Superman VS ELVIS

I PICK SUPERMAN

falls of the chair

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damn this is to good

dies laughing

Elvis has left the building.

random...

twisted...

funny...

M

Okay, normally Superman would win, but maybe take it back to the Silver Age, and Elvis will find a magic microphone, and sing "You ain't nothing but a hound dog" and bamf! Superman is now a hound dog. Then Elvis will take Lois to Graceland, and she'll be the one thanking him very much...

GO TO SHOULD SUPERHEROS FIGHT IN REAL LIFE WARS

NEW VENOM says:

"GO TO SHOULD SUPERHEROS FIGHT IN REAL LIFE WARS"

turn caps lock off

M

i just realized that thanks methos

Methos says:

"NEW VENOM says:

"GO TO SHOULD SUPERHEROS FIGHT IN REAL LIFE WARS"

turn caps lock off

M"

mine was temporarily broken earlier

a dance off?

Apparition says:

"a dance off?"

if it's a superspeed dance off, then gonna have to go Kal!

What are we talking bout? the pelvic thust? singing? Who can score the most?