Thor (MCU) vs Wolverine and Sabretooth (FOX)

As pictured. Thor gets stormbreaker to only use as a melee weapon (no lightning, bifrost, flight etc.).

Takes place in a generic city.

Thor knockes them both out.

probably thor

Thor Stomps Effortlessly

Lol Thor stomps

Spite, Thor one shots.

No

Thor one shots them both easily

Curious if adamantium would cut through Thor, but regardless he stomps this.

@nfactor1995: it would but Thor still stomps

@miekskywalker: @nfactor1995: Hela’s blade have been shown to cut him and that is there only impressive feat. Wolverine and Sabertooth’s claws can possibly do the same.

@nfactor1995: BTW Sabres claws are adamantium as well for this battle.

Flawless logic being used here...

@mister_surreal: Incorrect. Hela’s blades cut through uru plate armor

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@xzone: They sliced his eye...

@xzone: Werent those same blades getting gunned down by M16s from Texas?

@mister_surreal: Yeah? And? I’m not saying they didn’t cut Thor, but you said the blades lack any feats beyond cutting Thor, and that is in incorrect

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thor wins

@xzone: OOOHH, you’re right. I meant to say that he does have anti-feats being cut. Sorry for the confusion.

@tonymartial: The blades made from Asgardian earth, yes. The ones she threw at Thor, no

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Thor gets two new heads as trophies

@xzone: Im pretty sure they're the same material. And anyway they're much thicker and were able to hold a large ship in place.

@tonymartial: Why would one of them that pierced uru armor be the same as one destroyed by a machine gun?

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@xzone: Because thats the MCU boi. Anyway its not like Thors been pierced by Lokis dagger so I doubt Wolverine cant cut him.

Tf is this bad logic. It’s the BLADES themselves that have no anti-feats. If they had failed pierce something people would have a point. Just cause Hela’s blades cut Thor doesn’t mean Wolvie/S’tooth claws will. That’s just dumb.

EDIT: Above also applies for Loki dagger. Jesus, I weep for CV’s future.

@xzone: “Why would one of them that pierced uru armor be the same as one destroyed by a machine gun?”

They came from the same person? Unless you mean to imply their strength varies in which case I’d expect the bigger ones to be... y’know... stronger. Was it ever even implied her weapons varied in durability? I actually don’t remember.

@supremegeneration: One of the blades is created from the earth of Asgard. The others seem to be summoned or created out of nothing. The blades seemed to have varying level of durability, so yes

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@xzone: eh, fair point, I can see it I guess

@supremegeneration: “I can see it I guess”

You can’t fully agree with a Thor fan like me, ay?

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Mismatch, he still outstats sabretooth by a lot.

Thor shoves stormbreaker so far up his ass.

@xzone: It’s just weird to think she made swords out of the earth. Like we’ve seen her make necroswords and the like, but swords out of the earth makes sense even if it doesn’t make sense.

Mismatch Thor murders them

Thor hunts

@xzone: a blades durability doesn’t matter especially in helas case she has an infinite amount as long as they do their job and cut/ pierce it doesn’t matter whether they have trash durability or not.

People downplay helas blades for no reason

What is this lol? Thor obviously stomps.

If perfect teamwork they could pull a win, but unlikely. Thor wins majority

Thor absolutely stomps. One shots both of them

Mismatch, bump.