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#1 Edited by PhoenixTitan (847 posts) - - Show Bio

Scenario

  • Your enemy is a group of 10 street level brawlers with no exceptional skills or abilities.
  • They are all armed with crowbars, lead pipes and broken bottles.
  • They are all very angry. You managed to piss them off a lot.
  • They are all running towards you in the middle of the street.

Your allies (you may only choose 1 option)

  • 3 Police trained german shepherds
  • 3 Cheetahs
  • 3 Hyenas
  • A fully grown African elephant
  • 5 eagles that you somehow managed to train over the summer
  • 2 random MMA fighters that arrive on their motorbikes
  • A jar filled with 100 venomous spiders and scorpions

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#2 Posted by EcoBlitz (4607 posts) - - Show Bio

I’d take that jar please

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#3 Posted by InvadedTBD (1380 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I could win with the eagles or the the jar.

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#4 Posted by RandomGuy287 (601 posts) - - Show Bio
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#5 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (6466 posts) - - Show Bio

The brawlers are basically featless, which is why threads like this are pointless.

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#6 Posted by PhoenixTitan (847 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Posted by kyrees (13507 posts) - - Show Bio

i take the elephant, stand on it and let the pachyderm stomp them.

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#8 Posted by Doofasa (1880 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll take the elephant. One charge and there's 10 dead brawlers.

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#9 Posted by mrmonster (14707 posts) - - Show Bio

I win because I just sit back and let the elephant do all the work.

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#10 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (6466 posts) - - Show Bio

@johnnyz256: But how can one possibly answer? This website is predicated on feats. You can't simply ignore that in the name of "fun."

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#11 Posted by PhoenixTitan (847 posts) - - Show Bio

@johnnyz256:

Sorry Johnny, looks like you're about to get beaten up if you don't choose an ally.

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#12 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (6466 posts) - - Show Bio

The elephant shouldn't have much difficulty destroying these thugs.

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#13 Posted by MainJP (5888 posts) - - Show Bio

Elephant.

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#14 Edited by Hey_Thatsmildlyadequate (1506 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going with the elephant. The jar seems like the worst option, it's not quick enough to avoid being immediately killed

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#15 Posted by Hypnos0929 (6491 posts) - - Show Bio

elephant or the jar

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#16 Posted by ALMIGHTY (3278 posts) - - Show Bio

Surprised at how many ppl say the jar doesn’t seem practical or realistic in a fight. How long would it take for the spiders and scoprpions to both POISION THEN for the poison to TAKE EFFECT ? By the time those two things happen you’re getting swarmed and knocked tf out

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#17 Posted by PhoenixTitan (847 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm actually going for the german shepherds. Those dogs can be brutal.