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#1 Edited by jag140 (66 posts) - - Show Bio

First round: Unarmed

Second round: Both opponents are given longswords.

Let Cleganebowl begin!

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Will Clegane get shreked out of the swamp or will The Mountain himself crush Shrek's head like a melon? You decide!

(Note: This isn't 4chan Shrek)

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Bonus Round: Shrek gains his 4chan abilities for the final fight. Is it all ogre now?

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#2 Edited by Mark_Infinity (279 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: Shrek is actually very powerful with just his hands alone, so I'll go with him this round.

R2: Basically a repeat of the first round, but Shrek has a lance.

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#3 Posted by green_skaar (12420 posts) - - Show Bio

@jag140 said:

(Note: This isn't 4chan Shrek)

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#4 Posted by Cream_God (15519 posts) - - Show Bio

The mountain will feel Shreks sweet onion Shrex

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#5 Edited by Etheral_Dreams (6116 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek is superhuman, Ser Gregor is just peak human (not even that really.)

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#6 Posted by Spambot (9439 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek rd 1. Gregor rd 2.

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#7 Edited by jag140 (66 posts) - - Show Bio

Keep in mind Shrek lost a fight to a cat; also the Mountain is well above peak human if he can decapitate a horse with one hand and cause a man's head to explode with his bare hands after being stabbed multiple times.

I think Shrek's only hope is a gas attack in this one.

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#8 Edited by Wut (7068 posts) - - Show Bio

@jag140: Shrek has already displayed more then enough physical power to crush skulls with his hand. The guy lifts fully armored knights like they are pillows, twirls them around his head while laughing, and throws them a good number of yards.

@etheral_dreams:Book mountain is blatant superhuman (or 'peak human' by comic standards). Wears armor that a normal person could not even lift, wields a greatsword in one hand that someone would struggle to lift with two, and has a massive oak towershield in the other.

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#9 Posted by RolandDeschainGokuGhostRider (698 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek is Gregorys love life

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#10 Posted by jag140 (66 posts) - - Show Bio

@wut: The point is, Shrek was incapacitated by Puss in Boots.and was not even able to withstand the pain of his tiny claws. Shrek is strong but he doesn't have all that much stamina. To get past Clegane, you'd need to be fast and extremely coordinated; not something Shrek is known for.

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#11 Posted by Wut (7068 posts) - - Show Bio

@jag140: That was a gag, he did not appear to really want to hurt Puss (and with his strength, he could easily do so), I am going to assume you have never had a cat climb up you with their claws, because if you have, you would know how painful it is despite the claws, themselves, posing no real threat to your life. Clegane would have been just as hurt by the cat, the only difference is Clegane is a terrible human being who deserves to be impaled by Vlad then turned slowly on a fire as his flesh peels away, and so would have killed said cat.

The sheer fact you are trying to use this to undermine him is astonishing especially when you are trying to use getting attacked by Puss, a cat that can easily dispatch large groups of heavily armed knights, to try and lower his very impressive strength feats is even more astonishing.

And, no, to get past Clegane you do not need to be fast and agile. The Hound matched Clegane just fine, and he is not nearly as fast as the Viper. In a fist fight between the two, it is going to be two brute force guys pounding away at each other. Shrek has displayed far greater physical strength then show Clegane has, and I have no idea why you are talking about his stamina when Clegane's stamina is nothing to parade around and Shrek wasn't even winded from his fight with the large group of knights in Shrek 1.

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#12 Posted by jag140 (66 posts) - - Show Bio

@wut: Good point; I know from personal experience that attempting to give a cat a bath is cold-blooded torture but despite Shrek's strength, he isn't exactly made of iron. Hand-to-hand, I'll give it to Shrek as long as he goes wrestlemania but would he win armed?

Honestly, Puss in Boots could likely hold his own against Clegane. Concerning the Hound and the Viper; they are leagues ahead of the Mountain.

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#13 Posted by Wut (7068 posts) - - Show Bio

@jag140: Armed? Maybe. If Clegane fights like he normally does, all brute strength, then yes, Shrek can win since the swords are going to break very quickly when they bash them together. If Clegane remembers all that knight training his daddy paid for, he would take it via skill.

That said, I hope Clegane dies painfully both rounds.

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#14 Posted by jag140 (66 posts) - - Show Bio

@wut: I should have made a Round 3 for 4chan Shrek then.

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#15 Edited by The_Caped_Crusader (10533 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek is...

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#16 Posted by cpt_nice (10040 posts) - - Show Bio
@jag140 said:

@wut: I should have made a Round 3 for 4chan Shrek then.

Not too late to edit the OP.

Book Clegane is definitely superhuman when it comes to strength...

Round 1: Shrek due to better physicals.

Round 2: Gregor, because he has more skill with a sword.

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#17 Posted by FatherChaos (2668 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek does to Clegane what Clegane did to Elia.

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#19 Posted by Etheral_Dreams (6116 posts) - - Show Bio

@wut: I was basing it off of GoT Mountain, not the book version, since the OP used an image from the former.

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#20 Posted by morgadc1887 (395 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol, shrek easily, dude took on a dragon

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#21 Posted by mevbi (416 posts) - - Show Bio

lol wtf, shrek solos fiction

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#22 Posted by the_wspanialy (4088 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek owns.

His strength aside, he's also suprisingly fast and agile for someone of his size.

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#23 Posted by Helloman (30115 posts) - - Show Bio

Stalemate.

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#25 Posted by FaradaySloth (10076 posts) - - Show Bio

The Mountain is apparently fighting his love and life.

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#27 Posted by KeyFirstnaten (252 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek took on a Dragon and held his own. The Mountain has nothing on to unless he can fight against Drogon, which obviously won't happen.

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#28 Posted by eri123 (1197 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek has love and life manipulation,he stomps.

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#29 Posted by Rac95 (4748 posts) - - Show Bio

All jokes aside, Shrek would atleast take R1. Spinning an armored knight like a plaything,accidently shoving part of a ship and sinking that ship with a thrown bottle are feats Clegane couldn't replicate.

Technically he should take R2 too, but the sword gives Clegane atleast a chance

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#30 Posted by Aqualion0 (2117 posts) - - Show Bio

@eri123 said:

Shrek has love and life manipulation,he stomps.

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#31 Posted by Yray (531 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek solo's game of thrones

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#32 Posted by FullMetalEmprah (4735 posts) - - Show Bio

Clegane is leaving that swamp, whether it's conscious or not is his own choice.

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#33 Posted by EternalDarkFury (1808 posts) - - Show Bio

@yray said:

Shrek solo's game of thrones

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#34 Posted by Racob7 (9967 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek very easily.

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#36 Posted by Noone1996 (11859 posts) - - Show Bio

This is ogrekill. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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#37 Edited by lilcabbage (743 posts) - - Show Bio

Shrek despite all the memes is a master tactician.like when he lured those knights to the giant beer barrel to wipe them out and the time he managed to restrain a dragon. Also he tanked, sort of, an arrow to the anus, that’s something.

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#38 Posted by Brittonic_para (261 posts) - - Show Bio
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This is the last thing the mountain see's before his pitiful life is crushed.

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#39 Posted by cromulor (2386 posts) - - Show Bio

R1, Shrek

R2, could go either way. Gregor doing that thing where he cut the whole horse’s head off in one go was pretty cool.

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#40 Posted by RandomGuy287 (1166 posts) - - Show Bio

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#41 Posted by cpt_nice (10040 posts) - - Show Bio

Shreks

Gregor