You with a Sword run the animal gauntlet.

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#1  Edited By Frocharocha

Title says all.

(Gauntlet rebalanced)

Rules:

You can pick any sword of your choice. (only swords, you can pick a knife if you want to)

You can pick any armor (Kevlar, Samurai etc)

Setup:

4 rounds

Round 1: Honey Badger

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Round 2: Grey Wolf

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Round 3: SilverBack Gorilla

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Round 4: Jaguar

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Round 2 should be last. If you don’t get a clean kill your gone. I can do round 1 though lol.

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I would crap myself if I was against a gorilla, with or without the sword. Stop at 2.

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i stop at 3 most likely id have to stab the gorilla in the torso to pass 2 tho

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#5  Edited By green_skaar

Stop at 1, it’s too small and I’m not an swordsmen. If I don’t get a clean hit it’s tearing me to shreds

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I'll take a Claymore or just any good sized two handed medieval sword, and a full generic suit of interlocking medieval plate armor, heat to toe, some kind of gambeson underneath to fill in the gaps. Honey Badger should be easy enough. It will basically be a war of attrition where I wave a sword around like an idiot until I hit the dam thing enough times to kill it. From there it either stops at 2 or with some extreme luck I clear. Strategy would be to brace myself for a relentless charge, at which point I hold out the pointy end of the sword and hope I get a clean hit through the heart or something. Not likely to succeed either way even under best conditions.

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#7  Edited By TheSpartanB345T

Knight's armor+Katana=clear.

I can one shot all.

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@rickyrck said:

i stop at 3 most likely id have to stab the gorilla in the torso to pass 2 tho

No. No. NO.

Everyone hard stops at 2.

Gauntlet is out of order.

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I clear

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Can I get a spear instead?

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If I'm nervous and tightened, up, I stop at 2. If I'm smart and use my strength, I clear.

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#12  Edited By Zetsu-San

@wut said:

Can I get a spear instead?

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Just so you guys know, Gorillas are massive, faster than any human, multiply times stronger than the strongest human, and don't think when they fight, added onto that fangs. No one beats them, period.

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@emperor_jar_jar: Unless your armor is a safe house or unless you are George St. Pierre with a greatsword, it's a period.

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@cdiddyman911: You'd almost think that humans with weapons DIDN'T become the dominate primate on the planet or something...

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Nobody here is getting past two. These things have the raw strength to lift a car and the striking power to kill other gorillas.

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@paytience: Yeah, and humans didn't become the dominant species using melee weapons in a one on one fight with a damn gorilla, come on now.

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#19  Edited By solo788

might pass one, hard stop at two

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@solo788 said:

might pass one, hard stop at two

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Well i love the drastic change between 1-2.

But idk maybe the jaguar.

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i would pass 3 but die at 2, different scenarios, against a wolf or jaguar a train human with a sword risking his life can kill both but against a monster like strength of a gorilla is not the same.

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My armor and sword:

Siberian bear hunting armor
Siberian bear hunting armor
Montante!
Montante!

My strategy:

Use the sharp spikes on the armor to deter the animal from touching me and use the huge sword like a spear to keep my distance and stab at vital points.

How do y'all think I'd do?

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In a struggle for survival and sword/armor of my choice....

I think I clear

Scary though--??

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Can I take a combat knife instead? I am not a swordsman... I might be able to take 1... Maybe...

There is no way in hell I, or any other person here can get past round 2 with a sword... Really gee...

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I get mauled. I can barely swap a fly let alone kill.

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@ig-88 said:

My armor and sword:

Siberian bear hunting armor
Siberian bear hunting armor
Montante!
Montante!

My strategy:

Use the sharp spikes on the armor to deter the animal from touching me and use the huge sword like a spear to keep my distance and stab at vital points.

How do y'all think I'd do?

you'd crap your pants when you see the gorilla lol

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Sword is pretty useless against animals, in most circumstances I rather have a knife or even a shiv.

That said no one is beating anything other than a honey badger, even then most people would fail unless they are adept at swordfighting.

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Everyone dies in round 2

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Okay, still asking for a spear. Because a sword is dumb. Would require training we do not have in order to land blows with good edge alignment to get good enough lacerations to put a large animal down.

Even a random boar spear would be better then, literally, any sword in real life because:

1. Super easy to use.

2. Range is safety.

3. Spears have been used to hunt animals, large and small, since we were cavemen.

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#33  Edited By buttersdaman000

I guess none of y'all studied the blade, huh? I clear.

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#34  Edited By Frocharocha

@wut said:

Can I get a spear instead?

A spear would be a stomp in favor of any human. Spears are what allowed humans to conquer the animal chain.

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I think everyone stops at 2

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Honey badger ends most people here.

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Probably stops at the wolf or definitely the gorilla.

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Stops at 2 or 3 if I’m lucky.

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Gorilla destroys me.

Round 1 I clear and around 30% chance of beating the other two through half-sword

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No one is clearing a f*cking gorilla.

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I'll take out the three, just not the gorrilla I feel like he should be higher

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A spear would be a stomp in favor of any human. Spears are what allowed humans to conquer the animal chain.

That's because #PolearmMasterRace

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#43  Edited By darthfallax

If my armor & adrenaline saves me from the ratel, I go down at the ape. I'm not strong enough to wear havy armor or a big sword, and I don't even know how to use a sword correctly. The Gorilla stomps me.

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Out of order, gorilla should be after cheetah, we all fail at 3

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What the hell would I need a sword for. With it I stomp, without it I clear very bloodied & bruised.

Armor? Come on now that shit ain't even fair!

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No one is clearing a f*cking gorilla.

Gorillas are incredible strong. But they have some weakness which makes possible to beat them if armed.

1. Gorillas have low durability and a similar body structure to humans (organs placed in similar places etc) their greatest weakness is their soft skin, which is similar to humans and only protected by hair in some places. These weakness are exploited by big cats who often hunt them.

2. As herbivores, they will avoid fights with other animals at all costs and if greatly injured they often panic.

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@frocharocha: Dude, stop with your mcdojo shit. Nobody is beating a silver back gorilla with a sword. Nobody. Not even francis ngannou if he had 10+ years of sword training.

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Lmao @ people thinking animals are indestructible when fighting humans. The animals listed are a serious threat, but do you really think they'd know what a sword is?

Most animals would just bullrush you and impale themselves on a rapier etc.

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I clear here the olny problem is the Gorilla