Spiderman vs The Zohan

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#1  Edited By One-Above-You
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#2  Edited By Clantern

Zohan +D and now for thinking i was funny by writing Zohan i will get abuse off everyone in
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#3  Edited By King_Saturn
Spider-Man would beat The Zohan silly
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#4  Edited By Hedatary
King Saturn said:
"Spider-Man would beat The Zohan silly"
nwa, i think zohan has a chance. Not only is he the greatest soldier, he could use his tools of cutting to cut off the webbing of spidys and kick his ass ^^
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#5  Edited By King_Saturn
The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to
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#6  Edited By StriderHiryu

That movie isn't even worth mentioning.....But seriously, Spiderman would make him forget how "Funny" he was.

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#7  Edited By One-Above-You
King Saturn said:
"The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to"
The Zohan was able to catch a bullet with two fingers, and another with his nose. So he might be as fast as Spidey.
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#8  Edited By King_Saturn
One-Above-You said:
"King Saturn said:
"The Zohan is no where near as quick as Spider-Man... and Spidey has 10 ton strength. Thats nothing that Zohan is used to"
The Zohan is able to catch a bullet in his hands. So he might be as fast as Spidey."
I dont know. Spidey is used to fighting Superhuman Opponents... what experience does Zohan have with taking down people with Supernatural abilities ? 
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#9  Edited By One-Above-You

Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance.

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#10  Edited By King_Saturn
One-Above-You said:
"Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance."
Now Your Cooking  !

I think this fight will be a drawn out battle... with Spidey winning by a hair... unless Zohan has access to weapons

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#11  Edited By Glorious
One-Above-You said:
"Changing it to movie Spiderman so Zohan has more of a chance."
doesnt make spider any weaker... his powers dont change except the fact that his webs are organic so its still a curbstomp
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#12  Edited By One-Above-You
Kadaj said:
doesnt make spider any weaker...
He has less experience though.
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#13  Edited By Glorious

He still has his style of fighting his 10 ton strength, amazing agility speed and webs with amazing strength Zohan has no chance

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#14  Edited By King_Saturn
We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?
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#15  Edited By Glorious
King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel
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#16  Edited By One-Above-You

Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?

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#17  Edited By King_Saturn
Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him
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#18  Edited By Glorious
One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
King Saturn said:
"Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him"
Captain America does things that normal heroes cant do but he is still a human.... Spidey was a cartoon character before
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#19  Edited By One-Above-You
Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?
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#20  Edited By Loaded Revolver

Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP.

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#21  Edited By Rapist

zohan all the way haha

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#22  Edited By Loaded Revolver
Loaded Revolver said:
"Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP."
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#23  Edited By Light
One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?
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#24  Edited By Loaded Revolver
Loaded Revolver said:
"Loaded Revolver said:
"Spider-Man.CURBSTOMP."
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#25  Edited By One-Above-You
Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way.
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#26  Edited By Swagga Boy

lol what?

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#27  Edited By Loaded Revolver
One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not.
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#28  Edited By One-Above-You
Loaded Revolver said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not."
Why?
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#29  Edited By Loaded Revolver
One-Above-You said:
"Loaded Revolver said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Light said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Kadaj said:
"One-Above-You said:
"Can Spiderman do no handed push-ups?"
better Question: Does he need to?
But could he if he wanted to?"
Better Question: Will that help either of them win this fight?"
Yes, it would show that The Zohan is stronger than Spiderman in a way."
But he's not."
Why?"
I don't know...I didn't write the movie.
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#30  Edited By King_Saturn
Kadaj said:
King Saturn said:
"Kadaj said:
"King Saturn said:
"We dont really know how agile The Zohan is do we ?"
He is a human... not near one of the most agile characters in marvel"
True. But Zohan is a movie character than does things normal humans dont do... he kind of has a cartoon character feel to him"
Captain America does things that normal heroes cant do but he is still a human.... Spidey was a cartoon character before
"
But Captain America has a defined skill set as a above average peak level human... The Zohan has no defined level of abilities. But anywho I said from the beginning that Spider-Man would win so I really dont understand what we are talking bout this for anyways
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#31  Edited By Light

kk :)

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#32  Edited By SpideyFan113

In all seriousness Zohan can't even hurt Spider-man. Anybody who's non superhuman could break their wrist if they punched Spidey. Spider-man has to roll with their punches to prevent this.