Santa Claus vs Barack Obama

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Okay.

Scenario 1: Setting: The White House. Morals on. GO!

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santa wins by KO, Obama is a smelly cheater

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#5  Edited By DiaphanousMan30

Hate to say it however, Santa by the time of the fight will have been weakened from his time under ObamaCare. Santa's high blood pressure will cause a rapid heart beat causing him to lose breathe quickly, his diabetes and hypoglycemia causing weakness from blood sugar irregularities. Finally Santa will succumb to heart disease before perishing early in the battle.

This it turns out was Obama's plan all along destroy Santa from within before their physical battle ever started.

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WTH?

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So far Santa 1-1 Barack. Anyone else?

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@sophia89 said:

Fox news would say a black thug attacked an old man(white male) to steal from him.

Black communities would say a black saint was killed by an old white racist,after surrendering.

Mah niga, you sound like a cracker

Double racism ftw :v

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Santa has a huge strength, speed, and skill advantage over Obama

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Insurance:IBTL

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Santa has magical powers, Barack has the power of people behind him. Santa might be a little scared visiting "some" houses tonight.

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Santa makes Michelle is Ho Ho Ho

Santa stomp 10/10

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Santa is gonna put Obamacare to the test

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@mtuske said:

Santa makes Michelle is Ho Ho Ho

Santa stomp 10/10

The Government is cracking down on you as we speak.

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@wardemon32: It's a good thing I got my VA home loan when I did huh.

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The real one

(Hint, he's white)

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Well someone is getting penetrated thats all i know

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Hmmmm I see a lot of yall never got ass whoopins growing up. Hopefully somebody local to you rectifies that.

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Barack Kung fu chopped the Taliban and made the Jews and Arabs friends.

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Baracka Osama gets stomped by Satan's Claw's.

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Santa Slays Barack. (**No Pun Intended**)

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On a serious note what are Santa's feats?

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Barack. He's the first Black president.

No other feats needed lol

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Ebola vs Santa

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Drones > Reindeers

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#30  Edited By MetalJimmor

Santa Speedblitz. In order to deliver all those gifts he has to be at least approaching the speed of light.

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"all I know is never bet on the white guy"