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FatherChaos

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You, Comic Vine user, are matched up against a number of fodder characters to test your skill and might!

Rules

  • You run through the gauntlet once in hand-to-hand only, then once with standard gear.
  • No prep (Don't wanna prejudice towards you poor college students or unemployed scrubs)
  • In-character
  • Win by any means
  • You don't powers from a randomizer or anything. If you somehow do have superpowers, you are depowered for this fight.

The fight takes place in an average suburban street.

The Gauntlet!

Round 1: Minion (Despicable Me)

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Round 2: Walker (The Walking Dead)

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Round 3: Chav (Kingsman)

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Round 4: Wildling (Game of Thrones)

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Round 5: Grunt Minor (Halo)

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Round 6: Redcoat (Assassin's Creed III)

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Round 7: War Boy (Mad Max)

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Round 8: Stormtrooper (Star Wars; Movie Feats only)

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Round 9 : Persian Immortal (300)

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Round 10: League of Asssassins Ninja (CW Arrow)

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Round 11: Chitauri (MCU)

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Why is the Persian so high? They were nothing but slaves which did....nothing but charge at the enemy and die.

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#3  Edited By FatherChaos

@wolfrazer: They were getting stomped by the Spartans but in Rise of an Empire they put up a fight against the Greek milita, beat a few of them 1v1 (Got fodderized by the Athenians tho)

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#4  Edited By Wolfrazer

@fatherchaos: Well you have them labeled as the 300 with pic from the 1st movie, so /shrug, though I don't see why they should be above ranged combatants.

Though standard gear is what if there's no prep?

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#5  Edited By FatherChaos

@wolfrazer: You can bring anything you have in your house right now.

I also decided to change the Persian warrior to an Immortal.

EDIT: Also inserted another round (War Boy from Mad Max).

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I could stop 2 depending if i screw up. I doubt i can beat the chav but i might be able to if i get lucky but the wildlings tear me a new one.

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Nufious

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I stop at 3 or 4

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mismatch i stomp so hard it´s not fair, i´m a godamn sexual tyrannosaur

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Most people stop at 2

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FatherChaos

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Most people stop at 2

You really think the average person can't beat one Walker? Hm.

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@fatherchaos: In a fistfight, with no weapons? I think most people would get bitten.

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Probably 3 or 4 depending on the chav but realistically not many people are getting past a Wildling and certainly not a Grunt (in fact the Grunt should be considerably higher than it actually is)

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4 , I'm confident enough to be able to handle a single walker without weapons.

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Paytience

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Grunt higher...immortal higher...loa ninja lower.

I would clear.

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Sy8000

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I stop hard at 2.

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Penderor

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Stormtrooper has no hand to hand feats.

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@amendment50: You can still kick him or move around and toss him on the floor.

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I would absolute curbstomp cause I ain't a normal human being. I am god

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Plot twist get stomped in round 1

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Clears easily.

Spite.

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Homifred

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The hell is this? You mean I don't even get past 2? Not cool OP. Not. Cool.

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There's a 99% chance we all lose at the walker. If youre willing to be brutal and like gouge the eyes and brain I guess you could make it.

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I may be able to pass 2 with trouble, I dunno who the Chavs are and I defipitely get murdered by Wildlings.

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#24  Edited By Wolfrazer

@penderor said:

Stormtrooper has no hand to hand feats.

Sure they do, Han fought that Scout Trooper on Endor, abit off screen, still though the script notes they had a rousing fist fight after the Scout smacked Han to the ground with one blow.

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#25  Edited By TheNoobStomper

If God helps me and somehow go through #3 i see myself stopping at 4.I dont have the physicals yet to even compare with a real fighter.

By the way,Walker should be easier to kill than those freaking minions,these bold chinese children run fast

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#26  Edited By Homifred

There's a 99% chance we all lose at the walker. If youre willing to be brutal and like gouge the eyes and brain I guess you could make it.

I cringe at the half eaten rat the cat leaves under my bed. I'd probably have better luck against the tooth fairy.

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Standard gear and H2H are the same thing for me.

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i stomp

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I blitz and one shot every single one of them

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I've always hated that people don't take these threads seriously. I think they could be the most fun out of all of them.

In the first round I know I make it to to round six.

With standard gear I make it to 11 or clear.

Here are my feats.

Wow it takes more time to create gifs than I thought.

Anyway. I can do more if needed. I also carry a pistol on the regular. I can post pic's of that if people don't believe it's in my "standard gear"

I have been teaching martial arts for 6 years and doing it for over 20.
I was a armed security guard for 2 years. Both public and private.


So hear is how I do in this gauntlet.

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The Gauntlet!

Round 1: Minion (Despicable Me)

Hands only I beat the hell out of this little thing and choke it to death.

Standard gear same as above.

Round 2: Walker (The Walking Dead)

Hands only, I single hook kick kills it. They have zero durability and not skills.

Standard gear same as above.

Round 3: Chav (Kingsman)

This version of him I beat the hell out of. He'd had not training and I am a better fighter.

With standard gear, I still kick is ass and if needed shoot him.

Round 4: Wildling (Game of Thrones)

Hands only, I would give myself a 50% of dying. If I can close the gap , Wildling fooder shows no h2h skills. I crush.

Standard gear, I shot it in the dome and be done with it.

Round 5: Grunt Minor (Halo)

Extremely easy to scare, I avoid fire and hid. The little pistols don't kill out right either. I scare it as it tries to find me with it's slow and limited movement and ragdoll it up close.

Standard gear, I bust back, it runs, I advance and ragdoll it.

Round 6: Redcoat (Assassin's Creed III)

The musket is a one shot, inaccurate weapon, I could take cover and advance between reloads. After closing the gap, again he doesn't have h2h skills, I should win. So long as I don't get shot.

Standard get, I shoot back with higher rate of fire and a better weapon, pin him down, close the gap and put round in him.

Round 7: War Boy (Mad Max)

I don't think i can clear this with just hands.

Standard gear, I brain him.

Round 8: Stormtrooper (Star Wars; Movie Feats only)

I run straight forward and ragdoll it.

Standard gear,I run straight forward and ragdoll it.

Round 9 : Persian Immortal (300)

I get killed h2h

I dump bullets in it with standard gear.

Round 10: League of Asssassins Ninja (CW Arrow)

Don't know anything about these guys.

Round 11: Chitauri (MCU)

I beat it up with h2h.

I shoot it with standard gear.

Over all, I can only make it to 9 with hands if luck was always on my side and I was fighting my hardest.

With standard gear, I clear it with some trouble along the way.

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I stop at 1. I could never kill a minion.

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#33 Straight-Fire  Online

Probably stop at 2.

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Literally no one except the most elite gets past 2.

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@bossmonster: Homie, walkers have insane durability and strength feats.

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I ULTRAMEGACURBMURDER STOMP in both rounds pls uber mismatch.

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Stop at 2 in H2H, unless I get lucky. Chav beats me though.

Standard gear, well..I have a revolver and a shotgun in me house so that's a plus. If the grunt somehow manages not to murder me, I think I can take the red coat and maybe the War Boy. The Stormtrooper massacres me, that armor is bulletproof and when they aren't jobbing they're supposed to be crack shots. The Immortal gets shot. The LoA ninja gets shot. I might be able to kill a Chitauri if it doesn't shoot me first.

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There's a 99% chance we all lose at the walker. If youre willing to be brutal and like gouge the eyes and brain I guess you could make it.

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Probably can't get past 2 unarmed. But I own a tomahawk and a machete so if I can use those there's a 50/50 chance I can make it past the wildling. If I can use my compound bow there us a 50/50 chance I can make it as far as the stormtrooper.

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I stop at 2

Oh wait, I won't hurt a cute minion so I could probably stop at 1

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#42  Edited By StrictlyAnime

I find it hard to believe most of you actually think you'll lose to one walker. Its mindless and weaker than an average human, trip it and stomp its head in.

I stop at 3 though.

Also a grunt would be 2 places up on the gauntlet.

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@keenko said:

@bossmonster: Homie, walkers have insane durability and strength feats.

No, they don't.
They just can't be killed like normal people. If you watch the show then you know a hard blow to the head always opens them right up. And think about it. I live human head don't burst on contact with a baseball bat. You might crack the skull, but it's not exploding like a watermelon.



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Think about it. That stick would have broken before that things face should have caved in like that. So based on the durability they should for blunt damage to the head, I have more than enough striking power to one shot with a kick. I wouldn't use my hands, but I could one shot there too.

But by all means, you can debate me on this.

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I'm featless. I stop at 1 by default.

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3 to 4.

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I stop at. 2

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#47  Edited By Paytience

@bossmonster: <<<This man has inspired to take this a little more seriously.

I will post up some pictures for most of this in a few. Anywho:

Me Stats & abilities

(I swear to God and I put this on my grandfather's ashes I am not making this up)

Race: Samoan

5' 10.5" Tall, 190 lbs

Background: 22 Years martial arts, including weapons training. Former Marine range coach, also, former inmate at rio grande county corrections. Voodoo combination that.

Standard gear: It should be noted, I grew up and share residency in Molokai, Hawaii but I live and work half the year or more in Homer, Alaska. My standard gear might seem prepper extensive, but I promise it's mostly necessary for the environments I live in.

I will be counting my gear that travels between states with me foremost, and include things that typically stay in my pack or vehicle as mention. I will also only benlisting weapons or items which may have immediate efrect or be easily carried...not the total contents of my pack or car for example. In an actual type situation I woild consider everything. I have several firearms as well, and will list simply my favorite one...as I'm out of ammo for everything else almost. lol.

EDC: (Everyday carry)

3 layers of clothing 1 layer heavy (it's winter in AK), a multi tool, 2 cell phones, a pocket knife (sog flashback), wireless headphones, flashlight, pen knife and card knife.

In my pack is a first aid kit, umm...PB&J, 2 more pocket knives, a hunting knife (tactical knife technically I guess...sog seal pup), a 30 rd magazine loaded with...uhhh...64 grain federal 5.56. Which I am switching out now because...expensive...and a couple shells of birdshot in 20 and 00 buck in 12? lol. I don't even have a 12 guage.

In the vehicle is the afformentioned 20 guage with more birdshot and an AR15. 18" SPR, multiple manufacturers. Currently only have back up iron sites.

My h2h round strategy consists of any weapon I can pick up and usually ends with me stabbing them...that goes all rds. The walker can maybe bite...but not too worried. The rest of these guys are pretty hollywood though; it doesn't matter how movie your martial art is, BJJ+Knife is almost always gonna be a helluva game changer, no matter who it is. I give myself no less then 6 out of 10 against any of them...significantly more against most. Grunt might kill me h2h...persian h2h as well, but I think the physical and mental advantages of living in a modern society with medical care and excellent nourishment makes up for a lot. Modern people have a huge physical edge over our predecessors for those of us who make use of it. I've seen loa ninjas get beat down bad by a chick half my size with a fracyion of the training. I think I'll be fine.

Standard gear strategy is pretty simple. I got a 20 rd mag in my AR and a 30 rd spare. Overwhelming volume of fire for the win. Modern firearms are a crazy huge advantage over almost anyone here...and I got a beast of one and adequate enough training.

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@ob1ed209: lol. Iunno man. Ewoks did purty good with bows...

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I think I could beat the walker. They're slow and clumsy and in one episode Beth oneshotted one with a stomp to the head and she's a wisp of a girl.

Probably stop at the chav, they look bigger than average and I'm slightly shorter than average, average fitness and a few weeks poor Muay Thai training.

No way in hell I can beat a wildling.

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