Steve (Minecraft) VS. CJ (GTA)

Steve

Carl Johnson

Rules

• Random Encounter
• In character
• CJ is physically at his prime
• Win by any means necessary

Rounds

Round 1

• CJ has access to all items, vehicles, etc. from his game
• Steve can only equip items that he can fit within his inventory

Round 2

• CJ has access to all cheat codes
• Steve is in creative mode
• Steve cannot use console commands to directly affect CJ
• CJ cannot use cheats to directly affect Steve

The fights takes place in the ff:

• Procedurally generated world in Minecraft (starting at a Mountain Biome)
• The State of San Andreas (starting at Los Santos)
• Mobs and civilians are present and will react accordingly

If the fight is too unfair, suggestions on how to make it fairer are welcome.

steve nc

Lol. Steve.

Steve no-sells all of his attacks and curbs this no0b before night time.

I’m 99% sure that picture isn’t Carl.

Either way CJ stomps with cheat codes.

That picture is of Caesar (the sisters boyfriend)

CJ. His weapons will cut down steve instantly and he has a Cheat for Infinite Health so there isn't anything Steve can do to him.

Pretty sure Steve stomps

Isn't Steve like Alpha God in strength? Steve Ofc

Oh. I changed stuff now. I think its correct now.

My character fell in lava after being chased off a cliff in the nether (wither skeleton). Lost all my stuff, and rage quitted.

/Kill @e[!Steve]

GG no re

Mismatch. Steve's lifting strength is asinine.

That's over 300,000 tons of weight that he can casually haul.

steve

Steve is:

durable enough to survive multiple arrows straight to his face, to survive a deep fall

Strong enough to break a tree in under a minute barehanded, stone in a little over a minute, the extreme durable obsidian in a couple of minutes,

Skilled enough to kill a dragon and a whole dimension of its minions.

Arrows that can embed themselves in nearly anything including rock or a solid block of steel. Considering the tips are steel how ridiculous must the draw weight of the bow be? And Steve can easily break through the webs of the spiders that bow string comes from.

@zwach: True!

Steve just can’t lose.

Steve with Creative Mode is basically a god. Don't see CJ surviving.

Thats actually bulletproof cheat. He still dies to explosions. Steve on the other hand is legit invulnerable with cheats and has instant death powers via setting healt to 0. Without direct effect steve can still one shot via a fireball with power of 2.1 billion (was the limit higher? maybe 10^300ish) or instant death potion rain

Steve

I love how he changed the photo and it’s still the wrong character.

Really? I only had the wiki to verify who the character on the picture is and it says its Carl on the gallery section.

If that is not the case, who did I actually use?

@ultimate_knight: The correct dude:

Steve uses world edit.

Steve stomps.

Can't Steve fall at terminal velocity into water and not even be slowed down?

@ultimate_knight: That is why people don't use wiki..... Even though it is very informative (And often correct) Its an unreliable source.

Round 1: Steve should win, he has things like invincibility potion so he should be fine.

Round 2: Steve wins eventually, Steve is invincible forever, while CJ's invincibility cheat will eventually wear off.

@noobmaster2001: I dont remember a cheat wearing off... Example?

@slimmcl: The invincibility cheat only lasts for 5 minutes, all other cheats last until the user either turns them off or quits the game.

well if cheats are enabled.... what is stopping CJ from enabling them non stop?

@slimmcl: It's going to take a few seconds for CJ to put in the cheat. Steve could just attack him or hit him with things like a poisonous arrow when the cheat runs out and prevent him from putting it in again. Ultimately Steve can't lose since nothing can hurt him and he doesn't need to worry about it running out, while CJ needs some time to keep being invincible.

I still think CJ has the more fire power (Round 1 is his) But round 2 kills him... I fully agree. (he can put up a good fight)

@slimmcl: Okay, I change my mind on round 1, CJ should have better weapons aswell as automatic aim he should win that. As for round 2, I mean, it would take a while but CJ can't do anything to Steve so I'm not really sure if it would be a good fight.

Well I did not see other sources that contradict the idea that the person on the picture is Carl though....

@lilbroomstick said:

The correct dude:

Okay fine. I will go with this picture. Thanks.

@ultimate_knight: No problem, mate

Bump

Steve

@ultimate_knight said:

@slimmcl said:

That is why people don't use wiki..... Even though it is very informative (And often correct) Its an unreliable source.

Well I did not see other sources that contradict the idea that the person on the picture is Carl though....

@lilbroomstick said:

The correct dude:

Okay fine. I will go with this picture. Thanks.

Sorry its been a year never got a response. No i didn't say what YOU posted was a wrong picture. I was going off the original picture (Which was Ceaser) and how you saying "This is the right dude" is why people on this sight don't use wiki. (Because a wrong pic or information can be posted. instead of firsthand knowledge)

Steve shitstomps

Kind of a unusual matchup, but anyways, Steve should take R1, he can simply block CJ's bullet projectiles with a shield and when he gets close he can one-shot with a sword, Steve wins R2 easily, he is completely invulnerable in creative unless he falls into the void, he can throw CJ in it which would result in his suffocation/death.

Question? So CJ can have Unlimited Ammo and a MinniGun... Plus Steve has hit stun. So how does Steve hit him (In round 1 Not contesting round 2 lol)? Because he has to drop the shield to swing then he gets pushed back.... If not dies (If we saying 1 hit from Steves kills CJ I think its only fair we do a 1 shot from CJ kills steve rule too... They both never encounter echothers weapons)

I fully agree steve wins 2 though.

@slimmcl: I only assumed that one hit would kill CJ, I view Steve as being more durable given how he can survive small explosions, multiple arrows to the body, etc. even without armor, and the fully enchanted sword is capable of killing unarmored Steve in atleast two hits, I'd imagine that Steve'a assaults would hurt more given Carl's lack of proper armor (well, besides the body one), while I could see fully equipped Steve tanking most of CJ's projectiles pretty swiftly, even without the assistance of the shield.

@pawlnewman01: I think I get your logic. Ummm are you going videogame logic or a difference source just to be curious? I'm thinking gameplay wise, Creepers are say (1 TNT) or whatever so CJ has his weapons (Which includes TNT) and Steve has stun lock but if there are alternate sources for Steve. (Fair enough I will claim ignorance on that for more lore lol) Because without Armour Steve is fucked lol so I disagree with that point. But if you are also going on a different source of Information.... Then I apologize because then I am ignorant of your character (Steve's) results, compared to CJ.

@slimmcl: I'm just guessing, it's pretty hard to compare these characters since both franchises operate on completely different physics, GTA tries to be somewhat realistic while Minecraft obviously doesn't (some of the blocks seem to be weightless, days are much shorter, arrows easily penetrate every object including solid stone, etc), we don't know how well would Steve fare against bullets, grenades, etc since they don't exist in his game, would they hurt him more than arrows and TNT's?, bullets probably, though I do I imagine grenades to be watered down TNT which fully armored Steve can easily tank. And yeah, unarmored Steve obviously loses, his base speed is not fast enough for him to get close to Carl before he shoots him down, nor I don't think that he possess enough durability to withstand his bullets which I'd imagine to be as strong as MC arrows but faster obviously.

@pawlnewman01: Yeah I havent played minecraft since WAY backin the day. (Apparently it came out in 2010 but I remember playing in 07 so I don't know if it was a demo till retail then.)

When it comes to creative.... CJ is fucked lmao so I definitely agree Steve wins round 2. because Despite CJ's cheats they don't last forever like say creative mode does.

However I do think despite Steves armors and enchantments and etc.... to make him more tanky and durable. he would get stun locked. and I think (Besides not being able to die lmao) That is Steves biggest advantage in round 2. He is finally faster and can do whatever. Unlike the first round CJ can do whatever because speed and access.

Steve in scenario 1 would one shot with his 50,000 elephant lifting strength, he can also tank the bullets cause he can eat TNT explosions that shatter iron like nothing.

Strength doestn mean durability.... (I agree he badass) He cant tank bullets because there are miniguns and C4 etc. I disagree. (I think he can win but not with blind statemants