Cappie/AweSam one post story thread!

This is me and @AweSam continuing a story by contributing a sentence each. It help me to get creativity going and for @primepower53 to get mad...

On a long, cold, stormy night, a large werewolf appears in a small town.

He had hair as white as snow.

@AweSam: Bloody snow. Stained with blood from head to claw.

Lets Dr Seuss this thing

@CapFanboy: He creeps through the streets of the nice quiet town.

@AweSam: Treading lightly so as not to wake Dolph Lundgren

@CapFanboy: He walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich.

@AweSam: And is met with the creepiest orgy the world has ever seen, there were the JLA, the Avengers, the JSA...and Power Girl!

@CapFanboy: That's when he realizes this has turned into an issue of Gah!.

@AweSam: But the host is nowhere to be found!

@CapFanboy: Because he ate him.

@AweSam: Oh no werewolf! What are we going to do now?!

He begins eating everyone.

@AweSam: But Alan Scott has a hard gooey centre which the werewolf cracks his teeth on

@CapFanboy: So he breaks a table... for some reason.

@AweSam: But finds out that the table was really a seal keeping a giant hydra trapped beneath the floorboards. By breaking the table the Hyrda is unleashed in front of the combined might of the Avengers, JSA, JLA, the werewolf, and our favourite (no)boobhole Power Girl!!!

@CapFanboy: Only to remember he ate everyone.

@AweSam: But is still snacking on Power Girl (cause that takes a while) when the Hydra lunges at him, ready to eat him.

@CapFanboy: So he stops trying to munch on Powergirl because he's not even drawing and they team up to kill the hydra, ignoring the fact that the werewolf attempted to eat her and everyone she knows.

@AweSam:AND SHE CLOSES THE BOOBHO--I MEAN FLOOR HOLE!

@CapFanboy: Then the werewolf reverts back into his human form/Wolverine's cousin Rob, twice removed.

@AweSam: Then Power Girl leads Rob into the back room for--err...milk...and cookies...round cookies...with one chocolate chip slap-bang in the middle...a hardened chocolate chip...cause it's cold...

@CapFanboy: This confuses Rob.

@AweSam: Prompting him to run away from Power Girl who screams some nonsense about "not getting any (cookies)" as she cries in the back room, then outside, ROB MEETS WOLVIE!

@CapFanboy: Who comes because he heard about cookies.

@AweSam: Cookies with a chocolate chip and jugs of milk *drools*-- ARGH! Wolverine throws the first punch/swipe/claw

@CapFanboy: Confused, Rob asked him why he would attack him?

@AweSam: Wolverine responds with "I WANT ALL THE COOKIES! MOTHAF***A!!!!" In his best Sam Jackson voice

I hate you Cappie.

@CapFanboy: @primepower53:

Rob then turns into a werewolf and attacks Wolverine.

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@AweSam: Wolverine dodges and snarls

@primepower53 said:

I hate you Cappie.

@AweSam: Should we let him in...

@CapFanboy: Then Ron swiftly kicks him in the back of the head.

Note: Hmmm, maybe lol

@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...

@CapFanboy said:

@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...

PG then comes out of nowhere WITH THE BOOB HOLE! (I'm assuming we're talking about Power Girl)

You're welcome, b!tch.

Wait...that's parental guidance.

CARRY ON ANYWAY!

You guys are crazy. :P

@primepower53 said:

@CapFanboy said:

@AweSam: Wolverine falls, dying because he has AIDS that squirrel girl gave him after she got them from a homeless dude who dressed up like a squirrel just so he could bang her....is this still PG?...

PG then comes out of nowhere WITH THE BOOB HOLE! (I'm assuming we're talking about Power Girl)

You're welcome, b!tch.

NOT THE BOOBHOLE!!! What will our werewolf do now?!

@wildvine said:

You guys are crazy. :P

We know xD

Tune in next week... Sorry could not resist.

@wildvine said:

Tune in next week... Sorry could not resist.

Hehe :L

*raises hand* I love this.

Just sayin

@primepower53 said:

*raises hand* I love this.

Just sayin

Carry it on man!

@wildvine: We're not crazy, we're perfectly normal. Just not normal people normal.

@CapFanboy: Powergirl steps on Wolverine.

@AweSam: Supergirl appears and consoles our lovable boobhole-less wonder

@CapFanboy: While Wolverine dies a horrible PAINFUL death, stuck in an endless loophole of repeated deaths

@primepower53: Wait! Is that Batman?!

@CapFanboy:YES IT' (A NOT GAY) BATMAN!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN! (Goes his bat-radio)

@primepower53: Is that....boobhole repellent spray? Oh god! IT'S BACK! PRAISE BE TO BATMAN!! Also, check out Gah...

@CapFanboy: Batman saves nerds around the world from further discomfort by restoring the boobhole.

@primepower53: What else needs fixing? *looks at Marvel*

@BlackArmor said:

Dafuq did I write?...