Video game: Poker

The Info Dump.

I wanted to change things up a little. And make a thread for all of us to chill out and relax. Basically everybody here is playing poker. It's not exactly a fight per say...more of a show of strategy and luck and smartness and a bit of team work with these people.

There will be 4Tables. They come with a certain amount of money to bet with. I Researched their earnings...It's perfectly accurate..

Table 1

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1. Jason Broody- 30,000$
2. Lara Croft- 20,000$
3. Nathan Drake- 60,000$
   
4. Solid Snake- 50,000 $
5. Sam Fisher- 50,000$
6. Ada Wong- 80,000 $
7. Leon Kennedy - 30,000$

Table 2

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1. Talion-10,000$
2. Geralt- 30,000$
3. The Prince- 200,000$
4. The Hunter- 5,000$
   

Table 3

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1. Alex Mercer- 90,000$
2. Cole Mcgrath- 10,000$
3. Delsin Rowe-20,000$
4. Sarah Kerrgian- 40,000$

Table 4

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1. Dante- 90,000$
2. Bayonetta- 70,000$
3. Link- 99,999$
4. Cloud Strife- 60,000$
5. MGR Raiden-200,000$

Rules...

• They all have to wear their best Tuxedos
• Dirty tactics are allowed.
• They can use a bit of their powers to give them an edge.
• Mercer can shape shift some of his cards.
• Who gets broke first has to leave the Table. Or they can bet other things.
• Everybody from every Video game Universe is watching everybody here.
• Who wins in each table? How much cash would they take in the end?

• EVERYBODY IS Drunk.

• At the End will anybody go out on a date? Just curious..
• The Winners of each table will then be brought into one table to go play against each other.

1. Nate

2. Prince

3. Sarah

4. Link

@dygoboy: How do they win? Do they have to make all the other players go broke? Are dirty tactics allowed and cheating (minus violence)?

@cpt_nice: All of that is alllowed.... all of it..Except a bit of Violence. Tags

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Table 1: No idea, probably the smartest player at the table.

Table 2: Prince, if he makes the wrong call he can just go back in time and undo it.

Table 3: Kerrigan because of mind reading.

Table 4: Bayonetta freezes times to always know which cards the others are holding.

Thanks for the info... needed a bit more Rules.

Table 1: Snake. He can just stare the other players off the table.

Table 2: Prince. He can basically watch every hand played and travel back in time to win the easy way.

Table 3: Yeah telepathy beats shape-shifting.

Table 4: Hardest to judge for me since i am no expert on Bayonetta or Link and if the have some hax but the other three are basically the incarnation of a pokerface. Cloud has exactly one look but is pretty stupid and Raiden is less prone to use dirty tricks compared to Dante. So minus the players that i don´t know about i give it to Dante.

For the winners table there will never be a winner. Snake and Dante are screwed and Kerrigan will read Princes mind to gain the advantage and every time she wins he resets it for him....endless loop of boredom.

@dygoboy: prince will only need it a few times. Maybe not at all. You gave him A LOT more cash than the others.

Proof that Mercer can resist telepathy?

If Dante gets in on her trick, she offers him sex in exchange for his silence and cooperation. So she still wins.

Geralt the gwent addict. He actually has poker feats from Witcher 1 and 2 also. Lol

Without powers id say nathan drake wins it

@dygoboy: In that case Mercer might take it at his table, although his ability to cheat is a bit obvious.

Just wanted to point out Cloud Strife had a lot of Time based materia, Stop, Slow, Haste , etc. Also barrier materia that walls all incoming threats of any kind, magic or not. No reverse timing though which would have been too easy for that game anyway.

Table 1 - Ada is a crafty temptress I can see all the guys falling for her andlara starts too low

Table 2 - don't know'em except if The Prince plays his time right by waiting for bankruptcy at table to reverse time maybe him

Table 3 - with no limit on shapeshifter and invulnerability to telepathy, Mercer

Table 4 - undecided for now. Hasn't link messed with time before. Also if it's the same Cloud I played in the games he was making a lot more than 60k before disc 3

bump

1-Ada ,Waifu + knows her way.

2-Talion via cheating(wraith) and Garelt can't prove he's cheating(can detect his wraith but can't prove it)

3-Sarah or Cole , Mercer and Delsin(is he even old enough?!) are bad with money.

4-Baeonetta.

@dygoboy: Love your random threads btw.

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Dante stomps table 4.

Snake due to box

1. I don't could be anybody.

2. The Prince, cheats plus extreme money advantage means he can just bully everyone off the table.

3. Mercer, most money plus able to pull out the very best hand every round He can also bully everyone off the table.,

4.This the toughest one, Raiden doesn't last and donates all his money to the rest of the table. After that it all depends on who gets the best cards... it'll probably take forever. all 4 can stop time, Link can use lens of truth to see the other cards, or he can have Navi just tell him what the other peoples cards are. Bayonetta can offer her body to Dante, but Link and Cloud are more picky, None of them are ever going to make a wrong move, so then it depends who is the luckiest. After generations o fplaying one game.

@dygoboy: Are all canon feats allowed for this?

@cpt_nice: He won't fall for Bayonetta if he's playing to win. Plus, he's the only one with some solid poker feats out of the entire table.

@dygoboy: @106me: Doesn't matter, as long as you know the basic rules of poker. None of those guys except for Raiden will ever be able to make a wrong move... but after thinking about it I realize Link has the highest advantage, if he makes himself and his cards 2d it wouldn't matter if they would be able to stop time, they still wouldn't be able to peep what's in his hand, while Link could still use one of his companions(Navi, Midna, etc etc), the lens of truth, or just stop time like the rest of them and become 2d once he's done peeping everyone's hands. The game is still going to go on for a long time, but it's going to be Link at the end due to him actually being able to keep his cards hidden, meaning he can bluff & call every hand right.

When Dante plays poker, a demonic spirit possesses him making him nigh-unbeatable.

Regarding the lens of truth, Link can't use that item forever. He still has an allotted time limit on how much he can use since it drains magic.

Also, where did you come up with this 2D theory?

slenderman solos :P

How does he solo anything here? He iNt even here. Even if he was he would get rekt. Hard. By Link any swordsmen solos.

Nate's luck gives him the win at table 1 for me.

The Prince has a huge advantage just with his starting stack, and has limited uses of time manipultion to guarantee the win there.

Alex Mercer can absorb the other players via tendrils to see their hands or even control their actions.

Not sure about table 4, thinking either Link or Dante though.

dat poker face :P

@106me: A link between worlds allows him to become 2D, and even if the lens of truth runs out, he can still use his multiple companions(Navi, Midna, Fi, tatl, etc) or stop time using another of his companions Ciela, neither one of them will run out, ever. Not only that but I also forgot that Link can become four people with the four swords, so that greatly increases his chances of getting the best hand each round(plus the 2d means that each of them will be able to hide their cards). Becoming nigh unbeatable means nothing when your opposition has multiple hax to help win the game. Though it may help him to be runner up.

Just noticed the last rule, personally think Mercer can win that one between all of them, as he can literally ALWAYS have the winning hand, Link's hax won't mean nothing against that except it's going to take a long time to actually lose

@cor_tsar: I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree, despite there being no way for Dante to lose when he's possessed.

@106me: Unless Dante's possession allows him to get the best cards every hand or gives him TP, i don't know why it would matter, but, i can do that. It's just a fun thread, nothing to get too serious about.

It does.

lol I'm not getting serious about this, I just don't know any other way to explain how Dante would win when he becomes possessed.

The best the table could do is drag the match on forever and lose due to the ante since they can't outplay Dante.

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That sounds like a great idea! Poker is a classic game that can be enjoyed by players of all skill levels, and it's a great way to relax and unwind. It's a perfect way for everyone to come together and have fun in a friendly and competitive environment. I love the idea of a thread where everyone can play poker and share strategies, tips, and stories. It's a great way to learn from others and improve your skills. And if you're looking to take your poker game to the next level. You can play against players worldwide and test your skills in a real-life casino setting.