ROUND 1. Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan can no longer feel pain due to excessive drug abuse. They will be a problem. Since I picked 4 of my best male friends, Paris tries to seduce them but they resist and kill her. Minaj and Gaga are batsh!t crazy, but they can be taken down after we force them to dress normal. They commit suicide shortly afterwards. Spears... now SHE will take all 5 of us to handle. We finish the team off after a long battle. Cleared.
ROUND 2. Gary Busey has 5 blackbelts. Look it up. We all jump him first, but then we realize the cocaine gives him lightspeed reaction time. We start laughing at him, and he begins to think he's funny again. He dies peacefully. We tell Tom that Mel thinks he's over-rated. They kill each other. We tell Manson that he's too "mainstream" for us. In his rage, he kills Pete. We team up and kill him. Cleared.
ROUND 3. OK, for whatever reason you put Rihanna and Chris on the same team, they BFR each other after chasing after each other and trying to kill one another. We stealth attack Usher, he takes all 5 of us to defeat. The brothers? We breath on them and their bones crumble. We mistake JB for one of our lesbian friends. He's now bloodlusted and we underestimate his gayness. We still defeat him without too much trouble. Cleared.
ROUND 4. We roll up in an Escalade and open fire on them. T.I., Ya Boy(who?), and Banks go down, but I lose 2 friends in the fight. Cam'ron is no where to be seen. Lil' Wayne is too high to notice what's going on. We dispose of him. Cleared.
Round 5. We track down Cam'ron to... FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS! He's in a quarrel with O'Reilly, when the unthinkable happens. Former President George Bush shoots Cam'ron in the head and walks over to Bill. The two start walking inside the HQ building. We track them inside when a trap door is opened. We fall in the Octagon. My 2 remaining friends and I prepare for our fight with Maher, who was captured by FOX for making fun of them. We are forced to fight him. Since it's a 3 on 1 we finish him fairly easily. Next, Rodman jumps over the walls and charges at us. After running around in circles for several minutes, the athelete tires and we jump him. Another friend is lost in the fight. Their bodes are carried away before the title fight. Me and my friend versus George and Bill. We think this is the end when we realize that they're just 2 old guys. Their egos, so high, that they don't realize how weak they are. They are defeated quickly. The octagon crumbles beneath us and we sink into the depths of Hell. My friend and I look up, and we see the unthinkable. The Warlock. Not cleared.
Simulation complete.
Results: Not cleared.
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