The Toaster V.S. The Kettle.

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#1  Edited By Clantern

Which would win, i think that the kettle could just boil it's water, and pour it self all over the toaster. great win for the kettle.

But then again, the toaster could grab it's wires, and heat them up.

it's too hard. what do you think?

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#2  Edited By Terminal Velocity

the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle.

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#3  Edited By Supreme Marvel

am gonna go for the kettle as well. plus i want a cuppa tea now. thanks!!

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#4  Edited By Clantern

Terminal Velocity says:

"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.

The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"

and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly"

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#5  Edited By Sparda

Terminal Velocity says:

"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

What he said.

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#6  Edited By Terminal Velocity

Clantern says:

"Terminal Velocity says:
"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.

The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"

and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""

But then the kettle will be like. "Despised, maybe, abandoned, no!" an then all the dunking biscuits will come an save the kettle!
Post Edited:2007-08-29 20:23:39

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#7  Edited By Clantern

And then the toaster/Lean mean fat reducing grilling machine will jump in for the toaster and be all like "whats the situation?"

And the toaster will be like "Two kettle's and a f*ck lot of crumbs."

Lmao terminal V at the GL referance.

You can just imagine the buscuit's running over the counter with the JLA music in the background.

And then the toaster is like i have 6 settings, and confuses the kettle and he's all like "don't you just pop in a 100 deg" and then in the state of confusion. Microwave-allax comes and take's over him, making a new battle.

Toaster V.S. Kettle-microwave-allax.

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#8  Edited By Sparda

A more intense battle.....

The Waffle Iron Vs. The Toaster Oven!

It's armageddon!

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#9  Edited By Terminal Velocity

and then the Toaster will join with the IRON an become Toaster IRON. Super hot and steamy!

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#10  Edited By Sparda

Terminal Velocity says:

"and then the Toaster will join with the IRON an become Toaster IRON. Super hot and steamy!"

OMG! We're doomed!

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#11  Edited By Vrakmul

What about that nuclear powered toaster? It will make the kitchen RADIOACTIVE!!!!!

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#12  Edited By Lantern Prime

Toaster ! ..............thats pretty mush it!

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#13  Edited By Vrakmul

The nuclear toaster could shoot atomic toast which would explode with the force of an A-bomb obliterating the keetle forever.

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#14  Edited By Sparda

What about Homer's time machine toaster? That could change the tide of battle.....

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#15  Edited By Sparda

Megaguirus says:

"The nuclear toaster could shoot atomic toast which would explode with the force of an A-bomb obliterating the keetle forever."

HOLY CRAP!!!

We don't have a prayer!

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#16  Edited By Zaraki Ichigo

Clantern says:

"Terminal Velocity says:
"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."
ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast. The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat" and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""

Kettle is strong than the toast blaster, being made of steel kinda makes you immune to hardened bread.

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#17  Edited By Vrakmul

You know in the 50's the prediction for the new mellenium involved nuclear everything. From nuclear dogs, to Nuclear cars, to nuclear jets, to nuclear people, to the nuclear toaster, to arguably the most riduculous of them all a nuclear television. It's ridiculous I know.

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#18  Edited By GL Bertron

Megaguirus says:

"You know in the 50's the prediction for the new mellenium involved nuclear everything. From nuclear dogs, to Nuclear cars, to nuclear jets, to nuclear people, to the nuclear toaster, to arguably the most riduculous of them all a nuclear television. It's ridiculous I know."

Doesn't answer the question.

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#19  Edited By Phorqe

We need more info on this fight. Specific brand/ model of toaster and kettle? There are many types.

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#20  Edited By GL Bertron

Phorqe says:

"We need more info on this fight. Specific brand/ model of toaster and kettle? There are many types."

LOL.

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#21  Edited By Clantern

OK you can pick the brand.

But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future.

First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax.

Who Wins??

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#22  Edited By GL Bertron

Clantern says:

"OK you can pick the brand. But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future. First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax. Who Wins??"

The WW Blender.

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#23  Edited By Superkitty

The Kettle will get all steamed, and then the Toaster will be toast.

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#24  Edited By GL Bertron

Superkitty says:

"The Kettle will get all steamed, and then the Toaster will be toast."

LOL.

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Kettle wins, no contest.

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#26  Edited By BadVoodoo
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TOASTER SLAUGHTER STOMPS!

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Kettle STOMPS!

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This little guy is living proof that toasters slaughter stomp the kettles.

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#29  Edited By BadVoodoo
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OH HAIL THE TOASTER!

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Do they get prep?