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#1 Edited by FireStarLord73194 (5306 posts) - - Show Bio

You get 24 hours prep, no firearms but everything else is still on the table, can you survive/kill the alien?

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#2 Posted by TheSpartanB345T (4166 posts) - - Show Bio

No firearms when real soldiers get stomped by them?

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#3 Posted by FireStarLord73194 (5306 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespartanb345t: it’s just one and you get prep. Arnold beat a predator without guns with prep so how hard could this be

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#4 Edited by RedHood_JayTodd (1714 posts) - - Show Bio

I mean if the alien is going to be invading my area, I can probably set up traps, get as much throwing knives, matches, gasoline, make as many homemade explosives as I possibly can. Prolly also get a few 12 ft poles with sharp metal points of some kind. Anything that can be of use to keep myself a good distance away from the xenomorph. I might need a couple weeks though to set everything up and get the resources I need. 24 hours ain't going to cut it.

In other words, I die horribly.

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#5 Posted by RandomGuy287 (1160 posts) - - Show Bio

I die horribly

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#7 Posted by Supermanthor (20208 posts) - - Show Bio

alien xe wins

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#8 Posted by EternalDarkFury (1749 posts) - - Show Bio

I die.

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#9 Posted by TheSentinell (939 posts) - - Show Bio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmTNOqFoAgg

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#10 Posted by Kirkseven (2885 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, assuming I get outside help

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#11 Posted by TheIncredibleSuperHulk8642 (4586 posts) - - Show Bio

I tko it with an RKO from outta nowhere

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#12 Posted by kgb725 (19232 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespartanb345t: it’s just one and you get prep. Arnold beat a predator without guns with prep so how hard could this be

Arnold was a soldier and figured out the vision weakness and just got a lucky trap in. Xenomorphs have no sense of honor and only want to kill or prolong the species not to mention their immense size and speed, acidic blood , and spear like tail

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#13 Posted by jagernutt (16695 posts) - - Show Bio

I curbstomp

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#14 Posted by Unrequited1 (239 posts) - - Show Bio

I use that 24 hours of prep to plan my escape. Or try to find a hiding spot where I'd die of dehydration or hunger first. Even then, I'd probaby die by Xenomorph.

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#15 Posted by jagernutt (16695 posts) - - Show Bio

I make Alien stake's and sell them at the mall

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#17 Posted by Aristeaus (1118 posts) - - Show Bio

24 hours? Easy.

They really hate fire. Gas stations on every corner. Fairly certain you could research homemade claymores and the like fairly easily, and attain the neccessary materials well within that time limit. You might be on a terrorist watch list after, but you'll survive.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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#18 Posted by G_Race (300 posts) - - Show Bio

Absolutely not. Hoping to die a QUICK death as those Xenomorphs are literally the stuff of my nightmares. F#*k, I would likely shoot myself if by some miracle my heart didn't explode from fear upon first sight. Imagine not dying, only to wake up stuck in goo waiting for a face hugger to pounce on you!?

ABSOLUTELY FREAKING NOT!

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#19 Posted by tethadam (586 posts) - - Show Bio

Riot Shield some rocks and pepper spray in a water gun

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#20 Posted by Tenguswordsman (1886 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol at anyone surviving, we can do very little to hurt a Xenomorph.

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#21 Posted by tethadam (586 posts) - - Show Bio

@tenguswordsman: What about pepper spray to the eyes? A watergun full of peperspray aimed at the eyes?

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#23 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (12956 posts) - - Show Bio

RIP me.

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#25 Posted by WollfMyth209 (16807 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably end up panicking for 12 hrs, then procrastinating the actual plan until the Alien eats me.

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#26 Posted by Helloman (30115 posts) - - Show Bio

I win.

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#29 Edited by MindingMuffin (350 posts) - - Show Bio

There is no way you can defend yourself against a Xenomorph even with 24 hours prep. I get murdered horribly.

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#30 Posted by ChromeDisaster (560 posts) - - Show Bio

Xeno babyshakes

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#31 Posted by grappolo (3036 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch, the Alien is bulletproof against small caliber Guns,extremely fast and durable.

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#32 Posted by kyrees (13547 posts) - - Show Bio

i get eviscerated or used as an egg spawn.

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#33 Posted by Gokluma (8786 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry but i ain't winning against guys can fight against predators aka far stronger than a normal person.

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#34 Posted by geekryan (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch.

I stomp.

Spite.

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#35 Posted by PrimaInterPares (119 posts) - - Show Bio

Screw that. I save myself the trouble and jump of a cliff.

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#37 Edited by Chad_Duby (5681 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp. I take that 24 hours to drive to area 51 or Naza and tell either of them what happened then wait for the army to come and capture that monster.

Who said I need to fight it head on?

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#39 Posted by G_Race (300 posts) - - Show Bio

@tenguswordsman: You seriously cant see the eye sockets in that cut out? !? looks like you and the Xeno have something in common in your world..

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#40 Posted by Tenguswordsman (1886 posts) - - Show Bio

@g_race: I see the sockets, not the actual eyes, which You implied it possessed.

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Xenomorphs still lack eyes.

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#41 Posted by Doofasa (2174 posts) - - Show Bio

The only way I win is if I can get outside help. Even then it’s a long shot.

One on one I get destroyed.

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#42 Posted by G_Race (300 posts) - - Show Bio

@tenguswordsman: Is this one of them internet moments where someone just says thing to be that internet guy...? The thing has eye sockets, its reasonable to conclude that eyes fit into said socket.. Right!!? I mean I dont actually see a shoulder, a brain, does it have theses things?

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#43 Edited by Tenguswordsman (1886 posts) - - Show Bio

@g_race: WTH would it have eyes, when in the Image above Big Chap (the OG Alien) clearly has no eyes, and it is a completed model. The eye sockets are a redundant feature of Xenomorphs that most likely comes from the fact that a Xenomorph abosorbs and copies some DNA of the host, but by far not to the extend You are suggesting. Plus, this human-like skull is seen only on the OG Alien, and all other incarnations have no Eye sockets at all...

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#44 Posted by SexyBayonetta22 (2397 posts) - - Show Bio

i die

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#45 Edited by Paytience (5010 posts) - - Show Bio

@firestarlord73194: No firearms? Not sure if serious. What about firearms and ammo I already own have with me? Like...why wouldn't 3 days of prep involve opening my closet door?