Which would win, i think that the kettle could just boil it's water, and pour it self all over the toaster. great win for the kettle.
But then again, the toaster could grab it's wires, and heat them up.
it's too hard. what do you think?
the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle.
Terminal Velocity says:
"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."
ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.
The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"
and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly"
Clantern says:
"Terminal Velocity says:"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.
The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"
and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""
But then the kettle will be like. "Despised, maybe, abandoned, no!" an then all the dunking biscuits will come an save the kettle!
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And then the toaster/Lean mean fat reducing grilling machine will jump in for the toaster and be all like "whats the situation?"
And the toaster will be like "Two kettle's and a f*ck lot of crumbs."
Lmao terminal V at the GL referance.
You can just imagine the buscuit's running over the counter with the JLA music in the background.
And then the toaster is like i have 6 settings, and confuses the kettle and he's all like "don't you just pop in a 100 deg" and then in the state of confusion. Microwave-allax comes and take's over him, making a new battle.
Toaster V.S. Kettle-microwave-allax.
Clantern says:
"Terminal Velocity says:"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast. The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat" and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""
Kettle is strong than the toast blaster, being made of steel kinda makes you immune to hardened bread.
Megaguirus says:
"You know in the 50's the prediction for the new mellenium involved nuclear everything. From nuclear dogs, to Nuclear cars, to nuclear jets, to nuclear people, to the nuclear toaster, to arguably the most riduculous of them all a nuclear television. It's ridiculous I know."
Doesn't answer the question.
Phorqe says:
"We need more info on this fight. Specific brand/ model of toaster and kettle? There are many types."
LOL.
OK you can pick the brand.
But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future.
First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax.
Who Wins??
Clantern says:
"OK you can pick the brand. But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future. First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax. Who Wins??"
The WW Blender.
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