the wolf knows youve been making fun of his furry ass and wants to tear your head off
you have a wireless keyboard
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It's getting it's neck snapped. Doesn't help it's cause that i can just throw it around
You are physically not capable of snapping a wolf's neck. Human's do not possess the ability to output that amount of force so you can forget about that scenario. You also aren't throwing around a 100 lb+ wolf that is trying to tear your throat out so you can also forget about that scenario.
@noah_ouellette: I've worked with Dogs all my life and let me tell you what would happen if someone tried to grab a wolf.
You wont be able to lift it when this happens, your arm will be shredded bone crushed and you better pray you don't fall over.
But of course if your the average macho internet guy you're probably to fast for the wolf right?
@callmeblast: I'm definitely not your average dude. But I've fought off a rabid lab before with only a small bite. Dog ended up being put down. Didn't want it too but that was the decision. I don't believe a wolf is that much superior to a rabid dog. Especially just your average beta.
@citizensurfer: 100lb wolf is no big deal when I can throw around 200lb and lift upwards of 300lb. And what's the breaking point of a wolfs neck? Cause human necks snap very easily, a wolf isn't that superior to a human with bone density
A 100lb Wolf that can run at 40+ mph as well as have a biteforce of 1,000+ lbs is no big deal?
I don't care how much you can lift or throw, you are doing that to stationary objects that are not fighting back or trying to rip your head off.
A human's neck snaps very easily did you just say? Have you been watching too many Hollywood movies or something, because that is simply not the case whatsoever. To snap a human neck you need over 1,000 lbs of force and it isn't as easy as just simply twisting someones neck.
I think I can f*ck up a wolf with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the wolf is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can beat a wolf with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
@callmeblast: I'm definitely not your average dude.
But I've fought off a rabid lab before with only a small bite. Dog ended up being put down. Didn't want it too but that was the decision. I don't believe a wolf is that much superior to a rabid dog. Especially just your average beta.
Let me guess you're an ex navy seal with over 400+ confirmed kills as well as an expertly trained mixed martial artist who has single handedly beaten 20+ men simultaneously?
@noah_ouellette: A rabid lab lmao....
A Wolf would maul a rabid lab with little trouble.
I work for a vet in rural area, I've seen Wolf's maul things such as Horse, bulls, cows etc. You being "above average" is still far inferior to a Horse.
And before you say " Those are packs though" I've seen cases where an Omega takes down a Horse.
I think I can f*ck up a wolf with bare hands I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs. I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the wolf is finished. You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can beat a wolf with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Dude if those are your physical stats I would mess you up, let alone a bloodlusted wolf. Always get virgins on here who think they're gods gift to mankind who can manhandle a fully grown predatory animal that casually hunts prey 4x larger than itself.
Wolves are coursing predators so running won't help. Short of having a weapon of a much higher magnitude than a keyboard I doubt anyone makes it out alive. I would hope that I could stand my ground and look big to scare it off, but this wolf seems to have a grudge (despite me never being mean to it or its pack) so that may not be an option.
I'm certain the wolf beats everyone who goes against it assuming it has rest between bouts.
lol I roflstomp this wolf, I'm an ex Sas member with 200+ kills, me and my buddies managed to take down an entire outpost filled with Russians with handguns only.
Hell, human necks snap like twigs so I assume Wolves probably snap like idk... rulers? Pencils?
Either way I have a feat were I managed to jump of a building, spin my sniper around and hit a Russian, plus with my speed feats I can easily dodge.
Well that's what everyone here thinks happens, in reality I run at it and get mauled to death, as does everyone here
hmmmm........60/40 in favor of the wolf.
It's not an impossible feat, but more likely than not, the man would lose.
The wolf is going to have alot more endurance + the means to easily cause serious bodily harm (teeth/claws)
The man has a far more tactfulness/reasoning + reach + overall general strength
speed is relative, i'd give a slight advantage to the man, assuming he isn't obese/slower than average. (travel speed=/=fighting)
Okay, killing a wolf barehanded IS possible IF (notice that's a big IF)...
You can take a LOT of pain...
You can stand the shock of this pain, AND blood loss...(have you ever taken having your flesh and muscle ripped apart and lost a pint or so of blood almost all at once? AND kept fighting a wild animal that's hell bent on killing you and won't stop until you're dead?)
The theory that you will be able to do any significant damage to a wolf (or normal lab sized dog for that matter) by punching it in the head is pretty much nonsense. Canine's don't respond to blunt force trauma the way humans do. When an animal like that is blood lusted (actual blood lust, not the Comic Vine version of blood lusted) you have to do actual structural damage, ie, crack, or cave in its skull to make it slow down or stop. Nothing short of that is going to make it stop attacking. The best bet is to break one of its legs, even then you're likely to get bitten to some degree.
I don't know who told anyone that breaking a human neck is easy but I was literally trained HOW to break a human neck (no, of course I've never done it) but it's NOT easy, especially bare handed, and a wolf has thick fur, muscle, thicker vertebrae and narrower shoulders so it would be more difficult to get leverage on. Not to mention they are set lower to the ground so getting into position to lever around the neck would be that much harder, forgetting the fact that you'd have to get that much closer to its jaws.
As for throwing it, it might be good to remember that canines have VERY flexible spines and can flex around and bite the top of their own hind ends, so they can do the same to your face when you grab them to throw them, not to mention flail around and make it that much harder to get a good throwing hold on them to begin with.
There ARE decent ways to try and kill a canine, including a wolf, but trying to pound their skull with your fists, or throw them don't rank high among them, though trying to kill them with my bare hands wouldn't be high on my list of fun things to do. They keyboard would be a nice bonus though.
If I HAD to try to kill a wolf this is how I'd do it.
Jam the keyboard into it's mouth as hard and brutally as possible (and hope I succeeded), pushing upward as I did trying to expose the throat. Your timing would have to be JUST right (super fast lighting boy might be able to do this ;) ). Slam your fingers in a pincer grip into its wind pipe (fortunately canines have a nice fat, easy to find trachea) and clamp down on that sucker as hard as you possibly can and then bear down on the wolf with all your weight and DEAL with the fact that its going to claw the hell out of you.
IF you can do both of these things A. Without it's getting its teeth into you B. You can mount the wolf and get BOTH of your hands onto its windpipe and crush the living crap out of its airway and keep it from thrashing its way out from under you (you maybe have a 30-40% chance of pulling this off btw...I might have a 20-30% chance, but I'm an old guy with a broken spine) you might just get out of this alive and relatively un-mauled.
No other weapons, this is your best shot. No kidding. I'd give up on the other stuff super men.
I don't understand why people think their martial arts training is going to help in the slightest a wolf is not a human it's not punching you any of your training is irrelevant it's a wild animal you train to fight humans not wolves or other animals. The most it could do is give you better reflexes.
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