Scenario 1: Setting: The White House. Morals on. GO!
Hate to say it however, Santa by the time of the fight will have been weakened from his time under ObamaCare. Santa's high blood pressure will cause a rapid heart beat causing him to lose breathe quickly, his diabetes and hypoglycemia causing weakness from blood sugar irregularities. Finally Santa will succumb to heart disease before perishing early in the battle.
This it turns out was Obama's plan all along destroy Santa from within before their physical battle ever started.
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