would you fight him for a billion dollars?

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7-7'1 at peak gentle giant
7-7'1 at peak gentle giant

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Andre is at the peak of his capabilities , 70s and early 80s where he could move abnormally quick for his size , he is not the stumbling alcoholic in pain giant of 87.

you're in a locked room , no windows or escape

Andre is bloodlusted completely

win condition is death

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#3 reaperace  Moderator

@mangu: Warning for language and insult.

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#4  Edited By ProfessorRespect

IIRC Andre wasn't that good: outside of the size he got kicked to death when he tried beating up Maeda and got pretty embarrassed for his troubles. In any real setting he'd be crazy strong but his top-heavy stature due to gigantism means you could just low-takedown and RNC the poor bugger. Would it be easy? Hell no, but possible.

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Probably not. I don't have any fighting experience and he's like double my size.

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#6  Edited By thenamelessone

No lol , Andre at his peak was said to have completely overpowered Blackjack Mulligan who is a 6'8 300+ pounder texaner and Murdoch who was also like 6'3-6'4 and 250+ pounder and effortlessly drag them to beach and almost drown both of them , I stand no chance.

now if its the stumbling giant of 85 onward who can't even talk slowly and reach the ring and needed a whole elevator for him to reach the ring , maybe I stand a chance.

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I'd fight him yeah. But the rules said I can't bring in weapons >:)

So I bring a gun and gg. Billion all for me

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I'd fight him yeah. But the rules said I can't bring in weapons >:)

So I bring a gun and gg. Billion all for me

Genius line of thinking

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I'd fight him yeah. But the rules said I can't bring in weapons >:)

So I bring a gun and gg. Billion all for me

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Smh Don't shoot my man Andre.

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Any ComicViner solos, since they are strong enough to beat Chimps

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#12  Edited By Prime10000

"you're in a locked room , no windows or escape

Andre is bloodlusted completely

win condition is death"

How big the room?

Well, in small room at will be pretty hard to fight him, i will not have a lot of space to move and i will lose.

I'm pretty fast.

In big room if i go with no morals then i'm bite his eyes and fight for my life, i might wins and i might also be almost dead, but i will do this for billion dollars, i think?

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@heiqn: stop misrepresenting. Stipulation was to survive; not win.

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I'd fight him yeah. But the rules said I can't bring in weapons >:)

So I bring a gun and gg. Billion all for me

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#16  Edited By CryoLancer47

Andre at his peak beats the shit out of most CV users.

Now, unless anyone here is durable enough to tank his hits. Strong enough to harm him. And knows how to actually fight.

Then no one is winning unless they fulfill those requirements to deal with the giant.

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Probably not. Even if I had a 90% chance to win, I likely wouldn't take the chance on my life. If he grabs you, you are fucked.

Though if the fight was not to the death, I would fight him for like 100k if I won.

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Even if I was guaranteed to win, I wouldn't fight him because the win condition is death.. and I wouldn't kill someone even if for a billion dollars.

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#19 frozen  Moderator
@ecoblitz said:

@heiqn: stop misrepresenting. Stipulation was to survive; not win.

Except there are people on that thread who believe they could win.

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No, he seems nice. Maybe we hang out and grab ice cream instead.

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Probabbly wins with duck drop and roll the whole she bang until gets tired, if he gets his hands on me I'm done

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Yes. The poster never specified whether we can have weapons or not so I'm pulling that strap out

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Even if I was guaranteed to win, I wouldn't fight him because the win condition is death.. and I wouldn't kill someone even if for a billion dollars.

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Nice to see that 99% of vine users still are olympic athletes

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I either get a weapon or no way I’m taking that chance

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#27  Edited By YuMira

He would fuck me in the ass and this comes from someone who competes

With that size you can beat 99% of guys.

Teach him some basic boxing and he beats 99,99% of pro fighters.

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I work out 5 days a week. A solid 6’2 225 lbs, bench 275, squat 365.. that being said Andre absolutely shreds me since I, A: have no real fighting experience outside of school fights, lol. And B: he’s twice, even three times my size. Any of you that says you take him down is just lying to yourself lmfao. Unless you’re an actual trained fighter.

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@frozen said:

Even if I was guaranteed to win, I wouldn't fight him because the win condition is death.. and I wouldn't kill someone even if for a billion dollars.

This...even if I thought I could win (I'd get stomped), no chance I'd wanna kill him.

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I guess he won't kill me so, I pay my medical bills and boom I am rich.

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#33  Edited By cupofreality1

Cripple his legs you can win. His only advantage would be if you got up close and he bear hugged you.

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Any Viner solos. They can blitz and oneshot elephants.

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Cripple his legs you can win. His only advantage would be if you got up close and he bear hugged you.

you think he is gonna stand there and wait for you to kick him in the legs?

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#36  Edited By MiguelCervantes

Andre was 213/214 cm, 171 kg,

I'm 182 cm, 67 kg, no Martial Arts training.

I can't win, he overwhelm me physically and mentally, I would be scared to face him, wouldn't be fast enough to kick his balls or anything dirty.

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#37  Edited By Aqua1

You said there are no windows, so it means the room is completely black, you cant see anything.

I cant see any rule saying that you cant have a knife or something or im just blind, there is a chance of winning this if i hit him somewhere where he would lose too much blood.

No light, no sight, so a knife is even more effective here.

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#38 cocacolaman  Moderator

This is such a great example of "Average Viner" threads

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@cupofreality1 said:

Cripple his legs you can win. His only advantage would be if you got up close and he bear hugged you.

you think he is gonna stand there and wait for you to kick him in the legs?

so you’re just going to stand there and bend over? Ever heard of Momentum?