CapFanboy & BumpyBoo's Wedding

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@bumpyboo: Consent? Psh, like that matters. Rai Rai and Lemon Tart know their place. It's being shackled in my room dungeon thing. 0.0

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@ostyo said:

@bumpyboo: Consent? Psh, like that matters. Rai Rai and Lemon Tart know their place. It's being shackled in my room dungeon thing. 0.0

HOW DARE YOU. We might not be married anymore but I still love that woman a lot and I will so ban you O_O

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@ostyo: Don't tempt me, I'll do it!

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@wildvine said:

@thejester: Because this is interactive. No one is critiquing this or expecting one. Plus Cap's threads are always popular for some reason.

@wildvine I'm not critiquing the story itself, the story is great. I am confused though at how Cap's threads are always so popular. Though, at this point I'll just chalk it up to him being a god.

The man speaks truth, he will be saved come judgement day

@capfanboy: ohhhhhhhhhh....that.....whole......thing. Let's just say Kryptonian shrooms should not be messed with and leave it at that.

I'll accept that as an excuse.

I also realise we've been without music for around 5 hours. This is a cold ass wedding right here.

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@bumpyboo said:

@ostyo: Don't tempt me, I'll do it!

You don't need to....

@ostyo: Bow child. Bow before your god.

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#157 BumpyBoo  Moderator

@capfanboy: That's some damn fine music right there ;)

@bumpyboo said:

@ostyo: Don't tempt me, I'll do it!

You don't need to....

@ostyo: Bow child. Bow before your god.

Daaaaaaaaamn. You got this *backs away*

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@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy: That's some damn fine music right there ;)

@capfanboy said:
@bumpyboo said:

@ostyo: Don't tempt me, I'll do it!

You don't need to....

@ostyo: Bow child. Bow before your god.

Daaaaaaaaamn. You got this *backs away*

Your pick next....it is half your wedding after all...

And I do have this. Even if they resist, I'll just have to charm them into loving me.

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#159  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@capfanboy: Alright but I'm going full on cheesy, with no regrets!!

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*wiggles banhammer suggestively* Always here to fall back on, let's not show weakness to the unbelievers. I'll ban their heathen @sses.

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*comes in drunk*

Oh.... Yeah.....

I forgot....

I'm Jesus... Woo!

*falls down*

*to self*

Sh*t.

*yells*

Where's the bartender?!

*slowly gets back up and stumbles toward bar*

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THEY'RE JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS

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@bumpyboo: I thought you were joking....but then I got hit with it.

@The_Deathstroker: Stroker! Sit down dammit! Stop drinking the apple juice, you know it makes you woozy.

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@capfanboy: Is that what that is? It tastes like cow piss, not that I-heh I've tried it.

Hey.... Hey.... Hey, Cap.... Wanna hear a joke?

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@The_Deathstroker: Does it have anything to do with jiggly bits--correction. Does it have anything to do with my jiggly bits?

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@capfanboy: No.... No... Haha.... *strokes your ear*.... You have nice ears..... Oh the joke....

Aright.... Alright..... Ready? ..... Ehhh, pineapples. *drunk laugh*

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@capfanboy: No.... No... Haha.... *strokes your ear*.... You have nice ears..... Oh the joke....

Aright.... Alright..... Ready? ..... Ehhh, pineapples. *drunk laugh*

Part of me finds this adorable in the "baby deer learning to walk" kind of way

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@capfanboy: HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA! Bambi's b*tch a$$ mom was shot!

.... Alright..... Alright..... I got another...... Alright..... Here we go... You.... Ya.... Ya know the Bible?

...... Hahahhahahahahahahaha.....

*collapses*

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@capfanboy: HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhA! Bambi's b*tch a$$ mom was shot!

.... Alright..... Alright..... I got another...... Alright..... Here we go... You.... Ya.... Ya know the Bible?

...... Hahahhahahahahahahaha.....

*collapses*

WHATCHU SAY 'BOUT BAMBI'S MOMMA?!

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@capfanboy: *still passed out*

(That's your cue to dump water on me)

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@capfanboy: *slowly wakes up*

Wa-wha-what's going on?

*still drunk*

Hey..... Hey..... Is that more apple juice I taste?

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@capfanboy: *slowly wakes up*

Wa-wha-what's going on?

*still drunk*

Hey..... Hey..... Is that more apple juice I taste?

Yes.

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@capfanboy: Hmmhm? Not yet daddy. Wake me in the morn.

*curls up in ball on your lap*

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@capfanboy: Hmmhm? Not yet daddy. Wake me in the morn.

*curls up in ball on your lap*

Why are you suddenly a kitten?

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@capfanboy: Jesus can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

"I don't always walk across your lap, but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals."

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@capfanboy: Jesus can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

"I don't always walk across your lap, but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals."

YOU'RE NOT MY SON 'STROKER!

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@capfanboy: I thought someone called you God?

Yeah....but you aren't my son. You are not Jesus....unless you prove yourself you illegitimate back birth

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@capfanboy: "Yeah...."

It's settled then! Goodnight, faja.

*curls back in ball on lap*

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#181  Edited By CapFanboy

@capfanboy: "Yeah...."

It's settled then! Goodnight, faja.

*curls back in ball on lap*

STOP SHEDDING ON ME YOU BASTAR--

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@capfanboy: *licks vomit up*

*vomits own vomit on your lap*

That's your fault.

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@ostyo: Shh. Ossie, I'd like you to try something for a minute, just think. Think incredibly deeply.

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#190  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator
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#191  Edited By Ostyo
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This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.

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#193  Edited By cbishop

Geez, one night at work without Internet access, and I miss the fricking wedding! Not even a danged mention. I'm returning my gift.

@wildvine said:

@capfanboy: I have two ban hammers now. I stole Bumpy's earlier when I kidnapped her.

This seriously made me LOL. ...Btw, I blame you for this wedding. You couldn't just keep driving Bumpy' around in the white van, could you?

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#194 BumpyBoo  Moderator

@cbishop: *shame face* But, but I'm sorry!

This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.

Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)

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@bumpyboo said:
@claymore1998 said:

This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.

Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)

In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?

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#196 BumpyBoo  Moderator

@bumpyboo said:
@claymore1998 said:

This looks like the single most interesting thread out there.

Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)

In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?

You'd think they would. Obvious quality is obvious...>_>

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@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy said:

@bumpyboo said:

Haha! Now here's someone who knows what Cappie's threads area all about! ;)

In fairness, who doesn't? Shouldn't people know what to expect by now?

You'd think they would. Obvious quality is obvious...>_>

To be honest, I kinda feel bad about polluting boards with threads like this......but then I remember I'm a God.

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@lvenger said:

I never did.

@bumpyboo said:

@capfanboy: You've changed, man O_O

I've become a more considerate deity....or at least a deity that considers and then disregards.