superman Vs chuck norris

man of steel or man of round house kicks to the face...

This thread is bringing down the internet.

dude personaly, chuck norris will kill every superhero in the universe in a hour and have time to eat a oreo and a glass of milk... slowly.

u have know idea jack ass

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.

wow,harsh!

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Gambler says:

"The Man Of Steel says:

"wow,harsh!"

Shut the #@!% up. Thats harsh. flash"

flash?

Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land

Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land

That was rather harsh fellas.

Prodigious Man says:

"That was rather harsh fellas."

Its a Superman vs Chuck Norris thread. If I make a thread this dumb, please, by all means tear into me. I'll take down my post this time, but thats strike one. lol

Gambler says:

"Prodigious Man says:

"That was rather harsh fellas."

Its a Superman vs Chuck Norris thread. If I make a thread this dumb, please, by all means tear into me. I'll take down my post this time, but thats strike one. lol"

Just remember, all newbies have to start somewhere. You should take them and train them. You're always in need of cannon fodder. But if you drive them away, they'll never play for your team.

Hey this is a pretty serious thread... Chuck Norris is pretty damn powerful.

Chuck Norris is a joke.

Forever says:

"Chuck Norris is a joke."

Eternal Chaos says:

"Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land"

I'm not too sure how swimming on land would be useful, but anyway...

Gambler says:

"Forever says:

"Chuck Norris is a joke."

"

Ha! =D

This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why:

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why:Chuck Norris can divide by zero.Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman livesChuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck NorrisChuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."

Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

Thats actually pretty $#@!ing funny. Luv the part about the Miami Dolpins.

There were more, but they were pretty inappropriate so I had to edit them out. I forgot this one though:

A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris street, but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after sixteen thousand pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris

Bleu Diamant says:

"There were more, but they were pretty inappropriate so I had to edit them out. I forgot this one though: A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris street, but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after sixteen thousand pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris"

Thats it, I'm changing my vote to Chuck Norris.

excellent...

Well, yeah, it's Chuck. I mean Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer but Chuck doesn't cry.

Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

A lot of these are really pretty clever/funny. Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and Kill...classic!

Gambler says:

"Bleu Diamant says:

"This is easy. Chuck Norris wins. No questions. Here are some reasons why: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually breath fire. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse. Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "

Thats actually pretty $#@!ing funny. Luv the part about the Miami Dolpins."

Just saw this post. Man i gotta start reading through the whole thread before I comment.

I agree... hilarious.

Gambler says:

"Bleu Diamant says:

"There were more, but they were pretty inappropriate so I had to edit them out. I forgot this one though: A street in Los Angeles was named Chuck Norris street, but three days later the name of the street had to be changed after sixteen thousand pedestrians died while crossing it................Nobody crosses Chuck Norris"

Thats it, I'm changing my vote to Chuck Norris."

Don't do it. Don't give in to the dark side... oh wait... nevermind.

There is no such thing as evolution, just those animal Chuck Norris allows to live.

Well, I know a few inapropriate ones, but here's one for Mr. T that isn't so bad.

Mr. T punches foos with brass knuckels because he's afraid of what might happen to them if he punches them with his bare fist.

I feel some Walker Texas Ranger clips coming on...

I surprised Conan can even pull down that lever.

Speaking of Conan

Bleu Diamant thank you eternally you have brightened up my day, it was raining outside but now its sunny thanks to you...and The Norris of course.

when chuck norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

there is no chin under chuck's beard. just another fist.

Chuck's unstoppable.

Take your pick:

Or

G-Man says:

"Take your pick: Or "

Muahahaha!!!!

There is no such thing as the Endangered Species list. There is just a list of creatures Chuck Norris let's live.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad hes never cried. ever.

Fake and Gay

for it to be a good thread I must mention this : 
"once upon a time , superman and chuck norris fought after a bet, the one who'll lose will have to wear underpants till the end of his life... "
well you got your answer

What is Chuck Norris gonna do? Slap him with his beard?

@GabrielCosma said:

Fake and Gay

Wow, you bumped a stupid thread with a stupid comment like that.

Chuck dousnt need to fight to cause he never loses.

Chuck doesn't win. he allows his enemies to lose. Saying he won implies effort was involved.

@Eternal Chaos said:

Chuck Norris. If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck can swim on land

Chuck sneezed, Krypton blew up. Nuff said...