Stats Equalised: Endgame Thanos VS John Wick

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#1 Edited by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio
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RULES

  • They're the same height.
  • John Wick has 50 years experience of his new founded stats. Though he's the same age.
  • John Wick gets Thanos's Endgame armour as well.
  • John Wick has a sword the same as Thanos except Katana version.
  • Thanos gets his Endgame armour
  • Thanos gets his sword thing.

THE ROUNDS

  1. Sword fight only
  2. Hand to Hand fight only.
  3. John Wick has a pencil against an unarmed and armourless Thanos who has a broken left hand caused by the Infinity Gauntlet.
  4. Sneak attack on Thanos' home like at the start of Endgame.
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#2 Posted by ElSebbe (622 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos murderstomps every round.

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#3 Posted by Richubs (7015 posts) - - Show Bio

@elsebbe: How is he beating someone far more skilled and with the same stats?

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#4 Posted by Emanresu_20 (3113 posts) - - Show Bio

Wick probably. Thanos rarely had to rely on skill do now throw the Avengers. He was just outright stronger.

The only case is his fight with Thor who was 1) out of shape 2) isn’t more skilled than wick to begin with 3) had a size disadvantage.

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#5 Posted by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio

Ye fool get thy boomped.

Thanos' martial art skills used on the Hulk:

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#6 Edited by Ghostodoofus2 (1956 posts) - - Show Bio

Wick maybe.

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#7 Posted by Cyogre (165 posts) - - Show Bio

John wick still gets backhanded into another dimension.

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#8 Posted by Cyogre (165 posts) - - Show Bio

@usha said:

Ye fool get thy boomped.

Thanos' martial art skills used on the Hulk:

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or this lmfao.

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#9 Edited by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio

New feats for a tired and worn out killing spree Mr. Wick:

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#10 Edited by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio

*Disguised as not OP*

Round 1: John Wick in a sword fight.

Round 2: John Wick grapples the crap outta big purple boy.

Round 3: Mismatch much? You gave Thanos a broken hand dude.

Round 4: Out of the shadows and the, 'Baba Yaga' will appear. Mr. Wick beats him.

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#11 Posted by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio

You people suck.

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#12 Posted by Kidolio (1558 posts) - - Show Bio

@usha: Thanks

OT: John Wick all rounds

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#13 Posted by Major_Hellstrom (18078 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos

John

John

John

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#14 Posted by TonyStark6999 (2734 posts) - - Show Bio

John all rounds

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#15 Posted by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio
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#16 Posted by Trololololol (863 posts) - - Show Bio

Unusual battle ....

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#18 Posted by Noone1996 (12691 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty sure John mixes firearms and other weaponry with his fighting style. Thanos doesn't really need to.

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#19 Posted by Usha (3701 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump ya filthy cave dwelling nerds.

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#20 Posted by Trololololol (863 posts) - - Show Bio

@usha: Don't know . Haven't seen JW 3 yet . I just came because the title intrigued me .

Anyways , I didn't find John to be OP in close combat with melee weapons . He is a beast with Guns though .

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#21 Posted by MainJP (7446 posts) - - Show Bio

John sweeps all rounds with this Shiny wailmer lookin’ ass dude.

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#22 Posted by BreakOfDawn (2576 posts) - - Show Bio

If Wick knows Thanos snapped half the animals in the universe out of existence, he slaughters. If not, Thanos. Far more experienced (he has hundreds if not thousands of years on John's, what, thirty?) and therefore should be much more skilled as a result. Plus, he was manhandling EG Thor (who while substantially weaker was still pretty dangerous), EG IM and EG Cap at the same time. All of these three have displayed pretty impressive H2H ability, especially Cap (not sure how much of Thor's previous feats can still be considered in his new bulky form).

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#23 Posted by WaltzEffective1 (24 posts) - - Show Bio

wick grapples tf out of thanos

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#24 Posted by Crunch5481 (1530 posts) - - Show Bio

Wick all rounds. The pencil is useless though since it wouldn't be strong enough to do anything without breaking.

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#25 Posted by WolverineBatmanFTW (1936 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably Wick all rounds