Who is the WEAKEST Character that can beat or draw with an EVIL Saitama?

Rules

1. No prep
2. Saitama gets web comic feats
3. standard wear and gear
4. Characters are current or end of series
5. NO BFR
6. NO SOUL SUCK
7. No Mind attacks
8. NO UNFAIR HAX THAT WOULD MAKE THIS TOO EASY
9. NO GODS OR GOD LIKE CHARACTERS
10. NO COSMIC LEVEL CHARACTERS
11. THE CHARACTER MUST BE HUMAN

Was there something extra that i missed with Saitama? we still don't know his upper limits. This thread is pointless.

@deathhero61: who can beat or draw with him as of right now

Feats only Saitama, it'd have to be a human who is a planet buster and is fast enough to at least keep up.

Maybe if we allow all equipment and vehicles Dandy (From Space Dandy), who is insanely weak, takes with him, he could set off his planet busting bomb to suicide bomb the entire planet.

If he's only allowed what he has on his person, then he dies before he can blink, lel.

But even the planetary nuke is questionable in it's effectiveness against Saitama.

@emperor339: feats for this?

@smxlr8: Sorry, could only find it in German.

Anyways, if he's on his ship, 'maybe' he can detonate it. But if he isn't bloodlusted or expecting Saitama, the Evil OPM likely explodes his entire ship in a nanosecond.

And that's only if he's allowed his ship.

Dandy as a person is incredibly weak and struggles to even hit people at point blank with his plasma gun.

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Honestly if Evil Saitama is aware of Dandy at all though, I can't see Dandy getting the chance to even think of pushing the button before he is turned into goop.

@emperor339: doesn't he become a god or something by the end

our lord and saviour, (in the absence of chew)

@smxlr8: No, due to the fact he is made of Pyonium (A godlike particle) and not DNA, it is discovered that the Narrator (Who turns out to be God) offers up his seat as God to Dandy.

Dandy, realizing as god he won't have a physical form, refuses, as he wishes to still be able to grab booty.

And thus the universe is reset with Dandy as a mortal.

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Regardless, Dandy is still an extremely weak character and I doubt he can do anything to Saitama without the greatest of mass destruction weapons at his universes disposal.

However, it leads me to wonder if Saitama can actually kill Dandy.

Due to him, despite being human, being made of the God particle, pyonium, whenever he dies, everything is reset or his being traverses through alternate dimensions and only God (the narrator) has knowledge of these multiple realities.

This means, even if Saitama kills Dandy, he'll likely simply re-exist in an alternate dimension for another try or reset everything.

But since this is a battle, I'd say, if Saitama pastes him (which he probably will) it should count as a win for Saitama since Dandy technically died, it's just the Pyonium saving him. He lost the battle, but I dunno if he can truly be killed.

I also wonder if Saitama punching pure pyonium with his speed and power will make anything wierd happen. Often when Dandy does especially unusual stuff or interacts with unusual stuff, the Pyonium reacts and bad things happen.

@battle123axe:

PREP

We have none :0

Raditz

@emperor339: then batman outpreps your no prep with his prep.

seriously? probably like gladiator.

Batgod

@midnightdragon18:

OP stated they have to be Human characters, so I can only assume that Saiyans are not allowed...

Unless what he really meant to say is mortal characters.

@midnightdragon18: no aliens

Solid Snake.

bruh...Squirrel Girl takes this easy 10/10

@allstarsuperman: explain how @jeopardy:read the rules

Krillin

@smxlr8 just joking about her, she would need all the PIS in the world to beat him

@amendment50: explain ?

@smxlr8: Explain what? Krillin is superior to Saitama

@revan2424: nope

Anyone intangible can, at the bare minimum, draw.

Yeah, Batgod isn't the weakest

Sebastian Shaw? Or is that too hax?

@wf_mxyzptlk: LOL what @zetsumoto:what are his powers ?

@smxlr8: Absorbs all kinetic energy. He does have a cap, but he can also throw it back to avoid capping.

@smxlr8: You said weakest character who can draw. Caspar can draw him by being untouchable, and he's super weak.

Lord Batgod

Monkey D Luffy

@zetsumoto:how ? @adam_taurus:no

@smxlr8: Because Saitama would keep punching him, and he'd just keep stretching.

@zetsumoto: I don't know he can be KOed

@smxlr8: I am not a One Piece expert, but from what I remember, he usually gets KOed from energy attacks, right? Not blunt trauma?

Good Saitama, I guess.

@wbr17: not exactly since that is the good one turned evil

@zetsumoto: he still gets hurt though

Phases like kitty pride, telepaths like Xavier or quire, red hulk, abomination, juggernaut, a-bomb

@firestarlord73194: no mind attacks and no unfair hax

So if you ban everything, what is the point of this thread? Also Batman stealth steals Saitama's french fries to piss him off into punching himself in rage

Alucard?

The Tick

1. Bruce Banner (armed with Banner Tech)
2. Mr. Fantastic (armed with tech)
3. Sue Storm
4. Human Torch
5. Emma Frost
6. Jean Grey
7. Rachel Grey
8. Cable (certain versions)
9. Red Hulk
10. Hulk
11. Abomination
12. Wonder Man
13. Sentry (ugggh)
14. Vision (although he may not count as human)
15. Firestorm

done

oh oh oh i know i know

Elixir does it

Why is Banner's Tech more Advanced and powerful than Reed's?

MCU Cap of course.