Batman Vs Darth Vader

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Setting: The Death Star

Why? Batman teleports onto the Death Star in a JLA teleporter malfunction. Darth Vader senses something is amiss and heads towards Batman’s location. And a friend of mine asked how would a fight between these two would go, this makes a fair, balanced and true showdown in my personal opinion.

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Batman crouches near an access port trying to hack into the alien yet familiar computer system. The “wall” behind him slides open and Darth Vader strides through. Batman instinctively hurls three mini-batarangs at the intruder. Darth merely raises his hand and blocks the strange objects

“Interesting,” Darth hissed

Telekinetic thought Batman as he ran the numbers and variables through his head.

“You are fool to come here assassin!” snarled Vader unclipping his lightsaber.

“I’m not an assassin. I’m Batman. I’m not here to fight.”

“Perhaps I can find ways to motivate you,” the snap-hiss of the red lightsaber ignited.

Plasma blade wielded by a telekinetic Batman sized up his opponent, What’s with the breathing?

“You should not of come here.”

“I know,” Batman threw a handful of smoke pellets onto the ground filling the room with smoke to cover his actions. Vader raised his hand and threw Batman with the Force against the wall, clearing the smoke.

“Parlour tricks are nothing compared to the Dark Side of The Force.”

Batman drew his grappling gun and fired it at the Sith Lord. Vader blocked it with the Force and yanked it away from the Dark Knight grasping it in his hand.

“You are a fool!” laughed Vader.

“Andy Franklin” stated Batman as the gun exploded in Vader’s hand causing him to flinch.

“You will die!” growled Vader.

“Eventually but not today,” Batman retorted as he drew two batarangs and assumed a stance. Vader strode forward and swung his weapon trying to decapitate Batman. Batman ducked but was surprised by his speed as the tips of his Bat cowl were sliced off. Batman jammed the batarang into Vader’s knee. Surprisingly sparks and circuitry were revealed by the wound

Telekinetic cybernetic plasma wiel...

Batman’s thoughts were interrupted by another strike trying to cleave him in half. The batarangs fizzled and popped and the lightsaber grazed him down his right forearm. Batman back flipped away to take stock of the situation

“Impressive, but futile” mocked Vader pressing forward swinging his weapon.

Batman weaved backwards as the humming blade nearly decapitated him and smashed his fist into Vader’s side, to almost no effect. Vader shoved Batman into the wall with the Force.

“What are you?” snarled Batman getting to his feet.

“I am Darth Vader! I am the Dark Lord of the Sith! I am the Dark Side of the Force!”

“You talk too much” stated Batman throwing some smoke pellets into Darth’s face. Vader gasped as the smoke permeated into his helmet and into his lungs. Batman smashed his foot into Vader’s chest sending him backwards then set upon him trying to disarm him. Vader gasped, wheezed and stumbled as Batman tried to break the vice like grip. Batman smashed his elbow into Vader’s face cracking his eye socket.

“Get off!” Vader roared in anger throwing Batman off with another Force shove but he used its momentum to roll with the blow.

Vader’s respirator worked overtime trying to pump the impurities out of his system. This man could be a great asset if turned to the Dark Side, but he’s far too dangerous he thought. Darth Vader stared at his opponent and advanced swinging his lightsaber. Batman narrowly dodged as the blade sheared off part of his cape and responded with a low sweep kick which barely moved due to Darth’s bionic leg. Another swipe with lightsaber grazed Batman’s cowl melting through the Teflon and lead layerings down to his hair. Batman thrust an uppercut palm strike knocking Darth’s head backwards and snatched the lightsaber out of his grip

“How do you like it?” snapped Batman as he raised the lightsaber and brought it down towards Darth’s hand. Vader linked up with the Force and held Batman’s strike. The two struggled against each other in a battle of wills.

“How are you able to resist me!” snarled Vader.

“Misspent youth” growled Batman.

Vader lashed out and grabbed Batman by the throat and lifted him skyward. Batman jammed the lightsaber through Vader’s arm, but the grip continued.

“You are a worthy opponent,” seethed Darth Vader “But you are no match for the Dark Side of the Force!”

“You...ain’t seen...nothing!” Batman hoisted his knees up and doubled kicked Vader square in the chest. Vader’s fingers left deep grazes in Batman’s throat as he escaped the vice-like grip. Vader slid the lightsaber from his arm. Batman unclipped his thermite grenade from his belt and held it up

“A thermal detonator” stated Vader.

He thinks it’s something else “I go, you’re coming with me”

“My connection to the Force will protect me”

Batman and Darth Vader stared menacingly at each other. Seconds felt like hours as they each planned their next move

“Batman?” Oracle’s voice cut through the tension

“Little busy”

“We have a lock on your location”

“Any time”

“Calling reinforcements” mused Vader “Two can play that game”

“If I ever see you again,” stated Batman “I’ll end you!” Batman threw the grenade at Vader’s feet as he pixelated green and vanished. Vader flattened the grenade with the Force and lashed out futilely as Batman faded away

“I will find Batman” shouted Darth Vader telepathically “And you will die by my hand”

The words echoed in Batman’s head as he returned the thought

“Get in line!”

*****Batman is owned by DC Comics. Darth Vader is owned by Lucasfilm Ltd/Dark Horse Books. All rights & copyrights reserved. I didn't create Batman, Darth Vader, Oracle, lightsabers, The Force, Andy Franklin* or any of that, as they are owned by their respective creators & licences. I just put the two together in this fan-fiction. Oh the picture on the right was drawn by Bob Luedke, commissioned by myself, which is probably under copyright by once again the two said creators of Batman & Darth Vader*************

*Andy Franklin is the real name of the 2nd Human Bomb btw

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#2  Edited By KisserNe

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Dude... O-O

THIS WAS AWESOME! ^-^

Two of my favorite characters of all time, battling it out and being a couple of bad a****!

KUDOS TO YOU

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#3  Edited By Project_Worm

This was so B.A. man! Good job.

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#4  Edited By batkevin74

Here's the first thing I ever posted up on Comic Vine :)

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#5  Edited By batkevin74

Bump

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#6  Edited By Onemoreposter

I enjoyed! Would be a great prelude to *drum rolls* Star Wars Vs. DCU *bum bum bum*

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#7  Edited By tomdickharry1984

Nice, real nice. Equaly balanecd so neither really wins or losses but set sit up nicely for as @Onemoreposter suggests Star Wars Vs DCU :)

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#8  Edited By batkevin74

@Onemoreposter: I like the idea...we'll see :)

@tomdickharry1984: Thanks man

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#9  Edited By RedRobinTimDrake

one with star killer would be cool

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#10  Edited By batkevin74

@RedRobinTimDrake: Hmmm seems my Batman Vs Star Wars has some fans and some potential. Thanks for reading

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#11  Edited By tomdickharry1984

Stars Wars Vs JLA....ahem

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#12  Edited By sinestro_GL

Great read! Very impressed.

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#13  Edited By livinghorror

Pretty well written! Using two of the most badass characters in the process makes this pretty sweet!

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#14  Edited By blackadamFTW

Wow, that was awesome. Good job.

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#15  Edited By TheCannon

Cool. I'm not a Star Wars fan, and I still liked it.

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#16  Edited By 4donkeyjohnson

Very cool! Personally Darth takes Batman down, but a good story

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#17  Edited By batkevin74

@sinestro_GL: @livinghorror: @TheCannon: @4donkeyjohnson: Thanks for reading guys! I appreciate it.

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#18  Edited By tomdickharry1984

JLA Vs Star Wars...last time I ask, promse....welll maybe :)

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#19  Edited By batkevin74

Thanks @tomdickharry1984:

here's a crossover idea I did a while ago

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@batkevin74: found this piece of ancient history

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#21  Edited By batkevin74

@primepower53: Ha ha first thing I posted I think. So what did you think? :)

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@batkevin74: it's great for a first post! I can even see the improvement!

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#23  Edited By The_Thunderer

@batkevin74: Nice story, Bats would get stomped, but PIS is everywhere now :P

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#24  Edited By poze

@batkevin74: Wow amazing very good balanced !!! I love it!!!

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#25  Edited By batkevin74

@primepower53: Thanks

@The_Thunderer: Well I tried to keep it balanced, and Batman does get really hurt and thrown around

@poze: Thanks :)

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@batkevin74: you're most certainly welcome

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Nice story

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@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: Thank you! :)

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#29  Edited By Rusty_Irons

That was...Killer.

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#30  Edited By wildvine

This is really good. It's like, Believable.

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#31  Edited By batkevin74

@wildvine: Thanks :)

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#32  Edited By Lvenger

Nice fight between these two. Vader would win but this is still a great way to play out the fight.

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#33  Edited By Bane_of_sith

Cool concept but I must point out that with out the force to protect bats,Vader could crush his heart inside of his chest where he stood with out even a fight. The force is too powerful for many comic characters and without it they cannot protect themselves from its deadly effects It was well written and the pacing was good though. Keep up the good work.

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#34  Edited By batkevin74

@Lvenger: Thanks. I tried to keep it balanced. Because they are both at the top of their own respective food chains. Thanks for reading

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#35  Edited By tomdickharry1984

MEGA Bump coz you asked so nicely batkevin :)

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#36  Edited By batkevin74

@Bane_of_sith: Thanks man. But with what you've said, why doesn't Vader do that all the time? He'd just end people like Boba Fett, Han Solo when they fought but he doesn't, which is why Batman is a good match, whilst not a Jedi he's had mystical martial training which could help him. I'm glad you read, commented and liked my effort. Thanks :)

By the way woo hoo to me 1100 views! WOW!!

Now who has read this... hey ahh that'll do

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#37  Edited By Veitha

@ Batkevin74 : nice story as usual :D

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#38  Edited By BatteredArmor

Hmmm Batman is awesome and Vader is epic so to sum up the quality of a great story using them both well a new word is needed.........This story is Episome

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#39  Edited By Rusty_Irons

@BlackArmor said:

Hmmm Batman is awesome and Vader is epic so to sum up the quality of a great story using them both well a new word is needed.........This story is Episome

That's not even a word and i agree with him.

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#40  Edited By Prankster

(Re: Vader and the force) Perhaps Batman had a shower just before and washed the midichlorians off him or maybe just used a can of Lysol to clean up that pesky force ;) Awesome story Kev (now if I could only entice you to an M&M; game)

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#41  Edited By batkevin74

@Prankster: Thanks, Batman takes down the Dark Lord of the Sith with some Glen 20 and antiseptic :) Soon for M&M when my schedule clears up

@tmacximas said:

@BlackArmor said:

Hmmm Batman is awesome and Vader is epic so to sum up the quality of a great story using them both well a new word is needed.........This story is Episome

That's not even a word and i agree with him.

Thanks

@BlackArmor: Thanks, I like Episome! Awesemic may also work... :)

@Veitha: Thanks for reading :)

Lets see if I can get to read this, hey I know you're busy but if you want a quick read...well just saying :)

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#42  Edited By MenaceForever2

I like it. It was done very well. :)

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#43  Edited By VyseCarma

I'm surprised I'm just getting around to reading this. Thanks for tagging me, it was really well written and they seemed to stay in charactor. I like it.

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#44  Edited By batkevin74

@menaceforever said:

I like it. It was done very well. :)

Thanks!

@VyseCarma: Thanks

And a random try for the ..I live in hope :)

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#45  Edited By batkevin74

Casual bump and trying, like a mofo to get to read this :)

Hey have you read this? Would you read this? Same for you ? Thanks :)

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#46  Edited By ChaosBlazer

@batkevin74: Wow dude great read, awesome action going on!

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#47  Edited By batkevin74

@ChaosBlazer: Thanks :)

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#48  Edited By wildvine

Forever bump.

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#49  Edited By 4donkeyjohnson

@wildvine Forever bump, I want to be forever bump! Do you really want to bump forever...:) Hopefully you know the song otherwise this post may come across as a tad creepy...

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#50  Edited By wildvine

LoL. i got the joke. : )