Shrek vs MCU She Hulk

Shrek forgot to read the fine print to notice the deed to his swamp had an expiration date. Wanting to take the swamp as revenge...the ghost of Farquaad hires She-Hulk to sue Shrek for violating their contract.

She-Hulk poses as an ogre to deliver a subpoena.

Shrek, angered by this, tells Fiona and Donkey to get the kids out of the house and Far Far Away from their home.

Shrek rushes toward She-Hulk, and she dodges swiftly. Realing she has no choice but to fight...she gets ready for an epic battle.

Fight starts outside the swamp next to the outhouse. Shrek is bloodlusted. She-Hulk is morals on, but won't be afraid to cause collateral damage.

No BFR, no PIS. Start 20 feet apart. Who takes this?

I will say she Hulk, in all areas strength, speed and durability. Shreks best showing that could have made a difference was facing off against a dragon. But he did not do much note worthy to really use as a feat outside of good strategy. Cannot see that working here. Takes on a decent amount of knights, but their abilities are vague at best.

So she Hulk takes this for me 10/10

Shrek

@mel_1: ??

Shrek cause he's the better characters. He's like an onion.

Ogres have layers, does she hulk?

@chris2kzombieki: yeah but she Hulk Got a 🎂

Shrek. Too much toxic masculinity for her to handle.

@the_wspanialy: Shrek always struck me as a nicer than average ogre. Even in the first movie, he eats with the absolute most polite etiquette, for some reason, while the rest of the ogres in Shrek Forever After eat like vultures.

Shrek gives her relationship advice

That boy Shrek.

@odin619360: what about when he sunk a boat with a bottle?

Ends in sex.

@vjbthe3: dam I forgot about that, its a good feat but not enough for me, especially when you look at what She-hulk has done.

we only say that when we actually want to see it happen. two cgi abominations making out. isn't what i want.

she hulk stomps

@nozak: Plus, Shrek is loyal to Fiona. That thought would never cross his mind.

Shrek stomps anybody if he's in his swamp, outside of his swamp he'll have his hands full but I think he pulls a w here.

@nancywheeler: how would likability, cgi, and attractiveness help in a fight?

when two hot girls fight however. i always hope it ends in sex though.

She Hulk is getting cat called and dissed while getting beat up . Shrek has too many layers

@nancywheeler: Darn, I forgot about that cursed Feige bot! 😶.

You win this round, but I'll be back!

@nancywheeler: Bah, oh gee. I'm sorry if that came off as a bit hostile. I was just doint those saturday morning I'll be back things.

In hindsight, I see what you mean about the show. Maybe Feige bot glitches when he made the mcu shows and that's why they're so yucky

Jen stomp. Shrek is low super soldier level

That obnoxious SJW bitch cunt excuse for a lawyer is about to get fucking SHREKKED.

@robertmiles1: Don’t curse.

Lol

Now that just uncalled for.

Ends in shrex

Shrek kills her by farting

She hulk claps her hands, stuns him and throws a rock at Mach speed at him.

I think the best match would be Warrior Fiona from Shrek forever after vs MCU joker She Hulk. Warrior Fiona would mess up MCU She hulk so goddamn bad!

Shrek puts that Karen in her place.