Jimmy was born back in '92, I think. He was born to his stereotypical housewife mom, Judy Neutron, and absolutely stupid pie/duck enthusiast father, Hugh Neutron. At a young age, Jimmy was discovered to have a very high IQ. As a child he took the IQ test for adults, in which he scored 210. He was often taunted as a child for his small demeanor, and unreasonably large cranium. Usually by nemesis turned love interest, Cindy Vortex. Jimmy has two best friends. Sheen Estevez the hyperactive Ultra-Lord enthusiast, and Carl Wheezer, an extremely sensitive boy, with an unhealthy obsession for llamas. With that he's used his knack for inventions to thwart an advanced alien civilization, use time travel on several occasions, give himself and friends super powers, and eat the booty like groceries.
Preppin' like you steppin'
So with prep anywhere, where else does Jimmy go, other than his lab? His lab has thousands of Jimmy's inventions. More than enough to finish your pitiful street tiers. First thing Jimmy does? He decides to down a packet of the Invisible Sistah packet. What is that you ask, my monarchist friend. Well, this is a powder that replicates the effects of the accident that gave Liberty Folfax, aka Libby, the ability to be an Invisible Woman knock off. Then Jimmy grabs the Burp Boy packet, which replicates the powers given to Carl Wheezer. After that he grabs a one of his Neutronic Burp Soda. Oh yeah
What these items do
Next, we need to establish what these items do. Firstly, the Burp Boy is powerful. To say the least. So let's establish how powerful. In his very first use of his power, he was able to accidentally sent several cars flying.
That's just when he doesn't know how to use his powers. Now we're gonna show his second best feat. However, I gotta establish why it is impressive. I must introduce you to Special-Girl. She is Cindy, but massively amped. In her first appearance she lifted Jimmy's spaceship with her literal fingertips, casually caught a tank with only one hand, pushed Jimmy clear across town and threw a garbage can lid so hard it broke a steel pole. I can present these feats if asked.
Now, let me introduce you to the fictional material carbonium. Carbonium was not scratched by Cindy. She punched it, and it didn't move in the slightest. She, a 30+ tonner, could not scratch this material.
Now, at this point in time Carl, by his own admission was massively weakened. He stated he could not muster a burp because he hadn't had anything to induce one in days. Sheen decided to shake Carl, to force out one of the weakest burps possible. But it worked.
So, in review, Carl while massively weakened, was able to break a material, a 30+ tonner can't. Needless to say, this would oneshot your goons.
But to even go even further, when given enough items to induce burping, Carl had the ability to make an AoE blast, that oneshot Jimmy-Hulk. Jimmy hulk was using tanks as baseball bats. He's an easy 50+ tonner. He was easily tanking tank shells to his dick. Not joking.
Note that Invisible Sistah's forcefield was able to protect them from this. So you ain't getting through those.
But speaking of Invisible Sistah, is should give you a rundown of her powers. He can make herself, and others invisible, and make 360 forcefields that are one way, as shown in the 3rd scan. So basically she can hit you, but you can't hit her.
Gameplan:
Firstly, Jimmy establishes a forcefield around himself, making him, and it invisible. Flying around on his jetpack, so he isn't stationary enough to get hit. Then drinks a sip of dat Burping soda. That soda was able to make Jimmy's mom and dad burp uncontrollably. video This should cause multiple heavy AoE attacks that should oneshot your pitiful pigs, an easy win for Jimmy, the goat.
@king_hellstorm: Gonna have to say it is, if it’s being used in an offensive way like trying to actively read your opponents mind to figure out what they’re trying to do.
Basically everything stays the same except now Gravel also messes with Jimmy's head. How? Well, Gravel has the power to read mind to find out a character's past
Which is 100% legal btw (see post 33 and 36). Meaning he would know about Jimmy's mom, his dad, Cindy and his two best friends. With that knowledge he can create a perfect illusion of them like so.
And as I showed before, these illusions are as lifelike as they come, they can talk, bleed and even die.
So Gravel can spam illusions of Jimmy's friends being obliterated each time he burps or use them as distractions to throw Jimmy off his game. Asides from that my strategy remains largely the same although Gravel can also just teleport the knife to you and attack from afar (as you will see later he can TK a flying missile from the ground) if we pleases.
Counters: Your Strategy
Note that Invisible Sistah's forcefield was able to protect them from this. So you ain't getting through those.
But speaking of Invisible Sistah, is should give you a rundown of her powers. He can make herself, and others invisible, and make 360 forcefields that are one way, as shown in the 3rd scan. So basically she can hit you, but you can't hit her.
I wanted to address this and it didn't deserve it's own category so I added it here. Anyway, Gravel can easily pierce your forcefield using the adamantium knife, adamantium cuts through high tiers easily (high tiers who would think your burp is nothing). It also goes through forcefields easily.
Firstly, Jimmy establishes a forcefield around himself, making him, and it invisible.
Gravel can likely use TP to track you or his magic traciking dust that can reveal opponents that he cannot see.
Flying around on his jetpack, so he isn't stationary enough to get hit.
TK rules say I can use TK on you directly, nothing stopping me from using it on your gear though. With TK Gravel is powerful enough to redirect a small rocket and precise enough to fire his opponent's holstered weapon (making banana split).
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Or if it is illegal, he can teleport the jetpack off Jimmy since there are no teleportation rules that I could find. Like he did against a wig for fun (and he performed the feat from outside the building).
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So Jimmy is either falling to his death or being messed with and then falling to his death.
Then drinks a sip of dat Burping soda. That soda was able to make Jimmy's mom and dad burp uncontrollably. video
Which is bad for you since this battlefield is huge, now yes, I will admit that your AoE is very impressive (the space shot and this one show it should be able to cover a lot of ground), however the battlefield includes everything from the caves in the bottom to the plateau in the back, I doubt you AoE will even cover a quarter of that distance. To add to that, you can't see me or control your burps so it will be near impossible to tag me, especially with the illusions of Jimmy's friends being a massive distraction.And yes, Gravel can teleport himself and Kraven across the battlefield with a thought, as he does so against this massive crate (which goes from warehouse to jungle).
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So you won't tag anyone with your blind, uncontrollable AoE........but I will make it even worse for you, Gravel would know when you are about to attack the second before you do due to his premonition abilities (which is not TP, which would be illegal).
This should cause multiple heavy AoE attacks that should oneshot your pitiful pigs, an easy win for Jimmy, the goat.
If it hits then......no it wouldn't, see Kraven has a healing factor (DJH confirmed here) which allowed him to heal from being stabbed through the chest and heart
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He also survived a beating from the Hulk and remained conscious after his teeth was knocked out (fun fact, Kraven actually has a good track record against the Hulk, beating him twice and losing once).
So Kraven will survive and likely not even be KO'd even if he gets tagged. As for Gravel well......you should know by know that he is like a street level hax king (if you don't count anime people), so yeah he has intangibility too.
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Conclusion:
Basically.......
Lifelike illusions of Jimmy's loved ones will mess with his head.
My knife can dice Jimmy and his shield.
Your not invisible to us (which makes it a disadvantage since Jimmy will assume that he is).
Your flight is offline.
The illusions, our invisibility, the size of the battlefield and the fact that you gave yourself uncontrollable burping will make it near impossible you will hit our team.
We can avoid and predict your attacks So even if the above were false you still won't tag us.
We can survive an attack from you (while you can say the same, see point two).
So yeah, I don't see how my team loses given all these factors.
@revan-: Instead you got a great one. You are welcome. (Just kidding, just make a counter so I can rap this up, if you get one by tomorrow I can do one by Sunday).
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