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#1 Posted by JwwProd (19437 posts) - - Show Bio
The Russian (Punisher 2004 movie)
The Russian (Punisher 2004 movie)

vs

Mother Russia (Kick-Ass 2 movie)
Mother Russia (Kick-Ass 2 movie)

Rules:

  • Both are bloodlust.
  • Morals off.
  • No Prep.
  • Battle takes place in a big abandon warehouse.
  • Both start 30 feat away from each other.
  • Both are unarmed though they can go around the warehouse and use objects that are lying around as well as using the environment around them.
  • Win by any means necessary.

Who wins and why?

P.S. I hope I created a decent fight :)

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#2 Posted by AllStarSuperman (39882 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother Russia, the guy destroyed an apartment and a punisher without guns, MR was superhuman, took out 10 cops, and owned hit girl (without guns though).

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#4 Posted by Black_Arrow (9285 posts) - - Show Bio

ends in sex

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#5 Posted by JwwProd (19437 posts) - - Show Bio

@black_arrow said:

ends in sex

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!! :D

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#6 Posted by JeanRalphio (1886 posts) - - Show Bio

MR stomp

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#7 Posted by Skelebones (416 posts) - - Show Bio

@black_arrow: angry sex. very very angry sex. the kind of sex you clean with a mop and bucket like the lost catacombs of egypt only godknows where they stuck it(strapon?)

ugghhhh its so... wrong. but its like a bad car crash or a friend tipping a cow... you just gotta watch it happen

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#8 Edited by JwwProd (19437 posts) - - Show Bio

@skelebones said:

@black_arrow: angry sex. very very angry sex. the kind of sex you clean with a mop and bucket like the lost catacombs of egypt only godknows where they stuck it(strapon?)

ugghhhh its so... wrong. but its like a bad car crash or a friend tipping a cow... you just gotta watch it happen

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! XD

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#9 Posted by dondave (41577 posts) - - Show Bio

MR

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#12 Posted by Skelebones (416 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod: honestly? MR... TR had his face boiled off

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#14 Posted by Skelebones (416 posts) - - Show Bio

@jwwprod: punisher in that movie was nerfed. he didnt even have his inhuman tolerance to pain. comic punisher resets bones and crap without even wincing in pain and this movie punisher needed to be drunk off his ass to have a few stiches

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#15 Posted by willpayton (19554 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother Russia

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#17 Posted by Wardemon32 (5486 posts) - - Show Bio

The Russian.

He was eating Punishers punches. He took getting a full; swing kick to the face effortlessly. Smiles at getting stabbed in the chest(wtf though). Took a metal stick to the face. Pulled the toilet out of its hinges.

She has no durability feats to contend and I highly doubt she's stronger.

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#18 Posted by JwwProd (19437 posts) - - Show Bio

@wardemon32 said:

The Russian.

He was eating Punishers punches. He took getting a full; swing kick to the face effortlessly. Smiles at getting stabbed in the chest(wtf though). Took a metal stick to the face. Pulled the toilet out of its hinges.

She has no durability feats to contend and I highly doubt she's stronger.

And here's the video :)

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#19 Posted by hulkbuster94 (932 posts) - - Show Bio

Punisher caps them both while colonel stars stands and says you got a dog on your balls

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#20 Posted by Hyperlight (7671 posts) - - Show Bio

ummm... mother russia. russian wont be scared but MR will kicks his knee caps than snap his neck

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@jwwprod said:

And here's the video :)

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Hey, Punisher doesn't drink!

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#22 Posted by hulkbuster94 (932 posts) - - Show Bio

The russian waldo wins he was superior in strength mother russias only competition in that universe was hitgirl a 15 year old girl trained but none the less not as physically imposing and a bloodlusted colonel stars who could have capped her if he had his gun loaded while the russian fought a highly trained full sized male who was a marine or special forces soldier with exceptional gun training and decent h2h skills

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#23 Posted by Carter_esque (6705 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother Russia wins in a

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#24 Posted by lukas12 (705 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother-Russia defintely.

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#25 Posted by TifaLockhart (19503 posts) - - Show Bio

Um, Mother Russia ripped a car door off. She's stronger.

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#26 Posted by UFT (4537 posts) - - Show Bio

probably mother russia as she has skill as well as strength

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#27 Posted by hyperion234 (692 posts) - - Show Bio

mr

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#28 Posted by JwwProd (19437 posts) - - Show Bio

@hyperion234 said:

mr

Cool, someone bumped one of my very old threads :)

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#29 Posted by Darkbiscuit (2130 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother Russia has better feats and possibly better physicals by ripping that car door off and throwing it like a frisbee