You vs Prison Convict

Rules:

• You find yourself in prison.
• You are in a prison cell measuring 6x9 feet.
• Your cell mate is this guy:

• He challenges you to a fight.
• Hand 2 hand combat.
• To the death.

I get my ass kicked.

I know butt clenching techniques from taking shits, Ain't no way I'm losing

I better brush up on my MMA because right now, I do not feel comfortable about this

I get my ass kicked

Attempt to mutilate his penis/testicles.

Ends in sex

THIS is spite.

I win. Im probably bigger than he is, not as well built though

For all I know he is shit at fighting, and would be willing to call myself half decent

@leo-343

Feel you could win a prison fight?

To the death? Me. Ain't no way in hell I'm letting myself die. Plus, dude kinda looks like he got popcorn muscles. He might be clumsy and awkward in a fight.

I might win if he can't fight to good but no matter what he is getting an NFL style field goal kick to the Johnson lol

I win easily

Black Widow stomps.

I smash him head into wall and floor