You vs Rattlesnake

I drop some KoL tier bait on his ass and oneshot

Rattlesnake I can take depending on starting distance.

I should be able to take the rattlesnake no problem but I'd most likely get bit in the process.

Edit: Lol my 4000th post is on some topic about battling a rattlesnake

I crush the rattlesnake while wearing boots and pants.

Wrestling is fake so I easily replicate that stunt.

I purchase a firearm and kill the opposition.

@gateofbabylon:

No one is taking a Rattlesnake they're too fast.

They'll strike and keep distance without any issues and then wait slowly as we die a painful and pathetic death.

I simply grab a large rock walk over and place it on the rattlesnakes head.

I oneshot the other guy

I stomp the rattlesnake I am a God among mortals who is far more venomous then your averag....Wait, Stonecold Steve Austin? In his Prime???

I get a mudhole stomped in my ass and walked dry.

This needs to stop.

I win

I win, but I think I'd die after as I'd tank the bite but tackle and strangle it to death