Steve (Minecraft) VS. CJ (GTA)

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#1  Edited By Ultimate_Knight

Steve

Mojang's Minecraft
Mojang's Minecraft

Carl Johnson

Rockstar's GTA: San Andreas
Rockstar's GTA: San Andreas

Rules

  • Random Encounter
  • In character
  • CJ is physically at his prime
  • Win by any means necessary

Rounds

Round 1

  • CJ has access to all items, vehicles, etc. from his game
  • Steve can only equip items that he can fit within his inventory

Round 2

  • CJ has access to all cheat codes
  • Steve is in creative mode
  • Steve cannot use console commands to directly affect CJ
  • CJ cannot use cheats to directly affect Steve

The fights takes place in the ff:

If the fight is too unfair, suggestions on how to make it fairer are welcome.

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steve nc

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#3 AlternisDim  Online

Lol. Steve.

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Steve no-sells all of his attacks and curbs this no0b before night time.

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I’m 99% sure that picture isn’t Carl.

Either way CJ stomps with cheat codes.

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That picture is of Caesar (the sisters boyfriend)

CJ. His weapons will cut down steve instantly and he has a Cheat for Infinite Health so there isn't anything Steve can do to him.

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Pretty sure Steve stomps

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Isn't Steve like Alpha God in strength? Steve Ofc

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@slimmcl said:

That picture is of Caesar (the sisters boyfriend)

Oh. I changed stuff now. I think its correct now.

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My character fell in lava after being chased off a cliff in the nether (wither skeleton). Lost all my stuff, and rage quitted.

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/Kill @e[!Steve]

GG no re

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#12  Edited By Kinginrags

Mismatch. Steve's lifting strength is asinine.

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That's over 300,000 tons of weight that he can casually haul.

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steve

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Steve is:

durable enough to survive multiple arrows straight to his face, to survive a deep fall

Strong enough to break a tree in under a minute barehanded, stone in a little over a minute, the extreme durable obsidian in a couple of minutes,

Skilled enough to kill a dragon and a whole dimension of its minions.

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#15  Edited By zwach
@flolikeyou said:

Steve is durable enough to survive multiple arrows straight to his face

Arrows that can embed themselves in nearly anything including rock or a solid block of steel. Considering the tips are steel how ridiculous must the draw weight of the bow be? And Steve can easily break through the webs of the spiders that bow string comes from.

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@zwach: True!

Steve just can’t lose.

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Steve with Creative Mode is basically a god. Don't see CJ surviving.

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#18 NWName  Online

I’m 99% sure that picture isn’t Carl.

Either way CJ stomps with cheat codes.

@slimmcl said:

That picture is of Caesar (the sisters boyfriend)

CJ. His weapons will cut down steve instantly and he has a Cheat for Infinite Health so there isn't anything Steve can do to him.

Thats actually bulletproof cheat. He still dies to explosions. Steve on the other hand is legit invulnerable with cheats and has instant death powers via setting healt to 0. Without direct effect steve can still one shot via a fireball with power of 2.1 billion (was the limit higher? maybe 10^300ish) or instant death potion rain

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Mismatch. Steve's lifting strength is asinine.

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That's over 300,000 tons of weight that he can casually haul.

@nwname said:
@the_hajduk said:

I’m 99% sure that picture isn’t Carl.

Either way CJ stomps with cheat codes.

@slimmcl said:

That picture is of Caesar (the sisters boyfriend)

CJ. His weapons will cut down steve instantly and he has a Cheat for Infinite Health so there isn't anything Steve can do to him.

Thats actually bulletproof cheat. He still dies to explosions. Steve on the other hand is legit invulnerable with cheats and has instant death powers via setting healt to 0. Without direct effect steve can still one shot via a fireball with power of 2.1 billion (was the limit higher? maybe 10^300ish) or instant death potion rain

@zwach: True!

Steve just can’t lose.

Steve with Creative Mode is basically a god. Don't see CJ surviving.

Steve

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I love how he changed the photo and it’s still the wrong character.

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I love how he changed the photo and it’s still the wrong character.

Really? I only had the wiki to verify who the character on the picture is and it says its Carl on the gallery section.

If that is not the case, who did I actually use?

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Steve uses world edit.

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Steve stomps.

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Can't Steve fall at terminal velocity into water and not even be slowed down?

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@ultimate_knight: That is why people don't use wiki..... Even though it is very informative (And often correct) Its an unreliable source.

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Round 1: Steve should win, he has things like invincibility potion so he should be fine.

Round 2: Steve wins eventually, Steve is invincible forever, while CJ's invincibility cheat will eventually wear off.

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@slimmcl: The invincibility cheat only lasts for 5 minutes, all other cheats last until the user either turns them off or quits the game.

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@slimmcl: The invincibility cheat only lasts for 5 minutes, all other cheats last until the user either turns them off or quits the game.

well if cheats are enabled.... what is stopping CJ from enabling them non stop?

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@slimmcl: It's going to take a few seconds for CJ to put in the cheat. Steve could just attack him or hit him with things like a poisonous arrow when the cheat runs out and prevent him from putting it in again. Ultimately Steve can't lose since nothing can hurt him and he doesn't need to worry about it running out, while CJ needs some time to keep being invincible.

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@slimmcl: It's going to take a few seconds for CJ to put in the cheat. Steve could just attack him or hit him with things like a poisonous arrow when the cheat runs out and prevent him from putting it in again. Ultimately Steve can't lose since nothing can hurt him and he doesn't need to worry about it running out, while CJ needs some time to keep being invincible.

I still think CJ has the more fire power (Round 1 is his) But round 2 kills him... I fully agree. (he can put up a good fight)

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#34  Edited By noobmaster2001

@slimmcl: Okay, I change my mind on round 1, CJ should have better weapons aswell as automatic aim he should win that. As for round 2, I mean, it would take a while but CJ can't do anything to Steve so I'm not really sure if it would be a good fight.

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#35  Edited By Ultimate_Knight

@slimmcl said:

That is why people don't use wiki..... Even though it is very informative (And often correct) Its an unreliable source.

Well I did not see other sources that contradict the idea that the person on the picture is Carl though....

@lilbroomstick said:

The correct dude:

No Caption Provided

Okay fine. I will go with this picture. Thanks.

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