You vs a guy with a gun

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#1  Edited By Stezzy

I’m so drunk right now you have no fucking idea

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#2  Edited By AllStarSuperman

I zig zag to throw him off then take him down with my black belt skills

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I blitz and one shot

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Damn this guy doesn’t even need to zig zag^

Impressive

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At 6'4, 255 pounds, I can disarm the guy quickly by overpowering and breaking his arm, and then one shot with a placed chop to the temple, leaving the guy stunned, but scared for life.

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I bounce off all bullets he shoots at me, wait till he’s out of ammo and KO him with my 4 different black belts, which I always carry around for some reason, before teaching him the definition of pain through my 30 years of navy seal experience.

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As I go to blitz him at light speed he fired his gun and a laser comes out I dodge but he uses his MFTL combat speed to rock bottom me. My universal durability is tested as he hits me across eternity I dodge another laser and channel the vine force and punch him through the chest.

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As I go to blitz him at light speed he fired his gun and a laser comes out I dodge but he uses his MFTL combat speed to rock bottom me. My universal durability is tested as he hits me across eternity I dodge another laser and channel the vine force and punch him through the chest.

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#10  Edited By DonSlime7000

A lot of people getting blitzed with those answers.

Depending the distance between you and gunmen, let’s say he was close like 5 inches, You’d have to redirect the attackers line of Fire or disarm the gun from their hand completely. But it isn’t easy like we see in movies. Reaction time is everything.

For example throwing off an attackers attention, and then reacting by spinning around and trying to take away gun. You’d only have 0.5 seconds to do this and it’s hella risky, as it only takes 1 second for a gunman to visualize his target and let it fire.

Only way to win is to disarm the attacker before he can fully react.

You can’t outrun a gun only if the attacker has horrible aim and you’re a super zig zagger.

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I could win depending on distance, the height and size of the guy I'm facing, his experience with firearms and a whole bunch of other factors. Guns are actually terrible for close quarters, one of the most basic tenets of self defence is to get close to your opponent in order to wrestle or disarm the gun out of their hand and Myth busters did a video as well on it being practically impossible for a guy with a gun to unholster the firearm, turn off the safety, point and shoot your opponent from a distance of 16 feet or so. If it was a knife on the other hand and the guy I'm fighting is actually willing to use it I'm probably dead

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I one shot with average viner priveledge

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Distance?

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#14  Edited By eslay03

I don’t do anything.

He tries to shoot me, only to realize that his gun has no ammunition in it.

You never said the gun was loaded....

Then it’s just a hand to hand fight, which (depending on the size and skill of my opponent) I could win.

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I just catch the bullet ozy style and blitz

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I blow air on him and he dies.

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I die because I'm the only one being realistic here.

Inb4 a weeb comes in saying he'll cut the bullets with his katana.

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#18  Edited By MainJP

I kill him with a gesture. This lowball on viners is disrespectful.

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@zgtfreak said:

I die because I'm the only one being realistic here.

Inb4 a weeb comes in saying he'll cut the bullets with his katana.

I don't need a weeb katana. I utilize my Kaioken technique to blitz his bullets, punch him in the air then finish him off with a Kamehameha.

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@money_brings_happiness said:

As I go to blitz him at light speed he fired his gun and a laser comes out I dodge but he uses his MFTL combat speed to rock bottom me. My universal durability is tested as he hits me across eternity I dodge another laser and channel the vine force and punch him through the chest.

Or this.

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I am the one, I say no and the bullet simply doesn't hit me....then I star in 2 average/slightly above sequels

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Everyone except @Zgtfreak here have answers from Sarcastic vine.com

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Both combatants are fearless. It’s a draw.

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#24  Edited By Paytience

Prison Yard Rush...

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I'm so much bigger than a bullet, how is this a fight?

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Yes.

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I blinks his ugly ass

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I flex and the bullet bounces back and kills him

In reality he shoots my ass and I die

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I don't need a weeb katana. I utilize my Kaioken technique to blitz his bullets, punch the bullets in the air then let's the bullets go back into his gun. Then finish him off with pepper spray

FIFY

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@takenstew22 said:

I don't need a weeb katana. I utilize my Kaioken technique to blitz his bullets, punch the bullets in the air then let's the bullets go back into his gun. Then finish him off with pepper spray

FIFY

That's another alternative.

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I adapt and one shot.

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He dies when he look at my Antagonist face. The gun would be useless.

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he shoots his pitiful bullets at me as i simply go intag and brings out a planet busting super omega death laser to destroy the timeline along with his future generations.

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Batman. Because he's Batman.

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#36  Edited By Buckwheat

The Guy with the Gun shoots me bullseye in the chest. I fall to my knees, but instead of screaming in pain I make strange mufled sounds. The GWTG's smile fades slowly as he aproaches me, his eyes widen with hatred as he pulls from under my chin and pulls the mask away, showing that @stezzy with ducktape on his mouth is the one diying on the floor.

—NOOOO!! Screams The GWTG, and some white pigeons flie off nearby, as a shadow walks past them.

The GWTG turns around, clenching his teeth with rage, lifting his gun once again. But it is to slow, to late, to little, and the glass with the Chimera virus is no longer there. In it's place a time bomb, slowly ticking back, 03, 02, 01...

Ka-boom!

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Unless the bullets are made by Omnipotent being to kill me I shrug it off.

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I solo the verse

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lol

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#40  Edited By Mubs

Due to the fact that I have been harnessing negative speed force powers, I have been nearly on the brink for a good portion of my life: Evil one day, good the next. This guy with a gun, you see, something about him ticks me off. Maybe its the fact that my tribe was killed by that omnipotent farmer with a shotgun, all those years ago.

But nevertheless, something turns on inside me, an ancient evil the gods have locked inside human beings since the incursions 3.4 Million years ago. All of my restraint.. gone. morals.. gone. I go back in time to December 15th, 1998, his day of birth to slaughter his mother and father, along with everyone else; not just the men, but the women and children too.

So, I ask you, who is this man? He seems to not exist. According to the history books, he never did.

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Abusing alcohol ain’t good bro