53: And kills A.F.

@CapFanboy: Then Power Girl shows up, fully rebooted, with no cleavage window.

@AweSam: And Cappie cries...oh god does he cry

@CapFanboy: Prime joins him in his crying

@primepower53: Then Cappie kills Prime when Prime starts crying girly tears.

@CapFanboy: then Cappie cries girly tears since he killed Prime

@primepower53: Except the part where they are manly tears, cause Cappie is not Prime.

@CapFanboy: except that contradict the post above, so the point is moot. meanwhile @AweSam is

@primepower53: Not being Awesome while Cappie can contradict anything he wants as it is his thread.

@CapFanboy: So Prime doesn't care since he hit 2,000 posts in fan fic

@primepower53: Most of those posts being about his complaining why he is the best user in Genesis and not the worst.

@CapFanboy: So @AweSam cries since he isn't on top posters and Prime wants to rub it in.

@primepower53: But @AweSam is way cooler than Prime and knows it...much like Cap.

@CapFanboy: Only Cappie is wrong and he pretends to be to hide his shame.

@primepower53: Ashamed at being seen on the same thread as Prime...

@CapFanboy: So prime leaves to publish an awesome poem and bask in his glory.

@primepower53: Except the poem turns out to be s__t.

@CapFanboy: except that @The Poet loved it saying that

@primepower53: that poem is...shocking (sorry couldn't help myself...first thought when I read it). Interesting poem

And since his username is The Poet he must know at least something about good Poetry.

@CapFanboy Since this was turning into an RPG thing, I'll get it back on track.

So meanwhile, Power Girl was in the batcave

@primepower53: Where she (or rather her boobs) were hanging out (literally) with nightwing

@CapFanboy: Nightwing was turned on so he

@primepower53: called Tim Drake

@CapFanboy: and Rob the Werewolf

@primepower53: And they all became involved in an o***e...does that need to be censored?

@CapFanboy: I believe so.

Then Power Girl left

@primepower53: just to go back to supergirl

@CapFanboy: cause Cappie, primepower and @AweSam CONTROL THEIR FATES!

@primepower53: And Cappie controls Prime and AweSam's...

@CapFanboy: So they all go out for a pizza.

Then AweSam goes crazy making fake accounts.

@primepower53: And death soon follows. Death with the name of @primepower54

@CapFanboy: 53 and 54 fight to the death

@primepower53: but 53 is soon cut-off from internet access

@CapFanboy: leaving 54 to destroy HIS LONG ESTABLISHED GOOD NAME!

Sh!t just got real.

@primepower53: But wait! What's this! AWW HELL NO! IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON! (Yes, I'm watching the Chappelle show.)

@CapFanboy: WAIT, THIS WAYNE BRADY?

@primepower53: No. THIS WAYNE BRADY!

@CapFanboy: and thus, a dark day of shadows fell over mankind.

@primepower53: When Wayne Brady kills people and Cappie goes out to a bar at 2:13 in the morn. See ya!

@CapFanboy: Cappie got drunk, and since he controls the fates of everyone in this story, so did all aforementioned characters

@primepower53: Cause scotch is too damn good

@CapFanboy: consequently

@primepower53: A mexican appeared!

@CapFanboy: WITH A BADASS FEDORA AND TRENCHCOAT WALKING AWAY FROM AN EXPLOSION NOT LOOKING WHILE SMOKING A CIGARETTE.

@primepower53: So he's Hannibal Smith/50s P.I?

@CapFanboy said:

@primepower53: So he's Hannibal Smith/50s P.I?

HOW COULD HE NOT BE!?

@primepower53: That does sound pretty badass