You vs Batman

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Rules:

  • Both Bloodlusted.
  • Standard Equipment.
  • You get 1 day of prep.
  • Fight to the death.
  • Battle takes place in the Batcave.
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Any version of Batman stomps me, especially under those conditions, then it becomes spite.

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#4  Edited By kbroskywalker
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My granny could kick West-Man's blue satin covered ass...and she's 97...spry, but 97.

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#7  Edited By TheKinfing

Batman dies.

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Everybody on Comic Vine gets beaten into a bloody mess of blood, and cracked bones.

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Everybody on Comic Vine gets beaten into a bloody mess of blood, and cracked bones.

Even the Martial Arts masters who can Benchpress 2 tons?

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Batman godstomps.

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@jumpstart55 said:

Everybody on Comic Vine gets beaten into a bloody mess of blood, and cracked bones.

Even the Martial Arts masters who can Benchpress 2 tons?

There ain't nobody alive that can bench press 2 tons..And if they could they damn sure wouldn't have the flexibility required to be a martial arts master..

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@lord-parallax said:
@jumpstart55 said:

Everybody on Comic Vine gets beaten into a bloody mess of blood, and cracked bones.

Even the Martial Arts masters who can Benchpress 2 tons?

There ain't nobody alive that can bench press 2 tons..And if they could they damn sure wouldn't have the flexibility required to be a martial arts master..

I'm kidding.

Though people have claimed that before on the internet.

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I need more prep.

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#15  Edited By teefurtree

@krleavenger said:

I need more prep.

Same, m8. Maybe if I sneak into the cave 20 minutes before the fight, I can find a Bat-Bat-repellent. You know, to repel Batman.

But what if Batman is rappelling down the cave wall while I try to repel him with the repellent? Is it a Rappelling-Bat-Bat-repellent?

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i put on a robin costume and stab him with a knife

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This guy will take my place...

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and this guy will do the prep for me...

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Batsy, batsy, batsy...you're screwed. Cry more for Thomas & Martha Wayne. Here's a hanky ;-)

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I'd just lie and tell him that my mother's name is Martha so we could be BFFs for life.

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I win. No joke.

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I'm Batman.

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@arranvid: You know regular Batman would kill Fedor with a single punch, right? Also, no real life genius comes close to Batman in intelligence.

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@burningmartian: I was trolling the Batman fanboys and fangirls lol. The fictional character aka Batman can go to hell lolz. At least Fedor trained hard in real life to get where he is and Terence Tao (pictured) has an IQ estimated to be between 220 and 230 (arguably the 'most intelligent person alive')...how much does the fictional Batman have? lol. Batman's writers are gonna amp up Bruce's IQ to unrealistic levels, just like they did with Reed Richards and Lex Luthor lol. Writers just dream up stuff for Batman lmao.

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@arranvid: That's literally every comic book character ever. So you don't like comic books in general?

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I tear him appart without the prep

give him the hellbat and I still stomp

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#28  Edited By ArranVid

@burningmartian: Well when it comes to fictional vs non-fictional battles I almost always root for the non-fictional character and show disdain at the fictional character I'm sorry to say.

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#29  Edited By APEX_pretador

I yell maaaarthaaaa