Shrek vs Galactus

Round 1. Shreks swamp.

Round 2. Shreks planet

Round 3. TOAA joins the fight, Shrek gets bloodlusted with onions.

Round 4. Batman joins with prep.

Batman solos.

A1. Shrek roars a mighty roar as he sh*ts down Galan's throat.

A2. Read above.

A3. Shrek and TOAA end up getting married.

Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

Batman

0/10. There are professionals on these boards for these kind of things. Learn from them

Shrek should speedblitz...

@deus: Groot joins the fight

Shrek is life, Shrek is love.

since this thread is a complete joke, i can do this!!

@sc

Shriek fills them all with his love.

@lettsplay10: yes

Shrek's fate.

Shrek.

@nefarious said:

Shrek's fate.

Shrek will teleport behind and tear up his anus.

@spider-manwins: So how do you explain those pics in non-joke threads?

@batbro15: whenever its batman/goku fight, or a fight where the majority say spider-man loses

Batman with prep takes it.

Shrek farts, Galactus decides there are in fact things he won't eat.

The Ogrelord removes these infidels from his swamp.

But really, @jedixman@god_spawn

It's all ogre for Galan and TOAA. In r1 r2 and r3.

Round 4: Batman is love, Batman is life.

It's all oger now.

Meme Shrek all the way. Canon Shrek dead.

Ok.....

Shrek stomps in his swamp

Shrek turns Galactus into his slove slave.

@spider-manwins:Blasphemy

@bat_saint: i didnt say anything that degrades spidey?

Shrek tells them to get out of his swamp and they do so immidately

@flashback0180: It's never ogre.

Shrek shrekts all rounds

@lord44 said:

Shrekening...

This is spite, guys; we all know Galactus doesn't stand a chance, c'mon.

Batman would also come back from the experience with new ideas for Shrek-themed gadgets.

@spider-manwins:

It's all ogre now....

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Swampstomp.

Lol

galactic curbstomp