Now allow me to demonstrate you how to really own a noob.
puts weapons of mass destruction in all of Tekken's pockets and locks tekken in a unteleportable out of, sealed, and indestructible, un reality/energy/matter warpable cubicle with George W bush and eats the key
Man, that's really a flawed tactic, Dreadnaught, not to mention a waste of resources and one important government puppet. The whole point is to take them out with the least amount of effort. Strategic assassination, as opposed to mass obliteration.
"Man, that's really a flawed tactic, Dreadnaught, not to mention a waste of resources and one important government puppet. The whole point is to take them out with the least amount of effort. Strategic assassination, as opposed to mass obliteration."
Oh no, you don't know what bush is going to do to Tekken.
"Yeah, but after all them WMDs are used, we are going to be left with a dead figurehead, which we need for future scandals and illegal wars to steal other WMDs so that we can shrug our shoulders and go, "Dunno where they went," so that everyone things we are bumbling incompetents instead of thieving Nuke-happy psychos. You could do the same amount of damage to TEKKEN! with a simple pike to the kidneys when he's waiting for the bus, or a single sniper bullet to the temple when he's spending christmas with his grandparents. You have to think, Dreadnaught, you have to look ahead to life AFTER the fanboy. I know it's hard, but you have to do it."
No, the WMDS are deactivated, plus bush is going to do things that would make Micheal jackson wet himself in fear.
Yeah, but after all them WMDs are used, we are going to be left with a dead figurehead, which we need for future scandals and illegal wars to steal other WMDs so that we can shrug our shoulders and go, "Dunno where they went," so that everyone things we are bumbling incompetents instead of thieving Nuke-happy psychos. You could do the same amount of damage to TEKKEN! with a simple pike to the kidneys when he's waiting for the bus, or a single sniper bullet to the temple when he's spending christmas with his grandparents. You have to think, Dreadnaught, you have to look ahead to life AFTER the fanboy. I know it's hard, but you have to do it.
The best way to own the Cloud fanboy is to force him to watch Cloud be slaughtered by Wolverine on loop until he understands that there's nothing special about Cloud.
The weapon don't make the man. Why do you think Darth Maul got killed Episode 1? He had everything going for him...except balls and competence. That combo saves lives every time.
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