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#1  Edited By Detective

who wins? Hand To Hand (and with these 2 its going to generally be a fight to the death)

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#2  Edited By oldmagic

Rorschach easily.

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#3  Edited By Sparda

Hand to hand I'll say Rorschach since Joker wouldn't have any of his weird gadgets. I see it ending with Rorschach caving in the clown's skull.

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Hmmm.... Not sure.
Rorschach is good at beating the crap out of petty criminals, but when he had to fight someone of higher caliber (Ozymandias), he got schooled.

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#7  Edited By Sparda
The Man of Yesteryear said:
"Hmmm.... Not sure.
Rorschach is good at beating the crap out of petty criminals, but when he had to fight someone of high caliber (Ozymandias), he got schooled.
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This is true.

Although, I can't help but think that if Nite Owl actually tried something other than one damn gadget then they could've beat Ozzy.
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#8  Edited By Detective

^^remember Rorschach and Nite Owl were probably half frozen during that fight...they just got done walking around in Antartica...and i say Rorschach kills Joker

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#9  Edited By King_Saturn  Online
Rorschach would beat The Joker in a H2H combat fight
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#10  Edited By MrsJ

Joker! Even if you say "hand-to-hand" Joker would find a way of cheating.

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#11  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Rorschach would beat the f#ck out of Jack Nicholson.

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#12  Edited By Korg
Vance Astro said:
"Rorschach would beat the f#ck out of Jack Nicholson."
I wish I could see this in real life.
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#13  Edited By Acheron
Korg said:
"Vance Astro said:
"Rorschach would beat the f#ck out of Jack Nicholson."
I wish I could see this in real life.
"
LOL.
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#14  Edited By Kataklysmo
Walter wins this effortlessly.
Joker F%cks around too much
Walter doesn't hesitate to kill anybody

And yes, Adrian had prep on his side from the start.
And yes, I hate blonde smart&ss bastards like Adrian
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Kataklysmo said:
"Walter wins this effortlessly.
Joker F%cks around too much
Walter doesn't hesitate to kill anybody

And yes, Adrian had prep on his side from the start.
And yes, I hate blonde smart&ss bastards like Adrian
"
MAN! what's with the language I mean come on is that really needed!(Uh No)
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#16  Edited By Triumphant

Joker

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#17  Edited By Graymalkin
King Saturn said:
"Rorschach would beat The Joker in a H2H combat fight
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#18  Edited By Korg

Rorschach bites Jokers face off... wait, that isn't hand to hand. Never mind.

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#19  Edited By MrDirector786

Rorschach continues to break Joker's bones till he surrenders. That or Joker doesn't surrender and Rorschach snaps his neck. If it wasn't limited to just hand to hand combat, the fight would be tougher for Rorschach and I'm not so sure he'd win, but because it is, Rorschach wins.

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#20  Edited By Ghastlord

Rorschach is a much stronger than Joker.  As seen in the movie he can crack bones with little effort. He can also snap necks. Joker was just an excellent tactical forecaster.  But in the movie he did not have much in the way of Gadgets except for bombs. Rorschach WINS.

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#21  Edited By EdwardWindsor

h2h rorschach smacks jpker around so bad it isnt fun , joker is only any good when he plants traps and has tools to help him out

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#22  Edited By deadbat22289

JOKER

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#23  Edited By Darth Coleslaw
@Korg said:
" Vance Astro said:
"Rorschach would beat the f#ck out of Jack Nicholson."
I wish I could see this in real life.
"
I second that.
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#24  Edited By burr787

The Joker wins, this is a guy that is able to slip away from Batman countless times, in Hush Batman (who can bench press about 600 lbs) beats Joker to a pulp and he's still able to get up and run away before being taken down and He's taken a beating from Bane in No Man's Land and was able to slip away. If we're talking about whose in great physical condition:

Check out those muscles
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Also the Joker is a thousand times deadlier than Rorschach, he has snapped a man's neck like it was nothing and he would know how use Rorschach's mental problems to an advantage. What has Rorschach done: broke some random drunk's fingures, used weapons to fight of police, beat up an old man, killed a midget and got his ass kicked by Veite. The Joker would take a greater beating but in the end he would snap Rorschach's neck an laugh.

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#25  Edited By Nerx

What about the joker gas and his deadly arsenal of weapons?

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without weapons i say Rorschach, with weapons Joker. either way it's close

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#27  Edited By NightFang3

without weapons I say Rorschach, with weapons then Joker wins or Rorschach and joker gets away.

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#28  Edited By JThree47693

Rorschach

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#29  Edited By Zoom

Joker.

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#31  Edited By DH69

joker sucks therefor the less psychotic rorschach wins

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#32  Edited By morpheus_  Moderator
Rorschach would demolish the Joker. Since the fight is strictly h2h, the only thing the Joker needs to do is to start telling Walter about his victims, and what he enjoys doing to them...Then Rorschach would make him wish he hadn't been born...
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#33  Edited By sifsclub
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naw b!tch rorshach kills, @$$ clown.
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#34  Edited By Radiante

mmm i would see it hard for Rorschach.... Joker is hard bone for Batman, a genius, better than Rorschach by all the points of view... 
I see Rors in serious, serious difficulty....
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#35  Edited By Radiante

Oh, hand to hand Rorschach I think would easily win...
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#36  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld
@Detective said:
"^^remember Rorschach and Nite Owl were probably half frozen during that fight...they just got done walking around in Antartica...and i say Rorschach kills Joker "

Yeah this is something people don't think about. Rorschach may be a very good fighter but he was fighting a martial arts master after he wandered around antarctica and plus had a hurt leg from the fall of his capture. Adrian also had prep time to prepare and he is world's smartest man. People discredit Rorschach's abilities to much based on that fight and it wasn't even finished Rorschach still wanted to duke some more out with Adrian but Nite-Owl didn't want him to.
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#37  Edited By Jerry Seinfeld

Some people here are also discrediting Joker's combat abilities. 
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#38  Edited By ThanosIsMad

Joker's combat abilities have been portrayed inconsistently.  Sometimes, he knows how to fight, and others, he gets floored in a single punch from Robin.

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#39  Edited By Agent 12

Rorschach can take down some of the weaker versions of Joker. That said, Joker's fighting skills seem to fluctuate based on the writer. Most writers show him as physically weak(at least from what i've seen) so I give Rorschach the majority.

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#40  Edited By why so serious
In The Dark Knight, Joker was the only guy who could even put up a fight with Batman.  Joker is agile and deadly, I see him surprising Rorschach with his speed.
 
But Rorschach ultimately wins due to his brutality.
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#41  Edited By Cpt.Sarcasma

Rorschach is brutal, and is unstable similar to Joker, but the main Joker has is his ability to find someone he cares about and either kill them(not wise in Rorschach's case) or torture them(also not wise), but who is that important to Rorschach? 

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#42  Edited By NickA

Rorschach curbstomp
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#43  Edited By Zoom

I think some of you must have missed Joker killing the entire Royal Flush Gang alone.  Or a handcuffed and badly beaten Joker taking out a half dozen police officers.
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#44  Edited By Son_of_Magnus
@Zoom said:
" I think some of you must have missed Joker killing the entire Royal Flush Gang alone.  Or a handcuffed and badly beaten Joker taking out a half dozen police officers. "
And we all saw what happened when the police confronted a well rested Rorschach =P Not to mention treating Lex Luthor like he was not their and Luthor is a man with martial arts training and regularly attends intense physical training unlike Rorschach
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#45  Edited By Zoom

Yeah, they captured him.  He took out like four of them with minimal prep.
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#46  Edited By FLCL1
@oldmagic said:
"Rorschach easily. "
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#47  Edited By Zoom

Can someone give me one good reason why Rorschach would win?  He's a mediocre hand to hand fighter at best.
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#48  Edited By Zoom

Pictures of characters aren't evidence.  Make an arguement.
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#49  Edited By Boneapart

Im so going against the grain, joker would beat him so badly it isnt funny (funny get it?) 
i loved watchmen and rorschac was my favourite chaacter, but NOTHING he did was anywhere near as inpressive as what joker has done, also all this crap of rorschac being a better fighter is rubish,he killed alot of his enimes with improvised tools. joker is just a dirty roten cheat, he can can take more punishment than rorschac and he is far smarter. in a h2h battle joker would actually bite his face, gouge his eyes, kick him in the nuts, call him names, tear off his mask (he hates that) and after a little beating he'd kick the crap out f him when he's on the floor. not to mention joker is agile nd slightly faser than you'd expect

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@zoom: Rorschach is the furthest thing from a mediocre fighter. He could easily beat joker fist to fist, but is known to use anything in his environment as a lethal weapon.