Woman: Thanks so much for posing in this picture with us! Hal: I just hope it doesn't take too long because I've got places I've got to--who touched my butt?
Blonde: "Wow! Look at that 'Lantern'...it's not green at all!" Hal: "Little do these chicks realize that with my ring I've already done terribly dirty things to them!"
Woman: Yes hold him down, we shall consume his green power after flaying the flesh from his bones! GL:What was that? All I heard was "...consume....his bone..." Whatever...this is gonna rock.
Blonde: You willbe ours forever! GL/Hal Jordan: I can't my newest foe the Womanizer sent all these babes to catch me! I must free myself... Oh, the heck with it: they can take mme everywhere they want!
Blond Girl: Where's that so called power ring of yours?
Green Lantern: She already has my Green lantern...now she wants my ring too? I bet Superman doesn't have to put up with this...Better get outta here...Wait, I think the red headed chic is checking me out. Hello Red!!!
Blonde: Hi there, we are apart of the Birds of Prey fan club.
Hal: Oh Crap....did Babs send you because you got the wrong guy...it was Helena and Zinda who took adventage of me....AHHHHHHH! CURSE YOU JAMES ROBINSON!
Blonde: The hell with Superman, Green Lantern is my hero! Green Lantern: Please, Please, Please ladies...there's enough of Green Lantern for all of you.
Just so you know, I'm from England. I'm telling you in case there'll be something wrong with the delivery and all that stuff.
Here's another one. If I can't send in more than one entry then this is just for fun.
Blonde: Hey Green Lantern, can that little ring of yours do anything you want? Green Lantern: Sure, and it can do anything you want too...so, hintidy hint hint.
Blond: What can a girl do to get a ring from you, Hal? Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: "Come and knock on my door. I've been waiting for you. Where the kisses are hers and hers and mine. Three's Company too!"
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