You vs 100 ten year olds

• Kids are average size
• You are morals off; They are morals off
• You have 5 minutes prep

I am so dead

Assuming I land every hit and each hit is perfectly placed (and there's no chance in hell of that) I might be able to bring down ten of them, the rest slaughter me.

Do I get a weapon? Some kind of stick would do. Or are there more than I can shake a stick at?

I and physically capable of clearing. It is just I dont feel so morally inclined.

I throw a sweet out off of a tall building and watch the massacre begin (sounds mean but moral are off so it's fine).

5 Minutes to grab a basebaall bat. I solo.

I call my gang to come here in 5 min.

Then we scare the S#!t out of poor children.

Morals are off.

You have 5 minutes of prep to get any resource available to you.

Looks like there are gonna be 100 unmarked graves....

I call in a Napalm strike on those futher muckers.

First!!!!!

I just realised I was not first .

I would take them all out with the weapons my cousin stored in his basement,I would simply use these weapons:

-Samurai Sword

-12 gauge shotgun.

-Chainsaw

-Grenade Launcher

I would kick all of their asses after i ran out of bullets and grenades. I would be using the sword and my barefists,and I've trained Tae-kwon-do for 3 years and I'm at the blue belt.

I run away and call all the ten year olds mums and dads and then their mums and dads ground them all!

Thus I win in a stomp!

@xkstone: Scaring is enough, these are little guys.

@appzashok: They might be but I can be really aggressive when it comes to attackers. Trust I've been stabed.....twice.

Where I'm living,it's pretty sh@@@@ and dangerous but luckily I live in the rich side of town,where there is more security. And I'm only 16. If those kids attack me with morals off I would probably grab every single weapon I can find in the house and kill them. Just telling the truth...I'm pretty aggressive..

I go grab my sword and my dad's pistol, I take out quite a few of them. If I can get my dog's help I win easy.

May I eat the children's heart afterwards? I feel inclined to say, the bravery of the youth gives me pleasure in knowing it was such a futile attempt in taking me down.

I clearly get jumped all over. Like all the kids in my family do to me anyways.

Spite in favor of Me.

/thread

Mismatch.

morals off plus 5 min to grab a weapon?I slaughter them

5 min prep? I stomp.

Ends in sex.

Get in the truck and run them over.

@DarthDalek: You alright mate?

These threads were all the craze last year.. I remember making a Batman vs Endless stream of 5 year olds thread...

I'm allowed to use anything,right?

I'll just bulldoze them with my car.

Jesus....

No one is seriously winning this

as a practitioner of an art that isn't really for self-defense, I could stomp.. and besides, I'm defaultly morals off.. lol

If this is purely hand to hand, they will overwhelm anyone here, I know I've fought a huge group of 10 year olds in the past (don't ask). If though with prep I can grab weapons, well there are a lot of dead kids when this is all said and done.

Why would I be hurting ten year old kids. Maybe if they are all boys because I am very attractive.

@mikasaackerman: I stomp all of them and you on their side.

Morals on, I'd get slaughtered. Morals off, my friends say I do have quite the temper, but the kids have no morals as well..I may have to win this by playing dirty, as physically I may have a chance at taking out about only 5.

With 5 minutes of prep, I do what I can to barricade the front and back doors. There are guns, knives, & blunt objects in my home. The last two I can wield effectively. My home also has 4 security camaras and I'm aware of their blind spots. With all this In mind I feel I could hold in my house for 3-6 minutes and kill roughly 30-50 kids in that time before the rest break in. At that point, I can hold up in one room & use it as a choke point to kill another 7-10 kids. Finally in the last stand up close I kill about 3-5 more. That's not to bad though I still end up dieing.

Your guys reaction to the ends in sex comment are hilarious.

I thought it was pretty funny.

@jonez120: Would 5 minutes be enough to grab a priest?

Even with Morals on I clear with little difficulty...I'm a very awful person.

I would win. Despite being nice I am 6 ft 6 and have my pistol with me at all times. With prep I just go to my house and chill, And shoot them by using up my supply of bullets.

5 minutes is enough time to come up with an idea to trick them into killing each other.

Morals off? I stomp.

Mismatch. I curbstomp all of the 10 year olds with no prep or weapons.