Sparda says:
"Clantern says:O.K there was no need for cursing, but now i don't see why the fu*k not you wa*k-stain, if they had a fight, obv it would only be a matter of time before batman squished that little f**ker for what he's worth, it doesnt even make sense that spider-*hit is a hero, how does he afford stuff? it doesnt make any sense, and not to mention the fact that he has no job. only that s*itty one that he works part time for, and gets ripped off everyday) ok back to the point, batman is the strongest human. And sh*tgayman is a spider. the fact is batman is faster and more of a quick thinker, easily sneek up on spidermam, and dont say 'spider-man can sneek up on batman, because in nightwing year one, not even a ghost can sneek up on batman. You just can't accept the fact that batman is better because your a total utter gay. i honestly dont see spiderman beeting GA either."Apart from the fact spiderman sucks ass completely in every-single way, i won't include that in this arguement. I think this is an easy win for batman, if bats can beat superman and dodge the 'omega-effect' by darksied, Spidey-shit doesnt stand a chance, batman could out-think him and work in the shadows, and even though no spider in the world is agile, and yet spiderman seems to be, batman is still probably more agile than him. So batman would probably run him over with the bat-mobile, squish him like that wall sticking twat he is. Also in batman year 100, he clears a 25 foot gap (and thats when he's pure ancient, so imagine him at his prime), so he can keep up with the little rat. Not to mention the use of things in his utility belt, spider wouldn't lay a web on him. "More agile? Yeah, ok fanboy. Run him over? I'm sure that Spider-sense won't do anything about that for some reason, dumb@$$."
Post Edited:2007-08-27 16:38:43
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