A Game of Princesses 6

Avatar image for wildvine
#1 Edited by wildvine (14888 posts) - - Show Bio

Previous chapters [2-2]

Full story here Chapter 8 coming

Next chapter, The People's Princess

A Rogue's Welcome [3-0]

Mushroom Kingdom, Rogueport

Bowsette was forced to swim to the shore, as the fearful captain refused to dock. Apparently Rogueport worse then than she had heard, which was really saying something. Around here the "I visited Rogueport and Survived" T-shirts weren't just tourist brick-brack. It was an object of bragging rights. During the day the central area was mostly safe, as long as you avoided shady alleyways, and shadier weirdo's. But that was during the day, and it was very late now. Or very early. And the docks was not somewhere to be in the dark. Hence Bowsette's welcoming party, a beady-eyed bob-omb, a koopa with a scar running over one eye, and a squeak armed with a switchblade. Clearly what passed for leadership in this ragtag group.

"Nice night for a swim?" The koopa leered at her. "Looks a mite cold there, doxy. Why don't you hand over ya valuables and then we can get ya out of those wet things before you get sick." The other chuckled at this. Bowsette was suddenly aware of three things. She was in fact chilly, it was in fact very apparent, and long wet hair is just a mess to deal with. All these things rated low on the importance scale just now, however.

"Cretins." She replied scornfully. "To imagine the princess lets such a place continue to operate in this open depravity. Shameful really." It was evident these vultures got by on intimidation. Taking from and hurting people with no fight training or weapons. Sadly for them Bowsette was not just another tourist.

"Croutons? She's either trying to order a salad or insult us like, either way I'm pissed at this moll now." The koopa advanced 'menacingly.' It really was all Bowsette could do to keep from laughing. "No screaming now darlin'. Won't nobody come to help ya." But she wasn't taking a breath to scream, rather she blew a gust of fire at the trio.

"Aya you crazy lady?" The squeak asked in a panic and tried to run for cover. Bowsette kicked the koopa at the squeak, knocking it to the ground, stunned. The koopa rebounded off a storage crate back to her stopping beneath her boot.

"You know, I've been called crazy before. but I'm only going through some stuff right now. I just need to get things clear in my head before I start making some big decisions." She snatched up the armed bob-omb and stuffed it into the cramped shell with the koopa, then launched them both over her shoulder, the pair exploding over the water behind her.

Picking up the squeak's blade she walked over to it and stomped her big boot down. The squeak, realizing she had missed, attempted to run away, only to discover Bowsette was standing on its tail. In its panic the squeak considered chewing off its own tail, but it was paralyzed with fear. "I wonder if a pair of mows fur gloves would warm me up." She twirled the blade in her fingers.

"H-h-h-hey." The squeak sputtered. "Before you kill me you should know you've made an enemy of the boss now! Ya time can now be counted on one hand, after the boss starts cutting ya fingers off!"

"Violence, in Rogueport! Who would have thought." Bowsette stifled an actual yawn. "Do you actually have a boss? This seemed like a pretty run-of-the-mill street gutter outfit. Though admittedly my experiences are with higher classes of villainy."

"Man you really did just fall off the boat! Boss Ishnail runs this dock. He's been pushing on the Westside for a while now, and with the change in management he's gonna make his big move soon, so don't think there's anywhere you can hide here when he's hears about this."

"And I suppose your little antics are a indicator of his character. That doesn't work for my plans unfortunately."

"What are you- whoa whoa whooooaaa!" He started moaning as she picked him up by his tail, and spun him like he was tied on a string.

"I'm sure your boss and I will meet soon enough." She told him. Though how much of that he understood was questionable. With a flick of her wrist she tossed the squeak away into the shadows. her other hand folded the blade and slipped it into her boot. There were others watching her, and though she was confident she could handle them she was ready for a shower now and bed, and showing any signs of defensiveness would be to show weakness.

Podley's Place was surprisingly nice for a dive. Even the odd stain here and there added to the charm, giving the place an overall 'comfy lived-in' atmosphere. The sort of place that would be big with tourists if it wasn't in Rogueport. Behind the counter wiping down soda mugs was an old beanish, presumably the titular Podley. He was bald, wrinkled, and liver-spotted. He also sported a dirty blond mustache heavy enough to give Mario envy.

"Serve you, young lady? We got cold Chuckola on tap, though if I may be so bold- if you're searching up soda this time of night you may have a problem."

"I do have a problem, though not with drinking." Bowsette saddled up to the bar. "I'm in town a few days and forgot to make reservations. You have a room for a damsel in distress?" She grinned in what she hoped was a disarming fashion. She idly spun a gold coin on the bar for effect.

"I wouldn't be much of an innkeeper if I didn't have a room for a pretty lady in need, in fact let me lighten your burden of a few of those coins while you're here."

"Such a gentleman." Bowsette slapped two more coins on the bar. Podley waved his hand over the currency twice, making it disappear on the second pass. A neat parlor trick. Bartenders that entertained tended to pull down better tips, and Podley here probably knew a hundred jokes and tricks like that.

"Any chance you could have some fresh clothes sent to my room? I lost my luggage on the way." In reality she hadn't packed anything. In retrospect this trip could have sat in the planning stage just a bit more.

"I'll call Plenn T. He won't like being woke up though. Probably require a little something extra." Another coin was produced, along with her written measurements. This time Podley walked it across his knuckles before it disappeared. When he opened his fist he was holding a room key. He was good alright. Might even possess a bit of real magic, whether he realized it or not.

"I may have some business to conduct before I leave town." She said casually as Podley started wiping down the shiny counter. "I accidentally ran afoul of the Eastside board of tourism tonight."

"I'd advise not to keep such company, but... if you have no choice check out Westside Goods. They usually have what you are looking for. Ask Peeka for the days specials."

"Thanks. Think I'll head up now. Suddenly feeling the hour." Bowsette was somewhat amazed at the size of the room. Humans could live in such tiny spaces! And the bed was so small it looked like something you bought for your pet, though when she stripped and crawled into it, it was the perfect size. Apparently her perceptions had not yet caught up to her reality. Finally alone with her thoughts she realized how different she had become, aside from physically. She was speaking more eloquently, obtaining information without threats, and just generally enjoying a smoother thought process. It was with these things playing in her mind that sleep found her, and took her for the remainder of the night.

Mushroom Kingdom

High above all of this, aboard the Cheep Blimp, rode the part-time detective turned full-time detective Pennington the Bumpty. He was not particularly happy about the arrangement, as he would rather have rode the Perplex Express. Now that was a ride for a detective! Plus no mysteries ever occurred on an airship, not like on a train. Ironically Pennington had been hired to investigate an airship mystery, but this irony was lost on him. At least he could charge it as a business expense. Rides on the Cheep were not cheap.

The blimp landed nearly silently beside Peach's castle and Pennington disembarked, surmising where the incident had taken place. He was greeted by a representative of the kingdom he was previously familiar with.

"Ah Mario, so we meet again, at yet another mystery. Our kinda is simply called to the dangerous and mystique, are we not my dear boy?"

"Actually I'm Luigi-"

"Quite quite." Pennington nodded along. "You're deep undercover for this case. I understand my boy. Worry not, its a fantastic costume! But I have the eye of detective and cannot be so easily fooled. You won't mind if I bear my own name? I'm sure I couldn't hide my presence even if I so desired."

"Uh, okay…"

"Now now Mario, we'll compare adventures another time. For now take me to the scene of the crime post haste, sir!"

"This way." Luigi gestured towards the massive area of blacked earth and ship debris.

"This way!" Pennington echoed. "Yes of course. Just as I suspected. The clues are all coming together now." He pulled a huge magnifying glass from his shoulder bag.

"So uh, we were in the middle of an invasion when it just- blew up. We never even got the chance to fire on it." Luigi explained, not totally convinced this was the detective that was supposed to show up.

"Yes yes. Rudimentary." He mumbled to himself, picking up and examining a burnt shard of something. "The only question is why."

"Why?" Luigi lifted his cap to scratch his sweaty hair. "Why what?"

"Why did he kill himself, of course! Its rudimentary! Why else would he be carrying unstable red bob-oms instead of the safer black variety?"

"Uh huh." Luigi was relieved when his communicator beeped, taking his attention to something less confusing.

"I know it's too soon, but does he have any thoughts on what happened?" Peach texted him. Whatever she was sick with had had hit her again, even harder, as she was too tired to call. Her illness was also affecting her patience apparently.

"Just a crazy suicide theory." Luigi texted back with a thinking emoji.

"Well it is a high profile case. Its bound to attract sensationalism." Peach texted back. "We can't rule anything out but suicide doesn't really fit Bowser. Keep me posted." The next message was from Mario checking in. Boy did he have some catching up!

Dark Lands, Bowser's Castle

A day of mourning had been declared by Kammy, the acting ruler until Junior came of age. The mood in the castle was extremely somber. Even the dry bones shed a little dust when the news of Bowser's passing came. Mushroom Kingdom officials were supposedly collecting and respectfully packing up Bowser's remains for transport. The koopa kids had been notified, and were traveling to the castle for the funeral, which Kammy was also in charge of planning. The hardest thing was explaining it to Junior. She wanted so bad to tell him the truth, but Bowsette had decided her son was too small to keep such a big secret.

"How? Why? Who killed him?" Junior asked through the tears.

"I'm sorry sweetie. Sometimes bad things just happen to good people." Kammy replied, hating herself for the cliche, but hating herself more for the lie. This was not something she would forgive Bowsette for, even if she did have the best of intentions at heart.

Avatar image for Jestersmiles
#2 Posted by Jestersmiles (9827 posts) - - Show Bio

not you too, I see Bowsette fever has gotten to you too... Joking aside I give this a read when I can. Oh and hi :).

Avatar image for wildvine
#3 Posted by wildvine (14888 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jestersmiles: You butt! You can't disappear for a year and oh hi me baka! Also I prefer Boosette tbh. Also-also just posting here for kicks and giggles, my real fan base is on FFnet. Also-also-also thank you

Avatar image for Jestersmiles
#4 Posted by Jestersmiles (9827 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: they have gotten to my favorite Mario character? Poor Boo, all he wanted was to laugh in people faces and this is what he gets in return. :(

As for my disappearance, I do here as I do in real life, it's kinda my MO but I am back to get my 10k post and other reasons. So what is this FFnet you speak off? I enjoy a read, especially if it from someone I know and enjoy their stuff.

So I will be around more and I will be on my best behavior ......or I will try xD.

Avatar image for wildvine
#5 Posted by wildvine (14888 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jestersmiles: Boosette was like, the second one they did. And I post the FFnet link on like all these chapters

Avatar image for Jestersmiles
#6 Posted by Jestersmiles (9827 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: ah the spoiler section got it. Still, people need to stop ruining my favorite characters xD.

Avatar image for wildvine
#7 Posted by wildvine (14888 posts) - - Show Bio
Avatar image for Jestersmiles
#8 Posted by Jestersmiles (9827 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: I did and my eyes hurt but I found something even worst

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for tommythehitman
#9 Posted by TommytheHitman (6941 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine Please could you @ me into the first issue so I can read the start of the series?

Avatar image for wildvine
#10 Posted by wildvine (14888 posts) - - Show Bio

@tommythehitman: Links under the spoiler but since you asked so kindly Here its the top category, helpfully collected by Bish