A woman in Colombia is at the beach. Tall, black-haired, and busty. Her name is Rita Santos. Suddenly, she meets a tall, tanned, brown-haired guy. It's no mortal man. It's Namor, an Atlantean god.
Rita: Hey, Papi. Want to smash?
Namor: Yeah, and here's a secret. I'm not a mortal. I'm a god. No, really. I am the God of the sea. Want to get wet?
Rita: Si, Papi!
The powerful Atlantean deity and the tall, busty Colombian lady have intercourse
Rita: Oh, Papi, that was amazing
Namor: Yeah, it was. Good thing you loved me tonight, because we won't meet again.
9 months later, twins are born, and Namor arrives
Rita: Why didn't you use a condom?!
Namor: 2 reasons: It's less pleasurable (there's that), and I needed demigod twins to help fight this world. You live in a world with murder, racism and supernatural beings. We shall name the red one Crustacean and the blue one Electric water. When they are 14, I will arrive, and give Crustacean an indestructible mace, and they will receive their godly powers. Crustacean can communicate with Crustaceans to help him in battle (or any situation), lift 12 tons, has bulletproof skin, and Electric Water can spit electricity. Both can breathe underwater
Rita: Well, at least I've got 2 godly kids to protect me.
Rita is seen speaking with her sister Laila on the phone about the news
Rita: I know. I thought the sexy guy was joking, but it turns out that my kids... They don't even look like humans. One looks like a sea dragon and one has bulletproof skin. If you don't believe me, I'll send you a picture!
A picture is sent
Laila over text: Oh, my god! This is shocking/amazing. You have twins to protect you!
Rita: Yeah, but it's still a stressful job. Namor told me that when they are 14, they receive their powers and Crustacean is receiving an indestructible mace, to fight supernatural forces of evil
Laila: Well, I know who to call if I'm being robbed or threatened.
As the 2 Latina's finished their conversation, the 2 brothers spoke with each other
Crustacean: What was mom talking about?
Electric water: I'm not sure. But it must have something to do with our dad being powerful.
Crustacean: I guess we will understand when we are older.
Their 14th birthday comes, and they receive their powers
Namor: Now, my 2 sons, only use it for fighting evil. NO playing around
Crustacean: You got it, dad.
Electric Water: What do we do now?
Crustacean: There's a robbery near an indigenous community. We better head there.
Criminal: Give us the cannabis, and we will leave.
Crustacean: Prepare to die! Run! I'll handle him.
As the tribe hides, he fires the bullets but Crustacean feels no pain
Crustacean hits him in the leg, knocking him over
Criminal: AAH! He's broken my leg! I might have lost my career!