Tony Montana vs John Rambo vs Chuck Norris

Fight set in Montana's mansion in Cuba. No Prep. all have firearms.

Rambo.

Do not make me post Chuck Norris... respect the beard..... 

"The Beard is gonna get shot off today...

lol
"

"King Saturn said:

"The Beard is gonna get shot off today...

lol
"

revealing that behind it.... IS ANOTHER FIST!!!"

I'd say Rambo

"King Saturn said:

"The Beard is gonna get shot off today...

lol
"

revealing that behind it.... IS ANOTHER FIST!!!"

It's all true.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris because he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' weapons assemble themselves out of fear.