You vs Your alternate timeline self

You

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You end up coming across an alternate version of yourself, however this version of you has made different lifestyle choices and they are now everything you despise (in terms of personality traits) and likewise they loathe you. Every time you've said things like "I'll go to the gym" and not done it, they have. Every time you've decided to do something, they didn't do it. (with the exception of necessary human functions if you breathe, they still breathe). Things you lust for and desire, they don't. Things you don't want, they do etc; *If you've never desired something (so like neutral towards things you don't lean in any direction of liking/hating said thing, then they are equally neutral to it.)

You finally had enough of each other and decide there can only be one of you, you meet in a typical dark alleyway at night, you both brawl to the death. Which one wins?

From who would win. I thought it would be a cool fight for this site.

Who knows.

My alternate timeline version wins.

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Well, I guess that means my alternate self didn't take taekwondo lessons, so I beat him.

I would be annihilated.

Ends in sex.

Yeah same. 12 years, nearly had my 3rd Dan, how about you?

My alternate self pisses someone off on the way to the dark alley and get's shot.

Who knows?

My alternate version would be an alcoholic, drogadict fat guy. I stomp

Alternative me would have married the wrong girl

And I would never have met my bestfriend.

Alternative me would have given up being on dreams and would have worked in a design firm doing a 9-5

And I would have never been a fashion photographer now and I have all the time in the world to climb mountains and adventure while still having money

I win.

I stomp considering I go to the gym everyday and hate the trait of being weak.

@jardinain2: I've been a second degree black belt since December 16th.

I'm also a blue belt in JuJitsu, but I quit that years ago when I decided to give taekwondo a try and ended up enjoying it a lot more.

@mrmonster: I did JuJistu for a bit but stomped. really wish i still did Tae but i don't have enough time anymore.

@mrmonster: that's my brothers birthday :). Also I got my black belt November 22.

Way too many variables.

I was a semi-pro boxer who became a white collar family man who never works less than 50-60 hrs a week. Im mid 30s, so alternate me would be slightly out of his prime, but Im a decade out of my prime, so alternate me gives me a beat down I havent received since I was in my last real fight a decade ago when my butt was handed to me. In fairness there were 4 guys v me in that fight....

I would win.

My alternative version would be strong and dumb.

Goddammit I wish I were him

my alternate me would have been a rebel for a long time and generally battle weary from government fighting so no i lose to that guy.

My alternate self stomps me. Everything I do is wrong.

If the opposite of sitting on your ass watching martial arts movies is going the gym and jogging to My Little Pony episodes, then my alternate me should be a lot fitter but also doesn't know how to execute a sweet roundhouse kick.

I whoop his ass Enter The Dragon style.

@theawesomeflashsandiego32: And that's my birthday. What a coincidence.

Alternate me would be more fit, less lazy, less smart, will have a girlfriend, lots of social connections, as well as be a drunkard and junkie with anger issues, zero creativity and inability to play dirty. I can pull this out.

@mrmonster: wait REALLY? That's awesome dude!

Alternate me would be a druged out alcoholic that never played football.

@theawesomeflashsandiego32: Which branch of taekwondo are you a part of? Are you ATA like me?

I would win without any doubt, my alternative me despies sport(even the sport classes in school) and especially Martial Arts.

me because we both stared into the abyss but when it stared backed at us he blinked.

This is an awesome idea for a battle, but I dont really have the answer it deserves lol I despise weakeness. There's no way I don't win.

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My alternate version- knows every martial art(since I don't), hunts criminal at night(coz I sleep peacefully), strong as hell(coz I ain't).

Ummm...I'm fighting Batman, I lose horribly.

Me 5.2/10

I lose because I believe in turning the other cheek and returning evil for evil to no one. My alternate wouldn't be so merciful so as I said I would prolly lose

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my alternate self would be some beta cuck liberal who voted for hilary (or trudeau since im canadian). wouldnt enjoy hunting like i do. wouldnt have trained in any martial arts or played any sports growing up... later in life he would have made healthier life choices and be in great shape as opposed to me whos let myself go a bit but gym muscles dont beat skill and technique and id be much more aggressive. i should stomp

i have to ask help from another alternatime time self who is more on the wise side and we will defeat him together, or i ask help from she hulk and she oneshots him

if its me and she hulk vs alternate self and red she hulk we still win via she hulk

So I'm facing off against someone who's much faster , stronger , tougher , skilled and agile , and is fully healthy and ricicoulosly handsome.. yeah i get stomped.

Alternate stomps me

Ah shit. Alternate me:

• Is into sports (more athletic)
• Is an adept martial artist (didn't stop taking lesson)
• Goes to the gym often (much stronger)
• Likes manual labor (way tougher)
• Is an amazing swimmer (took lessons)
• Doesn't play video games (much better lifestyle choice)
• Turns in work on time (better discipline)

I get my face grinded into the pavement.

Alternate me low diffs current me

Ends in friendship and alliance. I wouldn't fight myself.