@bumpyboo: Consent? Psh, like that matters. Rai Rai and Lemon Tart know their place. It's being shackled in my room dungeon thing. 0.0
CapFanboy & BumpyBoo's Wedding
@thejester: Because this is interactive. No one is critiquing this or expecting one. Plus Cap's threads are always popular for some reason.
@wildvine I'm not critiquing the story itself, the story is great. I am confused though at how Cap's threads are always so popular. Though, at this point I'll just chalk it up to him being a god.
The man speaks truth, he will be saved come judgement day
@capfanboy: ohhhhhhhhhh....that.....whole......thing. Let's just say Kryptonian shrooms should not be messed with and leave it at that.
I'll accept that as an excuse.
I also realise we've been without music for around 5 hours. This is a cold ass wedding right here.
@capfanboy: That's some damn fine music right there ;)
Daaaaaaaaamn. You got this *backs away*
@capfanboy: That's some damn fine music right there ;)
Daaaaaaaaamn. You got this *backs away*
Your pick next....it is half your wedding after all...
And I do have this. Even if they resist, I'll just have to charm them into loving me.
@capfanboy: Alright but I'm going full on cheesy, with no regrets!!
*wiggles banhammer suggestively* Always here to fall back on, let's not show weakness to the unbelievers. I'll ban their heathen @sses.
*comes in drunk*
Oh.... Yeah.....
I forgot....
I'm Jesus... Woo!
*falls down*
*to self*
Sh*t.
*yells*
Where's the bartender?!
*slowly gets back up and stumbles toward bar*
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THEY'RE JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS
@bumpyboo: I thought you were joking....but then I got hit with it.
@The_Deathstroker: Stroker! Sit down dammit! Stop drinking the apple juice, you know it makes you woozy.
@capfanboy: Is that what that is? It tastes like cow piss, not that I-heh I've tried it.
Hey.... Hey.... Hey, Cap.... Wanna hear a joke?
@The_Deathstroker: Does it have anything to do with jiggly bits--correction. Does it have anything to do with my jiggly bits?
@capfanboy: No.... No... Haha.... *strokes your ear*.... You have nice ears..... Oh the joke....
Aright.... Alright..... Ready? ..... Ehhh, pineapples. *drunk laugh*
@capfanboy: No.... No... Haha.... *strokes your ear*.... You have nice ears..... Oh the joke....
Aright.... Alright..... Ready? ..... Ehhh, pineapples. *drunk laugh*
Part of me finds this adorable in the "baby deer learning to walk" kind of way
@capfanboy: HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA! Bambi's b*tch a$$ mom was shot!
.... Alright..... Alright..... I got another...... Alright..... Here we go... You.... Ya.... Ya know the Bible?
...... Hahahhahahahahahahaha.....
*collapses*
@capfanboy: HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA! Bambi's b*tch a$$ mom was shot!
.... Alright..... Alright..... I got another...... Alright..... Here we go... You.... Ya.... Ya know the Bible?
...... Hahahhahahahahahahaha.....
*collapses*
WHATCHU SAY 'BOUT BAMBI'S MOMMA?!
@capfanboy: *still passed out*
(That's your cue to dump water on me)
@capfanboy: *still passed out*
(That's your cue to dump water on me)
*dumps urine*
@capfanboy: *slowly wakes up*
Wa-wha-what's going on?
*still drunk*
Hey..... Hey..... Is that more apple juice I taste?
@capfanboy: *slowly wakes up*
Wa-wha-what's going on?
*still drunk*
Hey..... Hey..... Is that more apple juice I taste?
Yes.
@capfanboy: Oh.... Alright.
*passes out again*
@capfanboy: Oh.... Alright.
*passes out again*
*dumps urine again*
GET UP YOU BUM!
@capfanboy: Hmmhm? Not yet daddy. Wake me in the morn.
*curls up in ball on your lap*
@capfanboy: Hmmhm? Not yet daddy. Wake me in the morn.
*curls up in ball on your lap*
Why are you suddenly a kitten?
@capfanboy: Jesus can do whatever the f*ck he wants.
"I don't always walk across your lap, but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals."
@capfanboy: Jesus can do whatever the f*ck he wants.
"I don't always walk across your lap, but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals."
YOU'RE NOT MY SON 'STROKER!
@capfanboy: I thought someone called you God?
@capfanboy: I thought someone called you God?
Yeah....but you aren't my son. You are not Jesus....unless you prove yourself you illegitimate back birth
@capfanboy: "Yeah...."
It's settled then! Goodnight, faja.
*curls back in ball on lap*
STOP SHEDDING ON ME YOU BASTAR--
@capfanboy: *already sound asleep*
*purring*
@capfanboy: *already sound asleep*
*purring*
*vomits*
@capfanboy: *licks vomit up*
*vomits own vomit on your lap*
That's your fault.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@capfanboy: @bumpyboo: You can't ban me! You're not mod!
@capfanboy: Zzzzzz...
@capfanboy: Zzzzzz...
Told you I'd beat 'em.
@capfanboy: Zzzzzz...
Told you I'd beat 'em.
Okay now I'm seriously impressed.
@bumpyboo: @capfanboy: Captain Crunchy and the BooBear Adventures. Great show.
Geez, one night at work without Internet access, and I miss the fricking wedding! Not even a danged mention. I'm returning my gift.
@capfanboy: I have two ban hammers now. I stole Bumpy's earlier when I kidnapped her.
This seriously made me LOL. ...Btw, I blame you for this wedding. You couldn't just keep driving Bumpy' around in the white van, could you?
@cbishop: *shame face* But, but I'm sorry!
This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.
Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)
This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.
Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)
In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?
This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.
Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)
In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?
You'd think they would. Obvious quality is obvious...>_>
Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)
In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?
You'd think they would. Obvious quality is obvious...>_>
To be honest, I kinda feel bad about polluting boards with threads like this......but then I remember I'm a God.
@capfanboy: You've changed, man O_O
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