You vs Dogs

You're fully clothed in a jacket and jeans with light weight nikes ( for running ) and you have a golf club

R1 - you vs a bloodlusted pitbull

R2- you vs a bloodlusted German Shepard

R3-you and ( your mom in her prime ) vs a bloodlusted Rottweiler

Your mom is equipped with a metal bat and football gear ( customized to fit her lol )

Fight takes place on a prairie

Mismatch. I break their bones easily.

Lol easy i am going to toss the golf club and strangle the dogs to oblivion, break their necks and crush their back with my powerfull knees.

Bump

I watch Dog Whisperer so I easily clear

I could beat a dog, especially with a golf club. Kicks to the face/body and staying on my feet. The club just gives me more range to stay in control. If it gets close maybe I could grab its body and put all my weight on it.

Either way, I should win

''R3-you and ( your mom in her prime )''

Spite.

These sorts of threads need to be banned.

@johnnyz256: you need to be banned

@xxxcarzellxxx: Not likely. These threads make light of violence against dogs. Why would anyone enjoy their continued existence?

@johnnyz256: and the other vines make light of violence against super heroes and I never said pet dogs did I? Grow a pair and man up

Spite/Animal Cruelty, and is this really what you think about?