You vs Prison convict

I..fuckin die?

IB4 average viner

I feel bad for the little man.

I use talk no jutsu on him

Besides people who are cracked at fighting sports (technical and power-wise) + them being anywhere near that tall or heavy, I don't think anyone on this planet is actually gonna take that guy out, let alone anyone on CV

I was in corrections for the first 6 years of my career before I went sworn. Had a lot of lvl 2 uof with ppl similar to this guy…most back before we had any less-lethal tools. A big advantage is they are wearing flip flops or barefoot and you are wearing grippy boots…it helps a lot more than you might expect. Fights between cell mates are also less common than portrayed in movies etc so you could probably cohabitate with the fellow just fine if you were not in a rival set and just did your “own time”…if you are particularly worried of conflict you can just toss him some commissary every couple weeks and he will be happy to have you around.

I am now 49 and realistically speaking might very well lose a fight as a cellmate against this person.

I win

I die.

Depends what you mean by knows how to fight.

The vast majority of martial arts practitioners are taught discipline to the point where they would not be in prison to begin with. There are exceptions, but its probably safe to say this guy boxed some and thats it.

In which case I win 8/10. Limited space only hurts him. Im gonna choke him out.