The Joker vs Captain America

Rules:

The Joker have 2 hours prep.

Cap gets his shield.

The Joker can gather what gear he wants to use.

Fight takes place in Arkham Asylum.

DEATH BATTLE! WHO WINS?!

Comon people: @dondave@pokergeist@jokerpoker@reaverlation@monsterstomp@cjdavis103@wolverine08:

Cap, get over it

Joker

@leonkarlen123: let's see superhuman super soldier versus crazy guy and make up..... Cap Kills himin three seconds

@cjdavis103: Read rules, Joker got prep time and can bring all his weaponary he ever had.

Cap

Probably Cap, don't think 2 hours will be enough for Joker.

@leonkarlen123: rules say whatever he can get in Arkham Asylum considering he only has two hours to prep that's not enough

ca, no need to argue

Cap

@cjdavis103: No it doesn't say whatever he can get in Arkham Asylum, i said the fight is in Arkham Asylum so it doesn't have to mean that..

cap

Steve beats the white off of Joker's face.

With these specs, Joker roflstomps with hilarious ease, it's badly slanted towards him. Everyone voting for Steve is a blind fanboy.

Name one thing the Joker can get that gives him the Autowin against Steve.

If you're gonna put it that loquaciously, then I guess I have no choice but to agree.

@shawnbaby: He floods the entire asylum with Joker Venom, which instantly kills Cap but doesn't affect him at all. Battle starts, Cap dies, Joker giggles from the other side of the asylum.

Good points @joygirl i can see that happen lol ;)

@joygirl:

so he can make a crap ton of joker gas in 2 hours only using stuff in the asylum?

The Joker can gather what gear he wants to use.

Fight takes place in Arkham Asylum.

He always has before.

@joygirl:

he has had longer than 2 hours in the comics and more to work with than just the chemicals in one asylem that he has to gather him self

and correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Cap have a powerful immune system that can burn though drugs?

Cap. The Joker isn't going to be able to get info on Cap in 2 hours, much less plan for him.

@joygirl: Cap's naturally resistant to all sorts of gas and poisons, IIRC.

You know who else has resistance to all sorts of gas and poisons.

Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Firestorm, Deathstroke, etc. etc. etc. ad infinitum. The only people the gas doesn't work on are Joker and Harley.

@joygirl:

So? we know Cap has an extreme tolerance to chemicals we also know he knows how to deal with gas attacks ( I imagen he can pick up something to cover his mouth and face) we also know that the joker can't rig up an enormous amount of joker gas and will more likely rig up booby traps rather than gas attacks in character

basicly Cap can steam roll with the ocsional defeats due to oker getting lucky due to a gas trap

cap takes the 8/10 majority

@joygirl: Silly plot gas!

No, he doesn't.

Even if the gas thing doesn't work, which it will, the asylum is Joker's home turf. He knows all of his own traps and tricks, every secret door. He could lead Cap into an area and then use the controls to lock him in, then gas that area (or just shoot him, or bomb him, whatever he decides to do). He holds every card (heh) in this scenario.

Joker doesn't get lucky, he plans, he manipulates. Also nobody said that Arkham is evacuated, meaning Joker can use human shields or threaten innocents. He'll see that spangly outfit and he'll figure that Cap's another big blue boyscout and he'll be right, and he'll plan and react accordingly. This is really child's play. If Cap got prep or gear he could take a few wins. As is, he takes none.

Don't hate him because he's beautiful.

That picture of Joker... Oh dear god.....

@joygirl: Would you wanna do a Punisher vs Joker CAV where both have prep?

@comicstooge: I'm not really in the CAV business anymore, I kept finding it usually wasn't worth the effort I had to put into finding and organizing piles and piles of scans. Thanks for the offer though. <3

I can see Joker winning.

@joygirl: You threadzoned me! I'm hurt. :'(

Let's not act like this doesn't happen when you interact with women all the time.

@wolverine08: At least I exist to them.

@comicstooge: B%tches love me and my black muscles!

@wolverine08: @comicstooge: Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

Now kiss.

@joygirl: I'm really pretty?

Easily cap. The only reason Batman ever loses to joker is because he won't kill him. That isn't a concern with Cap.

@wolverine08: A knockout, hun.

Now serious, kiss.

I'm not sure if he can do it with 2 hours of prep time.

With prep, Joker takes it.. He is a master chemist, and he can whip up something nasty that will take Cap out. His power is his insanity. He is the most insane individual in the DC universe in my opinion. That plus his intellect make him very dangerous. Joker 8/10

Cap

Steve Doesn't need the shield. Heck Steve doesn't even need the SS' Serum to beat Joker.

At least he did'nt get GodSpawnZoned :D

@laflux :P

@pyrogram: Your taking like this like duck to water :p