With the risk of nuclear war rising, the UN decides to send The Avengers to take over North Korea. They must overthrow the government. The Avengers have no morals.
The Avengers (MCU) vs North Korea
@ruudiluca: kim solos
@mrmonster: kim with his godlike powers falling not a chance
North Korea falls in one day. A moral less Hulk, Thor, and Vision would be quite a combo.
@gunchar16: Kim is immortal how do they keep him down
@gunchar16: Kim is immortal how do they keep him down
They force him to do sports, he surrenders immediately XD.
@gunchar16: pies man pies are evil
He claims being a god which makes me wonder did he actually evolve as the rest of the humans or is he stuck in the stone age
Kim shows off the superior avengers. The superior avengers are actually just 7 Kim Jong Un clones that stomp the avengers.
You mean probably in the cretaceous period :D
@gunchar16: shots fired
@sacredweapons: these avengers are machines that work on steam and run at 2 mph releasing deadly farts every second propably USSR tech
Kim solos the avengers, then he has a hair battle with Trump, after defeating his American nemesis Kim starts his quest to conquer the world, mission he fails because Lord Putin uses his Vodka and super bears to beat Kim and conquer the universe for himself.
@thecrazybean: than the chineses people release hords of hungry people consuming the universe in their unstoppable path of destruction
Thor and Hulk could both pretty easily solo. Tony almost definitely solo. Give Steve a resistance movement to lead and he could potentially also solo.
Avengers stomp, the North Korean military doesn't have nearly advanced enough technology to take down the top tier Avengers. As some have said Hulk, Thor or Vision could solo.
@mutant1230: NK has kim an immortal being avengers cant keep him down
@mutant1230: NK has kim an immortal being avengers cant keep him down
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Avengers god stomp. The Avengers could defeat the U.S. with shield on their side let alone NK. The high tiers solo.
Keeping in the spirit of superhero stories, the Avengers find trying to take over North Korea very much like a video game. The initial troops at the borders are no problem. Then when they reach a base they do they whole slow motion action pieces like the beginning of Avengers 2.
However once they realize these aren't typical American soldiers, Kim decides to take this more seriously. The Avengers then realize North Korea is no joke as North Korea made deals with the Russians and got intel on how to create those mech tanks and enhanced people from the Russian movie "Guardians". Or was it Kim that gave Russia the knowledge of those mechs and enhancements? Oh...
At some point an army approaches them where the Kim comes out of a vehicle, and see the leader. Kim shows he's not kidding around anymore, and the first thing he does is demonstrate how the celestial beings that brought his family also knows how to create and destroy vibranium, and he proceeds to do to Steve's shield and Vision what Hela does to Thor's hammer. The Avengers are in utter shock that Kim's god status isn't exaggerated and he's very much the big boss here. He then uses his time lord powers to rewind the Avengers back when Steve was a scrawny monkey skeleton, Banner wasn't Hulk, and Wanda and Pietro was powerless. Hawkeye and Black Widow attempts any feeble offensive, but Kim using his endless well of talents catches every bullet and arrow then can fire before proceeding to launch then at high speeds, killing the two.
Wanting to demonstrate he has better weather manipulation then Thor, Kim proceeds to rain down crystal hail shards which he propels using high force wind powers that manage to hit the eyes and power reactor of Tony's suit, effectively blinding and rendering him powerless.
Thor attempts to bring the hammer down on Kim, but Kim manages to perform a kung fu flip like move where he tosses Thor while also stealing his hammer. Yes Kim can use the hammer then proceed to go all Red Hulk on Thor plus letting Thor know how it feels to get shocked by the hammer.
I don't expect all the Avengers to make it to Kim, but that's how he defeats all of them. After the Avengers fall the people of North Korea once more bows to their god, and his many great abilities. Except getting some exercise, that's something he refused to do.
Kim solos the avengers, then he has a hair battle with Trump, after defeating his American nemesis Kim starts his quest to conquer the world, mission he fails because Lord Putin uses his Vodka and super bears to beat Kim and conquer the universe for himself.
Mismatch.
Hulk consistently tears through armies like they're nothing. He's gone up against jets, sonic weapons, choppers, elite squads of soldiers, pretty much everything short of a nuke and North Korea doesn't really have a functional nuclear weapon at this point so he should solo on his own honestly. Adding Thor and Iron Man as well as two elite assassins who could just infiltrate Kim's palace and assassinate him is just over kill. Not to mention there doesn't seem to be any time limit so they could easily develop a really good plan with Cap and Tony's strategic abilities and even use Wanda's TP to pull some strings.
There's just so many ways for the Avengers to win.
@redhood_jaytodd: that's normally true, but right now he seems to be weakened by dark magic. I think Avengers can take him high diff.
@squaddoubleyou: nukes aren't gonna be used on themselves unless they want to try taking them down with them. If someone infiltrated a government building/capital, nuking or any kind of bombing would be a last resort.
OT: Kim gives the Avengers a good fight by himself but he'd only win in his prime. His military is mostly fodder so he has to carry his nation if there's a conflict. I'd give him a 6/10 chance two years ago. Now it's a 4/10 chance.
North Korea falls in one day. A moral less Hulk, Thor, and Vision would be quite a combo.
Doesn't the DPRK have a line of hundreds and possibly thousands of artillery pieces lined up? Some of them are rumored to reach South Korea and as far away as Japan. The Avengers have enough heavy hitters on their team to render them useless before they can be fired but if they don't deal with those first they could suffer some serious casualties.
Avengers god stomp.
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