1. To everyone involved with DC: Stop wishing you were Marvel! When I want to see a Marvel superhero story on the silver screen, I watch a Marvel movie. When I watch a DC movie, I would like to see a DC superhero story, not an insincere imitation of a Marvel movie but using DC-owned characters. When I want to read a Marvel superhero story, I purchase a Marvel comic book, not the New 52. I would like my DC comic books to have DC stories in them and to stop giving me desperate imitations of Marvel.
2. Never allow Zach Snyder near any property owned by DC ever again. Never. Again.
3. Stop apologizing for the idealism, nobility, and mythic grandeur that are the heritage of DC comics and that set it apart from Marvel's adolescent angst, pessimism, and street-level groundedness. I want a live-action cinema Superman who can give me the famous "world of cardboard" speech that still thrills us all these years after the cancellation of JLU. I want a Wonder Woman who is not merely a warrior princess (those are a dime a dozen any more) but also an ambassador of peace who treasures it as a victory when she can solve a problem non-violently. I want a Batman who genuinely wants to rehabilitate Riddler, Clayface, The Scarecrow, The Mad Hatter -- and who occasionally succeeds at it! I want a Legion of Superheroes that leaves me gaping with awe at the universe in a way no Marvel comic book or film can ever hope to manage, instead of these constant LoS reboots that give me Legionnaires spouting tired stock phrases about cynicism and "outgrowing" optimism. I want a live-action television series Supergirl who never again spouts "girl power" cliches as though her writers were pandering men who have never met a real flesh-and-blood female teenager before and who should see a therapist about their condescending form of gender guilt. I want a live action cinema Green Lantern who never again sounds like he is competing on Road Rules or The Real World.
4. Bring back the red trunks. Right now, a trunkless Superman alternates between looking like a caped streaker or exhibitionist with a Ken doll anatomy and looking like a Silver Surfer wanna-be or Marvel clone. DC, you got rid of those trunks for one of the most cynical, dishonorable reasons possible; have the courage and self-respect to bring them back.
5. Stop the hackneyed iconoclasm: I want Oans who share the wisdom and credibility of a Gandalf, a non-ironic Merlin, a Yoda from the original trilogy, maybe even an Aslan, instead of your giving me yet another retread of the tired old idea that we should never trust anyone, especially not people in power like the Oans. Yes, there are terrible people in power sometimes, as our recent election shows, but not everyone in power is a bad person.
6. Create more original characters that bring diversity to DC comics, rather than change original characters. I don't want to see any more people of color forced into hand-me-down superhero identities -- create new ones, and don't keep centering any such new identities around racial cliches! (I really miss Milestone Comics.) I don't want to see any more women or transgendered individuals forced into left-over superhero identities that happened to be lying around unless it's a "family" sort of thing (such as a Supergirl as part of the S-family or a Batwoman as part of the Bat-family) -- let's see some original female characters! I don't want to see any more characters have their sexuality determined by whatever was trending this week, and if a character does come out as gay or lesbian, leave that character as gay or lesbian! (And no more coming out in an issue that looks as though it should have an NC-17 rating for its artwork.) Finally, when it comes to religions and lack thereof, if a superpowered character is allegedly atheist, I want there to be a genuinely reasonable, rational, believable reason that any sane superhero would be an atheist in a reality in which he or she has met gods, faerie folk, wizards, actual Biblical angels, and visiting ghosts. How about a character who is an apatheist instead (i.e. neither a believer nor an atheist but simply someone who doesn't care, either way)?
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