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#1 Posted by JeffNMemes (189 posts) - - Show Bio
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I know this sounds like a curbstomp but trust me this is not as black and white as it seems.

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#2 Posted by JeffNMemes (189 posts) - - Show Bio

Who would Win.

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#3 Posted by Crunch5481 (1160 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch

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#4 Posted by JeffNMemes (189 posts) - - Show Bio
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#5 Posted by JeffNMemes (189 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone else?

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#6 Posted by war of light_2814 (2745 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch stomps.

Mismatch.

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#7 Posted by xMangog__Beastx (4726 posts) - - Show Bio

Stich solos the verse.

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#8 Posted by SkySanji (4835 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch ragdolls each and every one of them.

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#9 Posted by Gorochu44 (467 posts) - - Show Bio

The blood really isn't a problem when Stitch can pick up a huge rock or a car or something and smash the Xenomorph like a bug. He could also grab it by the tail and throw it over the horizon.

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#10 Posted by killers10333 (3441 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch and its not close

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#11 Posted by FullMetalEmprah (4735 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch outstats the Xenomorph heavily, he stomps.

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#12 Edited by JeffNMemes (189 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone says Stitch stomps so I will put up an argument. SCIENCE TIME.

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xenomorph's acid would be the strongest acid in the world (actually it is pretty inconstant but a cut from a face huger melted through three layers of the nostromo). So that would be a hassle because a rock would melt in the acid and lifting a xeno is not easy like common belief because of how sharp his tail is. Think of how sharp the chains are in hellrazor. now think of the xeno's tail. Xeno's tail > slasher tools so a cut hurts. and finally the mouth. A xeno's mouth applies 3 maybe 4 g's of force.

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#13 Posted by Callagassi72 (131 posts) - - Show Bio

@jeffnmemes: stitch can survive hot lava and hold plasma energy balls in his hands that would barely scortch him. Jumba made stitch virtually indestructible. Plus stitch can lift 3000 times his own weight.can think faster than a supercomputer and has highly enhance senses that can put above superman. The xenomorph aint winning a fight with stitch.

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#14 Posted by Menos_Kegare (207 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch stomps

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#15 Posted by PayneInTheAss (11775 posts) - - Show Bio

Feats for Stitch?

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#16 Posted by AGrape (189 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch

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#17 Posted by Racob7 (9966 posts) - - Show Bio

@payneintheass: He's a little fluffy brick physically on par with DCAU Superman from what I know and probably higher durability. The Xenomorph is like a bug to him and I doubt the acid will hurt him. He has super senses as well so the Xenomorph can't sneak up on him.

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#19 Posted by cpt_nice (10040 posts) - - Show Bio

Stitch smashes its head in.